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Anyone else used Stack Overflow for many years without ever asking or answering a single question?21
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Found a pretty cool company asking for job applications via POST request 😎
..almost incorrectly formatted my JSON 😅10 -
Other people : she said yes :') :')
Me: the client accepted the first draft without asking for changes :') :')2 -
When you've been getting lots of comments on your pull request and have to keep asking for approval.
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True Story
Happens everytime coz new programmers don't have the patience to read old answers and try to understand them.
I have been programming for 1.5 years and I never needed to ask a single question.
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Saw a guy asking on LinkedIn for PHP frameworks. He was currently using notepad++ as framework.
Say what... 🤓13 -
Stack Overflow: Search on Google before asking questions
Google: *Shows stack overflow in top results*3 -
People randomly asking me if I can "hack" someone after they find out that I'm a developer... Ugh.7
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here's a shoutout to 90% of websites today:
NO, I DO NOT WANT YOUR F*CKING NEWSLETTER! STOP ASKING!
NO, I DO NOT WANT YOUR F*CKING NOTIFICATION! STOP ASKING!
NO, I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY F*CKING LOCATION! STOP ASKING!
NO, I DO NOT WANT ANY F*CKING COOKIES! STOP ASKING!
website publishers ary whining about adblockers, but keep shoving so much shit down our throats that even a dozen browser addons can't make the web usable. the internet was such a great place once, where did we go wrong?
(rhetorical question. it's when we made access to the internet so easy, that every 100% tech-illiterate idiot could get online.)13 -
Sure. Just unplug my ethernet cable without asking. Not like I'm trying to work or anything, right?1
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A lot of people started asking why I use DuckDuckGo. I jokingly reply "It's Google minus the evil"15
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Bonus points if the person asking me to write tests is a direct contributor to the feature and he's low-key asking me to cover his code.
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When someone asks me a stupid question,
I always answer:
You have the Knowledge of the Entire world and human race in your pocket,
FUCKING USE IT! DONT ASK ME! GOOGLE IT! BING IT! WHATEVER! JUST DONT ASK ME!1 -
$ git push
> current branch is behind
$ git push -f
... 5mins later coworker is asking why his commits have disappeared.6 -
You know you aren't a junior dev any more when you stop asking how to do something and start asking what is the most efficient way to do it.1
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Now I am afraid to open Microsoft Word, because there is always someone asking me "Why not use LaTeX?".14
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I have one stackoverflow account for asking stupid questions and another one for answering stupid questions.2
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Everything is a fucking priority.
According to the management, everything should be done yesterday already.
Gave me a single designer and developer while asking asking me to deliver long term and short term initiatives at the same time.
Morons.8 -
!rant
I would like to ask you guys for advice.
I am a content manager who is gradually given more and more dev tasks. That is great because I want to become a webdev. However I have one big issue. Whenever I write code (any code) I feel ashamed because I know that anyone else could do better. I am also ashamed to show my work to my colleagues because I am afraid of what they might think of me. I know that they are good people and they would probably help me out but still...
Someone once tried to explain to me that I am not my code and whenever my code is being evaluated I am not the one who is being judged, it is my code, my current knowledge. I understand conceptually what he was trying to tell me but I just can't feel it.
Did you have similar feelings when you started out?
Thanks in advance.18 -
Okay.
- insurance asking for residence contract
- residence asking for insurance and student proof
- university asking for residence and insurance
All hail French administration!4 -
So today a senior sent me an error message asking why https://servername/service:80 isn't working... 🤬9
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Got a payrise in my annual review without asking for it.
Wasn't even a big payrise but feels good that they thought I just deserved one without asking. 🙂4 -
This should keep them busy for a while! asking me 'would I recommend?' Bitch please! that's my feedback
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Asking a developer for an estimate is like asking a doctor how long it will take to perform an appendectomy.
Making that estimate a hard date is like telling the doctor, "We need this finished in 45min, no matter what... NO MATTER WHAT!"4 -
To anyone asking for tips and tricks to start programming or become good at it, here is your ultimate golden advice: learn how to google and stop asking stupid questions like this before doing a quick research.
Reasons why:
1. You will most likely to learn better if you do your own research before asking for help. Even if you can't solve problem, you will be better and better at googling over time.
