Monday: coffee tastes like dead rat. And I wrote hacks around hacks in legacy code just to get it to last a little longer until the new system can be made.

The coffee left a better taste than my commit.

i'd have written some comment on that commit along the lines of :
"Jack met hammer, forge was unstable so Jack became a dull saw.
now Jack probably saw hammer comming but didn't know Jack squat, what being a hacky jackSaw really ment."