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WTF IS SUPPORT FOR?

A: Can you help fix X?
B: Can you help Y?
C: I see Z just crashes, fix it.

Me (in my mind): Can you tell me WTF is the actual problem and what investigation you have done?

Why the fuck are we paying you monkeys?

My company should just pay me all your salaries, and I will write a monitoring system to send out these types of "alerts" in a month.

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  • 0
    choose a couple of the brighter monkies and teach them some things. like how to think. and how to get usefull info from the users.
  • 2
    @magicMirror there aren't any. There's a reason why I write documentation so simple even a dumb monkey can follow it...

    But intelligence can't be followed.... Though well we have AI.... But I guess we still want a human element... So we still hire dumb monkeys...

    Hm... Maybe the problem is our leadership is full of highly paid monkeys....
  • 0
    Or maybe they could just offer developers more so they can attract better ones like me that make sure crap doesn't even get written, let alone deployed to production...

    (I'm still here because of personal reasons...)
  • 0
    @billgates don't lose hope, and write the monkies a script. I once had a monkey forward an insulting, sarcstic remark I made to a user. The good news that the user could not find a "tinfoil hat" app to prevent messages in his teeth.
    The monkey got better after that...
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