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"Are you going to finish this part or am I going to need to hire someone else?"

~ Asked by a client less than a week into cleaning up and upgrading his Drupal 6 site to Drupal 7 which hadn't been touched in 8 years... Right after pleading with me about how he had no budget and couldn't afford any hours of development.

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  • 6
    Dump the jerk and ruin the code even more!
  • 15
    Tell him to hire someone else and leave a comment at the top of every PHP file:

    /** GOOD LUCK FRIEND **/
  • 3
    @SuperNOVA I can 103% guarantee there is no backup.

    > "yeah the last guy said I could use this 'eff-tah-pee` but I think the program he told me to download is a virus; looks like it's trying to download all my laptop's private files to the internet!?"
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