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Apparently this company doesn't know what HTML5 is or didn't care and decided to use the logo anyways...
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Manager: I can’t believe you use Linux, that is such an outdated operating system. You need to get with the times and move to a more modern one like Windows or Mac. Literally NOBODY uses Linux anymore, do you still go to Blockbuster Video too? Ha!
Dev: …
I’m starting to realize that 80% of my job is resisting the urge to punch this guy in the face. Thanks goodness for remote work.33 -
"There are different types of crack"
- My IT professor addressing software piracy and drugs at the same time2 -
Apparently this little music player has no transmitter, receiver, microphone nor camera, pity on you NSA!
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Apparently they'd never heard of bools. The best part is the case check given that they define the string.
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Because apparently this douchebag thought writing else is too mainstream. And indentation, that is for noobs.
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Well apparently my compression algorithm actually made the file bigger. Back to the drawing board I guess?8
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So apparently I (as admin) do not have the necessary rights to delete I folder I created.
Thanks Windows7 -
Apparently my university uses COMIC SANS in an official email.....
#fml
Time to leave the planet....
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Apparently "Want to meet my rubber duck?" is an acceptable phrase only in the developer community.2
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Apparently working 80+ hour weeks for a year gets you "met expectations" in your review since "shit rolls down the hill".3
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Apparently Apple is bringing Dual Sim Tech to it's phones in future.
Apple = Internet Explorer of Companies10 -
So apparently my official title is Full-Stack Developer Backend. Not sure HR fully understands the meaning of Full-Stack...6
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apparently youtube AI is flagging chess related videos.
because they use terms such as black/white extensively.13 -
Finally figured out what FML stands for - apparently it's not "Fix my lighthouse" as urban dictionary suggests... ^^11
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My tiny little package is apparently being used by eBay 😂 Poor them
https://github.com/scriptcoded/...12 -
Apparently replying to your bosses "current project status" email in memes is frowned upon... #themoreyouknow1
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when people address you as "sir" or "him" in an email because girl developers apparently aren't a thing. -_-3
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So apparently I am not a programmer because I turn tea into software. :(
Anyone else feeling discriminated by this definition? :D
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Apparently this logo is offensive to women! The company had to change the logo.
Can't unsee now 😂
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Apparently Apples greatest innovations are the cables and connectors ... There are like 29 of them now 😑1
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Having a look through my .bashrc, apparently forgot about this.
Thank you bong smoking, fortune telling cow.
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Apparently the firewall at work has blocked access our git repo since there are too many consecutive requests to it.3
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If (index == 3) {
return true;
}
else {
return true;
}
Apparently the number 3 is magical or aomething.7 -
Apparently Eclipse is an indispensable tool for putting Zen in your coding!
Source: https://turnoff.us/geek/...
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How you guys refer to non-devs?
I've started calling them civilians. Apparently calling them peasants is offensive.13 -
I don't know how anyone could write complex programs with C (though they apparently used to and still many do)
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Apparently getting someone’s name right is not a necessary soft skill for LinkedIn... My name is not Steve...
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Hmm... So apparently originally programmers and tech innovators were mostly women... Sorta strange how now it's flipped...
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Be me.
Be making webpage for local osu! tournament.
Assume you are doing it for free.
Get told to ask for payment.
Tell the client the price(with >45% discount) that is getting really close to your hourly wage.
Get told that it is too much to ask for that webpage.
Ask client to propose a price that he is willing to pay.
Never hear back drom the client.
I just don't get it... Why are people expecting that webpages are cheap? I mean, 6-7 years of experience are worth something, right? I also have to pay rent, buy food and components for my PC that break while working...3 -
Three differently sized monitors freakes me out, but apparently that doesn't motivate buying new monitors at work 🙃😔
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Say hello to <name to be determined>.
Apparently it's tradition to ask for naming suggestions so let's hear em.
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My Company started paying the bonus payments in Amazon vouchers.
Apparently Amazon vouchers finally replaced 💰2 -
so today at supermarket I was asked if my credit card has wifi ... apparently she meant if it's contactless8
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Anyone else getting this? Apparently Google broke something.
