The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

Choose a name.

Choose wisely.

Sure! I'll choose a job because of the free ice cream!

Are you fucking kidding me?

What would you choose?

Recruiter: Why you choose this company to work with?

Me: I didn't choose it, I have other interviews.

Recruiter: So why we should hire you?

Me: So I can pay my bills.

How language creators choose the function to get the size of an array..

I mean, the life could be more simple, this is just an example.

I didn't choose the debug life, the debug life chose me.

The only one rule that governs the entire programmers world: If I work as you want, I'll choose the price. If you choose the price, I'll work as I want.

Always choose your friends wisely.

Q: As a programmer in devRant, which one do you choose? The small one, the middle one or the largest?
A: Fine, I choose the white one...

"Sorry, you can't use this password. This password is already in use by user Sander. Please, choose another password."

In high school, we had to choose between sports or computer science. I didn't like to play sports and now I'm a programmer.

Which pill would you choose?

My teacher said: "You can choose the language of your code, but when you will need to make a great program you will use Java"

One of the important lessons I learnt in DevRant.

"You don't choose the free stress ball, the stress ball chooses you."

My Senior php backend team leader told me I could choose a new laptop, he said:
"You could always choose a mac, and be a real developer"
mean while I was already downloading ubuntu, and replied
"No thanks, I don't do html/css"

The ability to choose a superpower daily.

I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

I did not choose the dev lyf, the dev lyf chose me.

If you could choose between world peace and your dream computer, would it be a desktop or laptop?

If you want a career where you can never do enough to make clients happy, choose web development.

I'd choose Windows Millennium Edition over you

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucio

Gotta love how straightforward the installation guide for Elixir is written for windows

(I'll choose the second one though)

!rant

Just found out that the year 2038 problem fires exactly on my 42nd birthday.

I didn't choose to be developer, it was destiny...

Why did I choose to be a web dev?

I didn't. That's the first job I found, and I didn't wanna starve

I choose the reading book

After trying to explain a problem I was facing at work to a Non-Dev friend of mine

Non-Dev Friend: Why did you even choose to become a developer in the first place?

Me: I didn't choose coding, it choose me!

Choose wisely !

Which one will you choose: Windows or Linux?

This whole Linux vs Windows thing is just getting tiring. It's like sleeping with men vs women. You can choose men, you can choose women, or you can choose both. It's a choice you should be making, not someone else.

Wear a pink glitter dress, choose the light theme of the IDE and be still taken seriously as a dev - then you truly mastered your art!

choose any one:
your number of friends is:

1) NaN
2) Null
3) Not defined
4) 0

These usernames we choose though 😀😀😀😀.

Some normal comments become so funny

privacy vs personalization?
What do you choose?
I choose DDG

When you try to choose the best channel for your network...

Choose right.

Translation: “The Password is to long. Please choose a Password that is not longer than 12 Characters.”
Oh, and the Password can only contain Letters and numbers 🙃

Seriously? Why choose xml rather than json? json is easier to handle people!

Let's play a game.....

One is Google Chrome. The other is a Microsoft Browser.

Choose Wisely.

Going down to the new office tomorrow to choose my new nap ro... Err, I mean, our server room.

Algorithm: “Choose the blueberry muffins. Or, maybe the dogs. I dunno, I need more help here.”

Choose me

You keyboard is probably the thing that you will touch the most in your whole life, you should choose it carefully.

Please choose a new password 🤗

I didn't choose programming...
Programming chose me!

Choose one language that will stay and be used universally by every coder, and the others will vanish

I choose Python, what about you?

Recruiter: "Take this culture survey. It's not a test. There are no right or wrong answers."

Me, internal voice: Then why give me a list of words to choose from that I think describe me best and another list of words to choose from that describe how I ought to behave at work? Clearly, there's a matchup you're trying to do here. So clearly there's going to be a wrong answer if I don't choose enough of the former to match the latter.

FUCKING USELESS 'FRIENDS' WHO ONLY CALL/MESSAGE FOR HELPING THEM TO CHOOSE TO SELECT APPROPRIATE LAPTOP FOR THEIR 'PURPOSE'. IM FUCKING DONE. THIS IS the THIRD TIME IN THIS WEEK. STOP GETTING ON MY GODDAMN NERVES. VISIT AMAZON FOR FUCKS SAKE, APPLY FILTERS AND BOOYAH MAGIC. YOU GET A FUCKING VARIETY OF LAPTOPS TO CHOOSE FROM. BUT NO YOU WON'T, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING USE AMAZON.