2. It is instant source of information. No need to wait for response (except response from server of course).
3. It takes only YOUR time.
4. Much more possible solutions/answers to your problems/questions.
5. Your quality of life will be improved over time. Not only your dev life but your daily life too.11 -
Stackoverflow...asking for a framework to do X.
Question gets closed by 20++ nitpickers because "... asking us to recommend or find a book, tool, software library, tutorial or other off-site resource are off-topic"
Scroll down 1 inch to find really useful answer.3 -
Read code, exceptions, comments carefully. Double think before asking. But never hasitate to ask if you are stuck.
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HR Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Interviewee: I have your job and I'm asking the interviewee: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" His response?
I have your job and I'm asking the interviewee: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" His response... -
Developer proposing a solution to architect-- Workaround😵
Architect asking a developer to use workaround-- Architect Solution 😎2 -
i *hate* when someone changes my code with out doing any of: asking first || commenting changes || telling me afterward.4
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Ever had a client asking for metallic colours on their website?
Anyone knows what's the hex for mettalic colours?3 -
Hi guys I'm new in dev
I was wondering what was best to learn first : Angular, React or Vue ?
I already know JS and JQuery.
Thanks guys :)36 -
Worst thing I’ve seen another developer do?
Asking a simple question before trying to google the answer. -
Asking Android Studio to convert your layouts to ConstraintLayout is the equivalent of asking a two legged horse to do your laundry.2
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Dear my school app developer,
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I'd like to say FUCK YOU! update your app before asking money from me.
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Why can't every browser just interpret shit the same way, how hard is it actually to standardize the rendering?3
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I've made an opensource developer angry today by asking if their project supports a particular feature...
☹️11 -
Who here doesn't give a damn about streaming services and still torrents all their movies and TV shows?21
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When the school you attended changes their name after you’ve finished attending, how do you refer to the school you attended? Asking for a friend.
It’s me. I’m asking for myself.10 -
:/ rant
Lately more and more clients had been asking me to build their sites in Wordpress, wish follows by me asking them why. Their most common answer: - "Everybody is using it, because is easier to use and secure."
Me: (Silence)...3 -
I can understand a site asking for donations.
I can understand a site with a clusterfuck of ads.
But if you run a site with a clusterfuck of annoying ads AND throw in a link asking for donations, you are a piece of money hungry shit.1 -
Thoughts on "questions".
As a junior Dev, I understand asking too many simple questions is irritating and usually not welcome, but, is not asking any questions at all considered a sign of disinterest or "zoning out" or lack of curiosity etc etc ?
Do people think that much ??16 -
If somebody creates rules around you, they're not your friend.
e.g.: you want to ask your colleague a question but they block you off and say that they have a set of bureaucratic rules you have to live by before you may even attempt to ask them a question.
Sigh.6 -
Am I the only one who creates a new account on stackoverflow everytime I get limitations for asking questions12
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When you are a junior dev and you ask howto do some shit to a senior dev. He answers vaguely and you have to keep asking during the wholr process instead of getting a full answer from the beginning5
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If a lot of people are programming something a certain way, should a person also program it the same way?3
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Asking for a precise or accurate estimate is asking me to predict the future, which is essentially asking me to lie to your face.
And I'm a terrible liar. Please don't make me lie.1 -
Is it morally right to leave your company after 6 months in if you feel you're not in the right place? Given that in the interview they told you they are looking for someone to engage for at least 2 years?14
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Always read the Stack Overflow thread carefully otherwise, you will'be the one asking a question next time.
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Asking for an expert, what do you think about laracast videos, on php and laravel? (Free course only)5
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What is it with people asking if learning X is good for development of Y? Did your common sense module not fucking load?
Learning a new thing isn't gonna SegFault your brain. If you have the luxury of asking If, just fucking do it, you lazy wobble tit!7 -
I started studying programming last year, currently learning c# and c++ at college (even though I'm a 29 years old electrical engineer.. long story...) any advice on how to start looking for internships and jobs? I feel very lost on how to proceed to gain experience and feel that many of my colleagues have the same issue. Thanks4
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Do drugs n weeds help in becoming awesome at coding and especially hacker? ...
Asking for a friend.17 -
When you're at work and your friend text you asking if you could fix her Pokemon Go account. Gurrrl...
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I usually just block every possible entry point of errors instead of handling them directly with try-catch or on-error callbacks. Is that a good practice?
