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*me calling ISP*

ISP: hello, how may i help you?

Me: got no connection... you guys maintaining something again from your side?

*30 minutes later*

ISP: we'll check the problem from our end and email u wgat we find

Me (poker face): bit i have no internet :|

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  • 1
    That means 'yes there is and we are going to quickly fix it only to email you that nothing was wrong'.
  • 0
    if you cant reach your email. Then they have to mail it to you
  • 1
    Service out for 10 days (gross incompetence), a week after it's back I get a text saying my internet should be back now.

    And this is why I have a new service provider.
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    ISP : Sir, we checked from our side and your connection working fine from here, the problem maybe on your side.

    Me : 😒

    ****after 15 min of shit talk***

    ISP : Sir, we fixed it from our side, please check.

    ***Internet now working***

    Me : why me always 😒
  • 0
    @MLK79 where do you people LIVE? O_o
  • 0
    @forkbomber I live on a small island in the Caribbean with a population one hundredth of America.
  • 0
    @MLK79 that would still be over 3 million..
    10 days is really long to be cut off from the internet.
  • 0
    @forkbomber beirut... for the world its a war zone because of hollywood. for us its stoneage but we like to party
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    @forkbomber Well, a little less than 3 mil but still a tiny country. It's so small, that if someone lives 5 km from me, I find that to be a great distance.

    It's gross incompetence I say. I was on the phone with them everyday mostly because I was trying to figure out how stupid they were. Like who spends a week trying to figure out what is causing an issue.
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