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tuxiedev
7y

*production is down*
Ops: At 5pm? On a Friday? *checks deploy history* God! Who did the deploy
Dev: It was a small patch, a tiny patch. It shouldn't have....
Ops: Deploy on a Friday evening?
Colleague: I didn't think it would...

Ops (on the outside) : *takes a deep breath* Its okay Dev, we can fix this. Don't worry

Me(in my mind) : for fuck sakes! Are you fucking kidding me?*** **** *** god damn it! *****

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  • 24
    7y
    I am wondering what profanities, worse than Fuck, came to your mind that they needed to be censored 😜
  • 6
    7y
    With a deployment friday afternoon probably something that would call a demon if put in writing ;)
  • 1
    7y
    @Siddharthkr93 you'll never know 😀
  • 0
    7y
    Lol must be a young developer. I think it takes only one Friday deployment going wrong to then know better.
  • 0
    7y
    I feel your frustration, bro. Boss remembers to deploy client site to prod on a Friday at 6.30PM, thankfully all went well and to my surprise since deploy (yesterday) until now, that client already made approximately 4.000£ in sales on through the site :)
  • 1
    7y
    It does make you wonder if a company always deployed at 5 pm on Friday would code quality improve? People really like their weekends and might be a little more careful that way.
  • 0
    7y
    @ninjatini sometimes issues you cannot foresee will break the build, but yeah it might work for some people.
  • 0
    7y
    Because of technical limitations we can deploy around 90% of our code ONLY on weekends! :/
  • 2
    7y
    Had a collegue who thought it was a good idea to deply some hotfixes friday 17:05 when most others already left the office.

    Saturday morning I was at the office undoing his fixes an redeploying so that our customer could start selling tickets to their 11am theater performance.

    He never regained the permission to deploy.
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