#wife{
right:100%;
margin:0;
}

That's more accurate for my source code ;-)

#girlfriend{
right:100%;
margin:0;
petting: auto;
}

#titanic {
float: none;
}

Use classes when there can be more than one element!

.girlfriend {
max-width: 72pt;
padding-bottom: 7cm;
color: #fff;
}

.jail {
border: 19px solid concrete;
cellspacing: none;
border-collapse: hell yeah;
}

Tfw off screen