I aways think "how the fuck did you spill that on your keyboard...dumbass." Spilled half a protein shake on my keyboard this morning. It was pretty granular. I'm a less judgmental person now.

Friend of mine had this, always had an open bottle of water next to his laptop, one teacher kept telling him to close it but he wouldn't. Didn't dare to look him in the eye anymore after he knocked it all over his own keyboard 😆