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Once again tried to switch from iOS to Android. I love the freedom and all but the problem is that the freedom ends just when you are about to reach perfection.

It's like having amazing sex and just when you are reaching an orgasm, your partner gets a headache and you have to finish by doing everything yourself.

So I'll continue with iOS - doing it in the dark missionary style. Not as exciting, but at least I know what I'm getting and somekind of satisfaction is guaranteed.

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  • 10
    And with iOS you can just think of having sex since you don't get anything really spectacular
  • 7
    @ScribeOfGoD "... and your partner is quite expensive."

    Anyway, like they say, "third time's a charm"
  • 6
    You can try some bdsm rooting the android device.
  • 0
    Google Assistant + IFTTT + Harmony + Tasker. Android just turned into an orgy!
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