I didn't choose the devRant life. The devRant life chose me.

Everyone given the iPhone a hard time over no headphone jack, while Samsungs are exploding.

Decision time:
- living with an adapter
- living with chargrilled testicles

Choose

!rant
If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance you will be correct?
A) 25%
B) 50%
C) 60%
D) 25%

Choose wisely

When you ask people for help but they choose to ++ your rant instead

Quote dumbledore: "Soon we all have to choose between what is right and what is easy"

So very true in programming aswell :p

If langs/platforms were pokemon

Nodejs i choose u
Nodejs uses async attack

Your turn

Seriously for the life of me I don't know why anyone would choose spaces over tabs

I’m not paying all this money to watch my professor choose Internet Explorer when she has both Chrome and Firefox

If someone had ever gave me a chance to choose between taming a dragon and mastering CSS.

I'd be father of 2 dragons by now.

the ability to choose a framework that isn't going to disappear in 3 weeks

GitLab vs GitHub
Which one do u choose?!

I personally prefer GitLab over GitHub. It's awesome and it's totally free for private repositories unlike GitHub's costly plans!

Use the choices below to describe your Project Manager. No. you can't choose multiple it would be rude.

"The good thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from." /Andrew S. Tanenbaum

Best quote I find so true. Every day more and more...

I'm so glad I got to choose my preferred language 🤔

What Unix tool would like to use in real world? Like superpower :)

I would choose grep.
- easy ads filtering with -f
- fast search in books

Got 2 job offers, confused which to choose.
1- old tech high salary
2- new tech a bit low salary

Why did you choose to be a developer?

For me: I always liked to know how softwares work, and watch a thing that I created running!

If I had to choose, I would prefer penguin over some glass or rotten fruit

When you post a "!rant", you should choose a different rant type than "rant"... just saying.

It doesn't seem too complicated to me...

Which one to choose???

Most people choose Whatsapp for its lightweight-ness and Facebook decided to make it fat with video statuses. Smh.

Stop being a developer and choose another profession

I don't get why anyone would choose to do sys admin work I have been doing it the past week I fucking hate it!

Let me program 😠

I didn't choose computer life. Computer life chose me.

I hate birthday celebration(s) at office, that's why I choose to not to disclose my birth-date..

Why should we choose you?

Do you name your computer(s)? If so what are they and why did you choose the name?

🤖 Choose your fighter!!

hi guys, i'm django developer and i wanna learn android.
should i choose kotlin over java?
how is job vacancies?

I try to convince my boss to choose Slack and not Microsoft teams.
What's your opinion on these apps ?

1)Don't overestimate your abilities. H1Z1 killer is probably too complicated project for starters.

2)Choose proper tools. Yes Notepad++ is not the best free code editor.

What linux distro should I choose to be my primary OS?

P.S: I have used linux before

Choose your gender

I'm definitely going to choose this website builder!

Him: Why choose 200 over 500, minimalist?
Me: Why choose an internal server error over a successful request? Less is more.

substring, substr, slice.
Choose wisely.

"You don't choose JavaScript. JavaScript chooses you."

You don't have a choice.

So on a sign up website for a programming competition they ask you to choose your screen size to fit the webpage....
Oh the irony

I would love to create food suggestor based on neural networks.
Something like tinder but you choose food.

So, did they choose Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) as a name because Shit Rolls Down Hill was too offensive?

Choose your poison

I read a lot about people that think that millennial are the most entitled and demanding group of people. The more i work in technical support, or any Client based job, i know how it's an half truth.

Truth is Older people usually are WAY worse. Can't fucking make a decision by themselves, i always have to CHOOSE their fucking language. How can you so stupid, you can't figure out which language you want you computer in... You don't know which language you talk dumb fuck? (Not talking about keyboard layout here, you can imagine it's even worse! But at least i know why somebody that has no technical knowledge can be confused)

I have to take them hand by hand because they can't figure out how to read... Younger people usually just say: Okay i'll try that! Thanks! And just hang up, no fucking dicking around on things i don't know what they are doing or why they are asking. They are rarely the fuckers that want to talk to a supervisor to get free repairs and returns. Entitlement at it's best...

