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Niro
7y

My conversation with my wife today, while I was at work:

Wife: The wifi isn't working.
Me: What's it doing?
W: Not working
Me: Try turning it off an on again.
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Me: Is your phone on LTE? Or is it connected to wifi and the internet isn't working?
W: LTE. Aubrey (my wife's sister) said she turned it off and nothing happened.
Me: did she turn it back on?
W: Do you really want me to answer that?
Me: Just making sure. What lights are on on the router?
W: (Sends me a picture of the router with no lights on)
Me:...
W: Oh it isn't even plugged in
Me:...
W (after a couple minutes): Its working now!

YES I REALLY WANT YOU TO ANSWER IF YOU TURNED IT BACK ON!

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  • 1
    😂😂😂
  • 59
    Lol you're her rubber duck 🦆
  • 9
    I have had this same convo with people in the past :) or even more simple as I can't get on the internet while telling me while using the internet.
  • 4
    Our providers router needs about six minutes to boot... So, that doesn't really helps. I literally have to force my girlfriend to wait for it...
  • 0
    @paradonym
    I have the same thing, when I moved from DSL to cable internet, I thought always dsl sync takes long time but cable then needs a sleep till it resyncs.
  • 6
    If I wasn't so lazy, I would create 3 accounts to triple ++ this rant :)
  • 5
    You did not dare to tell her the last lines. You just said that in your mind, right?
  • 1
    She did not even figure if it is switched off. Wondering what she does on internet?
  • 0
    you: YES (?!)
  • 1
    every f-in' time lol
  • 2
  • 2
    @party101 see this.
  • 2
    Had that same call but about a printer.
  • 1
    😂
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