In case you ask, yes, i am that lazy.3 -
When the client starts asking you for features like a kid asking santa for presents.
"It would be nice to have this... Oh! And that..."
Two weeks later, "I forgot to menthion, I also want this this and this"
He thinks He's in a buffet?!2 -
Asking for a friend: Well actually a friend asked me (since "I'm good with computers", you know it ;)) and no real solution came to my mind, so I thought, why not ask the internet
Anyways. She's an artist and does a project (kind of a documentation) about the Egyptian revolution. She currently lives in Europe but still has her Egypian passport. As an Egyptian national, she fears, that she could be holden back for a while and have her laptop/external HD with all the photos/videos/interviews confiscated and/or searched. She asked me for help to have a "backup solution".
The requirements: a way to backup work (from a mac) to a secure location (I would offer my server running linux for it).
The upload would have to be encrypted (if possible, I suggested to use a VPN, is this enough?)
Access to the files should only be granted if you have the propper password (in my opinion the VPN tunnel should work here too, as when it's down, you can't just reopen it without a password.
What are your thoughts on this?10 -
Facebook is the new job wall. Seen someone posting asking for a business partners for a new web dev company. Funny thing is, when asking in the holes in his pitch he goes on the defens
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<sanityCheck> //asking for a friend
Some clever b*****ds wrecked a section of our production mysql db. To fix it I need to rollback the affected records 2 weeks - around 50/300 tables are affected, the other data must remain intact.
Currently my plan is to take a 2 week old dump and cherry pick the data I need from it, then combine it with a dump of the db in it's current state, drop the db and recreate it.
I know this approach will work - but it's risky, a pain in the ass and dealing with 300mb text files is tedious so since I only need to start in around 8 hours I figured It wouldn't hurt to post my approach and see if anyone thinks my plan is borderline retarded.
If you have any advice .etc that will make my life easier I would greatly appreciate it.
So in your opinion...
- is there a better/safer way?
- do you know of any db dump merge tools?
- have a recommended (linux) text editor for large text files?
- have you made any personal mistakes/fuck ups in the past you think I should avoid?
- am I just being a moron and overthinking this?
- if I am being a moron - In your humble opinion has the time come for me to give up all hope and pursue my dream of becoming a professional couch surfer?
</sanityCheck>
Note: Alternatively, if your just pissed that my rant is asking for a solution instead of simply trashing the people that created my situation and your secretly wishing it was on SO where it belongs so you can moderate/edit/downvote/mark the shit out it, feel welcome to troll me in the comments (getting dev advice just doesn't feel reliable without a troll - you matter to me). Afterwards If your panties are still in a bunch I'll post it on SO and dm a link to you to personally moderate - my days already fucked and I wouldn't want to ruin yours too.4 -
Do you care about your workplace/employer?
I feel quite a bit of stress, and a good friend of mine told me I "probably do it to myself" (working too hard and/or caring too much)
From him I heard that I care too much about stuff I don't get payed to do.
(Think management and server related stuff while I'm just a web developer)
So my question is either, do you care about what's going on? Do you think nah fuck it? Where do you draw the line?3 -
Just curious with you all, what do you like to do besides coding but still count as productive?
Me, I make Music and Designs in my free time, even joined a music group at campus8 -
I repeat
Make google (or any other search engine) your best best friend.
Understand the art of asking questions.
Dont be ashamed of asking most of the developers no matter the experience still ask questions thats how people succed.
Make some projects .
use sites like hackerrank.
Learn utilise make.3 -
!rant
What are the chances of working as a freelancer using these freelancing web pages and making enough money to cover my expenses (ex: 800$/month).
I am a web developer.7 -
Never seen this one before...
Just came across a website that asks you an addition math problem to prevent bots. Except it's always adding two single digit numbers. And they are always 2 and 9...1 -
So this horrible client micromanaging every single thing in the application now suddenly asking me where a menu should go! I'm like why are you asking me that now I think you should take the menu and shove it up your ass?2
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TFW the wife calls asking about her website being down, and you realize Amazon S3 is having trouble.1
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So how long before someone like @Jumpshot44 or our won @dfox reaches a million +1s on their profile?
@dfox @trogus what is the datatype you guys used, in other words, how much can fit?7 -
Me: *asking a friend* Are recruiters friends or foes when searching for a gig?
