Boss: "Sooo.... How long will it take?"

Me: "Maybe we should agree on some processes and specify your wishes for the new feature first?"

Boss: "Yeah you're right.... But what do you think? Will you get it done til $deadline?"

...

Why am I even trying? Who needs project management anyway?

Told my Boss as the Pm it would take 6 months to give him his dream list, realistic timeline and doable without too much leeway. They took me off the project just as we were really starting to hum because he wanted everything now.. nevermind that some features were dependent on other features if you wanted a good product.

Fast forward nearly 2 years later and they aren't even close to fixing the clusterfuck they've created. Haha. Fucking karma

It must put the estimation into the bucket or it gets the hose!

@badcopnodonuts I could never give a realistic planning on anything longer than a week.

Minimum viable product is minimum, bitches!

@bittersweet don't even get me started on MVP!!
"Monolithic clusterfuck that keeps growing in no particular direction is an MVP right?" 😆