You never realise how much you use a tool until it's gone!
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interviewing a guy earlier on... apparently jQuery is better because it can do things javascript can't
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Apparently, floating point math is broken.
=SUM((2.1 - 2.0) - 0.1)
In PHP and Haskell this also happens
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Apparently telegram is advertising itself in WhatsApp stickers
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...
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React-Native's error messages are getting ridiculous.
Apparently I have to do yoga otherwise it won't compile.
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The new ticket / check-in terminals of the local busses apparently run on linux 😃
(Sorry for the bad pic quality)
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Another Swedish hostingcompany bragging about the data center in New York they have. It apparently withstanded the hurricane Katrina
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So apparently they're thinking of adding a lightweight graphics library to the c++ spec - opinions?5
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Planned to watch YouTube and read devRant.
well apparently not because the devRant Android app doesn't support split screen.3 -
So apparently the Android and iOS versions of whatsapp interpret formatting marks differently. Turns out the script wasn't in root...
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Apparently shutting down Windows doesn't mean shutting down Windows. Good to know that the apparently superior OS can't shut down properly
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Apparently, rooting can kill you, according to Nokia. Just fucking read the last bullet here, they really said this.
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Have a palindrome day @Stuxnet
I ran out of rants to ++, apparently I've already done that before 😂
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.. so apparently you can run JavaScript on the Java Virtual Machine (with a little bit of help from a module).7
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In the zone coding... oh what's this? A text from the wife? Apparently now's the time to resolve last night's fight.2
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So apparently Google collects geolocation information on Android devices even if location is disabled.
@linuxxx where are you my friend?😂8 -
Orz ....... How is there anyone dumb enough to ask that?
Apparently the OP is a Comp Sci major....
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Apparently management can't keep track of the conflicting revisions and task they keep assigning to their devs.
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Apparently if your og:img meta tag has "Default.png", you'll break facebook's share API...
Cool, cool.. I ain't even mad.7 -
So fucking apparently HP decided to hold off my laptop delivery until September 3rd.. I am fucking beyond pissed.2
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One years free HTML5 support comes with their CCTV cameras apparently. Hate it when website designers don't check work.
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Apparently someone has already tried this.... devRant wouldn't let me post after so much work and even crashing... Twice....
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So about nine days ago I've stopped recieving @-notifs without having anything disabled. Apparently other users have similar issues.
What's wrong?11 -
Apparently, calling a function recursively for 18572 times isn't a great idea.
And apparently, too many log statements can stop a script.
Otherwise, I am getting a stackoverflow error if I remove log statements.2 -
" ; " The Actual Terminator
He'll be back coz apparently he gets lost a lot, if you know what I mean. -
Taking JAVA I this semester and apparently the professor took out applets from the curriculum for the first time.5
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API deadlocked today. Why? Failing to connect to the database node apparently means outright denying service to everyone.
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In a corporate world...apparently having open communication and sharing opinions is only allowed between ELDERS(bade log)😑1
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Where do I request a new word to English dictionary? Apparently, template is now tempalte according to my fingers >_>2
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migrated everything to elastic search, shitty learning curve and apparently shittier performance. now i dream of going back18
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Apparently I don't have a problem with lack of games... Over the years I bought a lot of Humble Bundles which I apparently never fully redeemed...
I just redeemed some today while getting one with Dirt 4... (was actually planning to buy that yesterday from Steam just to test) I now have 54 games in the Library...6 -
So apparently, Remote Desktop via Citrix via Virtual Machine via Remote Desktop is how we access other servers in 2016 !1
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So apparently I cannot save my Google Maps "Less interested in ..." food place preferences when my selection includes "Vegan". 🤔8
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Wound up talking about baby names with a friend
Apparently wanting to name my hypothetical future daughter Buffy is ridiculous13 -
Does the windows "optimization" feature which apparently is defragmenting in the background, and apparently "optimizing" ssd's differently of any use? The only thing I notice is that this function makes the icons of my desktop reload on a regular basis. My guts tell me it's utter bs and is just slowing down the system.
