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How to pass yourself off as a Web Developer.

Download Wordpress.
Install theme.
Install plugins.
Activate plugins.
Customize theme.
Email client: "Done, invoice attached."
Receive sum of $10,000.

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  • 3
    Yeah, but you'll be reincarnated as some kind of mistreated beast of burden right?
  • 0
    sad but true
  • 0
    yeah, unfortunately no one pays me that much... if they would they would not get WP.
  • 1
    Happened to this guy who has an audio store two suites down from my gun store. Except it's not even customized. And doesn't even have basic metadata for seo and is slow due to 1000 plugins installed..
  • 2
    gun store? 'Merica :D

    ...uhm, okay. Could you give me more clients like this? I really like money ^^
  • 1
    Chrome, assuming you're in the UK? I just moved to USA from America - I normally charged £1000-5000 for a website - here I'm charging $10,000-30,000 - it's ridiculous! But they do get proper bespoke builds - no Wordpress haha.
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