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Jilano272886y@404response
*finished eating a donut*
"Oh you don't have a touchscreen, eh?"
*wipes fingers on screen* -
Sees your screen, "Hey is that a scratch on your screen?"
*feels scratch*
*leave without receiving an answer * -
Clicks ball point pen.
Points at your screen.
Accidentally touch your screen.
Runs away! -
sgfds3866yI have 2 monitors in the office and no one touches them. What's wrong with you people? Why would someone touch a dev's screen ?
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Jilano272886y@sgfds Oh no but you don't understand, they are not "touching" them. Just trying to show something on the screen and since their coordination sucks, they end up putting their greasy fingers on it!
Do not touch my screen.
DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH MY FUCKING SCREEN.
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