Any experiences, optinions, thoughts?6 -
Apparently leaving a lecture theatre is like trying to escape the bottom of a stack. We must make it more efficient!1
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Super curious: Ive broken my arch frequently. And then fix it and go on with my day. Or an update causes some weird package confliction because I used pip instead of pacman for one library or whatever.
But I keep hearing from different sources that "arch being super unstable is a myth. It never happens!" Okay surely not all the time, my system is usually pretty good but:
Do you people never `pacman -Syyu` ?
How have you not broken everything?! Or do you just pretend like the AUR (the best thing ever and also the source of most of my problems) doesn't exist? What black magic are you doing to appease the arch gods?8 -
Recommendations for programming keyboards?
Coming from a membrane switch background (laptop/Apple keyboards etc), but apparently I should choose mechanical6 -
Apparently, ranting IRL works. I've just been approached to see if I wanted a promotion to help drive CD.2
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So apparently coffee is healthy, drink that shit black everyday or go home #TeaAintShit
https://youtube.com/watch/...11 -
Anyone gave Amazon interview? They scheduled second phone round for me. Apparently I am not that good. Any tips?5
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Got a call from a client who muted their PowerPoint mid presentation -- not the computer or (apparently) a video in the presentation, the whole presentation.
I didn't even know that was possible. But apparently they got it working again while I was trying to help over the phone.
Yay?5 -
Apparently ex twitter employees have created an mastodon instance for themselfs and their family.21
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I just learnt that creatine can apparently serve as a nootropic. I thought this to be odd but apparently it's true.3
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someone please tell me what the difference between these three are? apparently there's a difference but i really can't tell :/8
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My roommate apparently discovered the magic of Wordpress. So much bashing to the desh I haven't heard for a while.
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Perforce just deleted all my work from yesterday and today. Apparently using the 'update branch mapping' feature is a bad idea3
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I spent half an hour writting all my studies down in a job looking site in order to apply for a job (apparently, a CV isn't enough), and when finally everything is done, apparently you need to PAY for premium in order to apply for certain jobs in that site? Are they actually serious?2
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Apparently, Symbian OS is compatible to run PPSSPP. I wonder which high end model can be played with
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Apparently Wikipedia now wants money. Suddenly they have become like a homeless person.
Talk about being desperate.
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!rant
Its on people. The legacy apparently has been continued for a while now:
https://shrine.systems/4 -
TIL: apparently we are gold-collar workers :)
Neither white nor entirely blue. We are gold!
Well how about that!2 -
So apparently Sony has the big gay.
https://youtu.be/y2weNM4JtME
(from official PS2 HDD documentation)
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Space X had a "Static fire anamoly" today. Apparently at work everyone is having a "Static intelligence anamoly".
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Perforce clients apparently require working reverse DNS against the server they're connecting to in order to function properly.
That is all. -
apparently the definition of maturity amongst these ruined creatures is being miserable and having soul destroying regrets.
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Apparently there are a 1000 or more people mimicking every brainfart or time I didn't take this BS seriously because it doesn't merit it and they made rather stupid assumptions based on sometimes mildly defiant actions
It's funny when someone doesn't know they're around the original lol
Expecting apparently consistent repetitive behavior rather a few quirks heh -
apparently; indirectly allocating tasks means that it doesn't chew up your bandwidth,
so where is the deliverable? -
PSA: Apparently you can disable Play services within the Knox container on Samsung devices that have it.4
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Apparently you're expected to say the opposite of what you mean using incorrect pronouns to make things better4
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Apparently my manic pseudopersonality has the different voice tone than me. My voice literally changes as the state shifts.1
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Client updated the CMS today, because they apparently got confused and thought it was Windows Update...
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It seems I, have been having few borderline personality traits. Apparently borderlines have different sensitivity to physical pain. Interesting.2
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Apparently there's now amazon smile...
Just waiting for amazon frown, 'cause that's what I've been doing since I've bought from them -
Apparently the barn scene I watched as a kid from high plains drifter is not to be found on YouTube ,🙄
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