An extremely important fact, on which your life depends. Would like to know how they calculated it.

Except its decompression algorithm takes about 9 months to complete and requires a bunch of additional input.

This fact could totally save your life, guaranteed.

@ChappIO Decompression, nay. Replication.

@notSoSerious isn't controlled replecation a form a decompression?

@ChappIO You're right. Have a ++.

@notSoSerious :D

Only problem is it takes 9 months to extract the data and that again only 37.5mb the rest got corrupted.

@ChappIO sorry glanced over yours. Saying the same as I.

@penderis No worries, pretty sure my joke has been made before

But latency is awful...

> Latency is awful
> Extreme packet loss

I'll stick to Ethernet cables

Imagine a hard drive that literally spits out information.

And now it gets really weird:
Imagine in the factory, there are hundreds of dudes just jacking off and cumming in small containers. Day in, day out.

@filthyranter That's what the sperm said, and now the cables are unusable (Nailed it 😋😋, amirite?)

3 seconds? Seems a bit short.

@vanhoosr I'm assuming only the ejaculation is counted; Not the whole authorization process towards data release.

Besides it's not really accurate to see it as that much valuable data. It is highly redundant though. All cells contain the same data (with some minor errors and deviations).

@ChappIO Richard Hendricks is on it

DDoS attack = bukkake

@notSoSerious Haha, dude, I guess I should have used a different word lol

That's nasty @edwrodrig