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For languages that work on all operating systems, c would be analogous to anal sex, and c++ would be fisting. Java is pretty harmless vanilla in comparison.
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@NickyBones I would say that java is anal sex where literally everyone wears a strap-on and the strap-on has spikes on it.
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@PlatinumFire I have little experience with Java, but I did work a lot in C# which is pretty close. Higher level languages shield you from the horrors of c/c++. How many Java/C# programmers caused a kernel panic? Heap corruption? Messed up Big/Little Endians? Few to none.
Can you royally fucked yourself with shit design and spaghetti code? Yes, but that's not exclusive to Java. -
lastNick5634yAll operating systems? What about the Apple mobile devices? And the new ARM-based MacOS? It seems these Apple devices are eventually not into anal sex.
hmmm, deep analogy 😀😮
joke/meme