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"Can you give me an estimate on how long it will take you to fix this bug?"

"That's like asking how long it will take to find my keys."

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  • 19
    Favourite response around the office is "How long is a piece of string?". Pisses the PM off so much.
  • 4
    "Yes i can"
  • 2
    Time will tell you
  • 5
    Well you can estimate the search time of keys depending on your memory / the area surface + objects present / situations + presence of persons etc... But a bug... Hmmm no.
  • 1
    A very effective way to piss off a developer
  • 1
    I need to answer this question 2 to 5 times a day...
  • 1
  • 0
    "it can take from " + rnd.next(5, 24) + " hours to " + rnd.next(5,24) + " days"
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