Friend: they are motherFOEkers1 -
1.Coworker wanting to do small talk
2.coworker hoeing me random things
3.coworker asking stupid questions1 -
Every once in a while you find an awesome Product Manager who makes Dev life amazing... sadly, he’s looking for new work now, anybody need a truly amazing Agile PM at a kick-ass company?
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Clients asking for features in a prorecord schedule and budget... "Facebook have it. It is not that hard"
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Can anyone please tell me what does this actually mean?
https://opensource.apple.com/
I'm literally asking..5 -
Normalize asking "but why do i need docker" for an app that is literally just an executable + database.9
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In light of recent events...
What do you guys think about a technocratic government?
Seems like our current system needs some debugging...1 -
Project deadline is this weekend, I can make it if I put OT in for the next few days. But not sure if I should. Thoughts?6
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I always regret registering up myself to "techie job finder websites"... They are just so annoying with emails and calls, asking for more data asking for my time, faking how professional they are in finding you the right job... I think I will just do freelance besides my own personal project.2
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When testers keep asking you to explain unrelated functionality instead of reading the documentation or asking bussines.
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Let's assume I have a technical interview in Python. What are the question that you are going to ask me?
P.S. Asking this question for everyone. I have seen a lot of websites but still don't know what to read first so I am asking you.9 -
Hie Dev to python and PyQt5 devs
Could you please help on a issue
I am working on a GUI app for converting UI to py
I've designed 2 more windows
And I need to hook them up
I am importing them
Link below:
https://github.com/TaqsBlaze/...
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Friend of mine works at an Apple store. He works on iPhones but wants to move to a new job. He texts me asking about fleet Management and such; then I shit you not he texts me asking me how to use Slack, and where he can learn it.
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!rant
Guys, can any of you give me objective insights whether switching from Ubuntu + Windows to MacBook will be worth it?
I'd really love to be able to use designing tools like Photoshop and Illustrator while doing web development works at the same time, but I'm not sure whether it's worth the price. What do you think?5 -
If I want to develop a fuzzer for an open source software, do I need to code it in the same language as the open source software is written?
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my oh my, its my bad, .. dont worry its my bad. you dont have to look at me like that. im sorry cos im asking you about wtf was wrong with code and asking you to fix it.. #case sensitive.
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What do you all do when you receive a call from a number you don’t recognise and they are asking for you by name?
Just received one, caller information showed the origin of the call was about two hours away and they just kept asking “Is $(MY_NAME) speaking?”, “May I speak with $(MY_NAME)?”.2 -
- devRant
- reddit
- people asking me how to solve a problem in their code and me explaining it to them -
WTF I got YT subscription of three months from flipkart. now while claming YT asking for card info :(5
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Here's the US Patent details of the AmazonGo and stop asking me how it works!
https://google.com/patents/... -
!rant Question: How reasonable is it to expect payment before deployment of code to the live instance, even if the project launch was significantly delayed?7
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Hope you guys dont mind me asking this here. Does anyone know what library this datetimepicker is using?
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For some reason viber decides to update its self without asking!!!! And now I have to accept their new terms and conditions???? Why did you force update your product in MY machine without asking first????2
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I would like to ask you fellow devs how many books you have read.
No matter the subject, length, medium, or reason for it. Of course I am asking for an approximate number, I'm not asking you to count your books.
I am asking bc I once heard that people that have read more books, are generally more successful in their career.8 -
@dfox must have known asking what the worst thing about being a dev is would get far more responses than asking what the best thing is.
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Hey ranters who once shared my inability to just announce when I don't understand something, how did you get over it and just embrace pointing out that you're confused at this point in time?
I tend to just brush stuff off and figure I'll have time to properly investigate and figure it out later, which usually works, but it does mean I will keep quiet if something isn't entirely clear.
I think this is bad and I'd to stop doing it. At the same time, it doesn't seem worth interrupting a discussion / explaining to ask what something is when I can look it up now or later and fill in the mental gap. I guess there's a balance to be found. Any tips? Any slaps to the face?8 -
what is programming?
it's you the programmer constantly asking yourself questions and replying yourself2 -
Not asking a dev to do a whole document rundown of built components and then asking creative to fucking add new shit making the document worthless. Oh yes. Then complain why the document was not up to date.
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