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FOR FUCKS SAKE, CLEAN YOUR KEYBOARD!

Today we had some presentations on a class, I was near the projector, so I volunteered to control the presentation flow.

Fast forward three teams, arrives this guy, lets his laptop and and I open it... SMELLS, FUCKING SMELLS BAD. Add to that grease and dirt all over the keyboard... I just pressed the right arrow key with the bare tip of my finger...

It's not that hard to keep your workstation clean. Most of all, odourless.

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  • 1
    @masterdoctor in college my roommate apparently passed out and puked all over his laptop keyboard. I woke up to find he opened it as much as he could- used gum (still in the wrapper) to keep it open a bit and had a fan blowing on it.

    Somehow it actually worked. I can't say I ever smelled it, but I'm sure it stunk of puke and spearmint.
  • 4
    Well now I'm feeling uneasy with the used laptop I just bought and typed on all day. 💩
  • 1
    @Pac23 Coming on your laptop is just a new level of gross. "Man, I understand you don't have a girlfriend, but still..."
  • 0
    @masterdoctor Why would you drop eggs all over your keyboard...
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