This made my day.
This really makes me wanna go back on Twitter just to follow the guy who posted it.

Or just shove two GTX 1080's in his diaper.

@deusprogrammer looks like a draw call bottleneck, upgrade or choose a better back end to handle the current CPU or just upgrade the damn chip

Oh! I found the problem. One his vertex shitters are all version 1 and we need at least vertex shitter version 3.0

Also he's running an old version of Apache Brat. He likely got stuck in a tantrum exception caused by a know defect (see Jira 3556).

Lastly...who the fuck programmed your child in Java?