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sheeponmeth
8y

Anyone else's blood boil when TV shows abuse tech terminology? Like the 'hacker' saying "connecting the virtual TCP to the neural net."

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  • 4
    8y
    I think the real question is why ARENT you connecting the virtual TCP to the neural network.
  • 4
    8y
    @ChrisCooney Because I don't want to get my firewalls in a knot when my polarities get brute forced.
  • 2
    8y
    @sheeponmeth ah yes that old chestnut.
  • 0
    8y
    Depends really... I enjoy it in some shows/movies like NCIS for instance
  • 3
    8y
    I love it when are able to hack a military system using nothing but code running on Windows Media Player!
  • 2
    8y
    @mcraz It takes them all of ten odd keystrokes and they're in the Pentagoon's mainframe.
  • 0
    8y
    psh, everyone knows you can only connect your virtual TCP to the neural net AFTER you manage to encrypt your UDP into the solid-state mainframe
  • 2
    8y
    @wothor but that's only IF you can hack the encryption of the machine learning compression algorithm that compiles the human readable binary into an indexable markup buffer.
  • 0
    8y
    And that, is why I no longer watch television...
  • 7
    8y
    "I'll create a GUI interface using visual basic, see if I can track an IP address." - CSI Miami
  • 0
    8y
    Look up "Let's Enhance" on YouTube... Thank me later... 😂
  • 0
    8y
    And while you're in there, try "Why I Don't Watch CSI" too 😂
  • 0
    8y
    It really grates on me like so so much, take the flash for example, Cisco hacks a government satellite by keyboard mashing for 10 seconds
  • 0
    8y
    @alif-bae most use vb for gui anyways
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