managers - The hardest part about being a developer is constantly having to come up with nice ways to tell people they are idiots. - devRant

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gitpush

32687

7y

don't be lazy adding some if/else "AI" to your code.

Yes it is annoying having to explain to people and not say: You are fucking idiot! Now fuck off with your AI (Artificial Idiotic)
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Mitiko

6375

7y

AI = Art + If(a) {b();} else {c();}
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lotd

7958

7y

If you're feeling a bit sharp or just grumpy,

response :"why would you want artificial, when you don't have real, intelligence?"...
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PonySlaystation

21850

7y

I am sooooo thankful that my boss handles all clients.
"Bosses are useful too"
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yohohoho

153

7y

i just say "rtfm!"

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