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Step 1. Have no dissertation project.
Step 2. Wait for the last 3 hours till the deadline to come up with an idea.
Step 3. Realise that your just-thought-up project idea is something companies like Google and Amazon are still trying to figure out. But there is no time left.
Step 4: Approach your supervisor with the words "Imagine the possibilities". They respond with "Imagine the difficulty".
Step 5: They sign on it regardless since they are curious to see you fuck up with style, also you are too much in love with your idea already, and refuse to drop it.
Step 6: fml

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  • 3
    sounds fun!
    also - imagine the costs...
  • 4
    Imagine the success. Somebody surely told Larry Page the same thing once.
  • 1
    But you have to tell us what is!
  • 1
    @burmesepornstar it's a voice recognition system (im going to be implementing it on ubuntu), whose sole purpose is to understand context, and interact with the system itself (try and ask fucking Cortana to open your documents folder), and thus be able to do more than show you the weather. If the university lets me (i don't see why not) I will probably keep a repo of it on github, and i'll surely brag about it all the time, if it even gets somewhere.
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