Best / Worst interview question

'Do you know any PHP?'
Yeah... For a php internship..

Had to take a personality profile test. There was a question asking my thoughts on dunking witches in water.

@digitalmcgrath what the actual fuck 😕

@matsaki95 The WUT?!? 😮

@matsaki95 I'm just wondering on what kinda drugs the people we're who thought of that question...

Q: Are you willing to get certified?
- Sure, but what would happen if I would fail the certification?
Q: Why are you asking this? Do you think you will fail?
- It's a legit question.. No I don't think I will fail. If I quit my job for this and fail the certification I would like to know now what the consequences are.
Q: But why do you ask this?... (keeps on bitching)
- <shuts down brain and wait for the interview to end so I can walk out without shouting 'fuck this, byeee'>

@linuxxx It was with a large health insurance provider. They administer that test to everyone they interview regardless of the position.

"Do you like Microsoft?"
This was a question on an interview for a tech support position in a large company. After I said that I don't necessarily prefer it, they told me they will contact me.

@digitalmcgrath sounds like army over here, they even asked if I like flowers

"i see you have not worked in this sector, do you know anything about this trivial thing that is particular to this sector?

Answer: No, but let me googke it and I'll know the basics in the next hour ir less.

@ejmin Hmmm wondering what kinda thing I'd say there...

"What is your spirit animal?"

@linuxxx thats a valid question if the requirements are: must know PHP or an equivalent language.

I've seen one position, they said either Python or Java even though it's a Python position. Then they gave me a qwuiz... the quewstions were for Python....