Today I redacted all my girlfriend's SEO seo resume while clean his macbook of badblocks so she could be able to use my so hated osx...

Is there an English variant? 🤔

I have no idea what I just read.

Did your girlfriend change gender briefly while you were doing whatever it is you were doing?

@helloworld D: need some lessons...

i18n::translate(this)

Ok, ok...
I was trying to express some stuff and I clearly failed.
It was 3 am and I was tired of trying to fix a MacBook (in my opinion, crappiest laptop in the universe) and reinstall OSX (shitty os, not an opinion but a fact) and all that because my girlfriend found a job as a community manager using the exact words I told her to use in her resume and job interview.
And I felt weird about that, because on one side is good that she found that job and I'm happy about it, but on the other side, I'm sad because I couldn't drag her to the Linux side. Plus, I can't find a job with my own resume, but she could do it with almost the exact content on hers.
Sorry about my English, I'm rusty...