Stupidity and entitlement have no age. Period.

Devranters who are freelancers, why do you choose to not get a job instead ?

Hmm, thanks Freenom, really hard to choose...

Tried to find a bug for hours and now found it...

choose one of them :)

If you weren't allowed to be called a developer/engineer/etc, what would you choose to call yourself?

Code ninja/wizard/monkey?

Hacker?

Techie?

Apartment management: Hey folks. Elevator #4 is getting a software upgrade so it will not be in service for a few weeks. While we’re doing the upgrade, the elevator call button next to elevator #1 will only call that elevator. The other call button will call elevators 2 and 3. Please press only one button. If you press both, you’re requesting two elevators to come to you and this slows elevator arrival time for other residents. Thank you.

99% of residents: Ah ha! You told us the secret. We’re going to press both call buttons because we choose chaos 😈

My life in the university. Part 2.

It's you pick bad, the work is yours or even their. Choose wise!

All these switching to linux posts and it feels universe is telling me to make the switch.

Yesterday, again, i had to go through failing windows 10 update. Wasted over 2 hr just booting up my pc because of fucking update that is incompatible with my PC.

I want to switch right now.

Which linux distro do you recommend? I let devRant choose my OS. ( p.s Its a laptop )

sorry i choose not to be evil.

What would you choose:

- 35% raise + professional growth

- flexible hours with occasional home office but no professional growth

?

Microsoft Visual Studio.

The shittiest time waster ever.
Waiting for the damn right version to be installed.

Please, save time.
Choose better.

Me and loneliness have been best friends recently, but I’m not going to let it interfere with my goals in life. I’m going to choose to fight for a better life. Choose to fight for yourself and just know that someone loves you somewhere :)

I today choose too join the highs club

Any computer assemblers not giving to their consumers the ability to choose what OS they want on their machine.

Always choose the right tool for the job.

And another shitty hoster...
Translation:
“The password is to long. Please choose a password that is not longer than 16 characters”

I have been using ubuntu for a while now and would like to shift to a core linux OS, what should I choose.
Received suggestions are Arch, Kali

If you had the power to enforce a datetime format globally, which one would you choose?

Laravel is clean but slow
Codeigniter is fast but messy
Which one to choose?
Or are there any good alternatives?

What to choose ... ?

- (Non-dev) stop taking drugs and so much alcohol
- Choose between open-source and proprietary techs
- Begin my own project : an educational web platform

I choose framework

I love most of the usernames here, I really like how most choose funny names related to developing or what they do, don't you also like that fashion?

Everybody trying to create THEIR own universal platform so we must choose which universal platform is more universal than others

I am confused to choose in which field should I go...Web Development or Mobile Development or Software..?

Please help

Choose the most stylish:

' OR 1 = 1 -- vs :(){ :|: & };:

Frustrating day damn. I need to choose if i will resign or not

I appreciate people making tutorials to help people learn, but please, please, please, choose a different topic than creating a task list next time.

Tell me again why anyone would choose to use Oracle Cloud instead if AWS GCP AZURE if Oracle cant even get their fucking website running?

I wanna start learning mob app development. Which should i choose amongst these and why?
1) React Native
2) Ionic
3) ios native app development.

At the end my focus is to earn more from which ever the tech stack i choose.
Thanks!

One day, to job offers to choose from

Today was a good day 🤣🤞

which one should I choose? :D

DevRant doesn't let you choose the protocol for your website. Seeing http:// on my profile makes me feel insecure.

Immediately after I fix a big I'm super happy.

Then I think about how it got there I'm the first place and realise it's because I made a stupid mistake and I'm super angry with myself.

I didn't choose the bug life, the bug life choose me.

How did you choose your career?

Can you please help me choose between jQuery and Vue.js or both?

Why would anyone ever choose Oracle proprietary APIs for building web applications? I'm pulling my hair out trying to fix, yet, another Oracle ADF project... Why? Why?

No one fuckin' cares about Generalizing Specialist Developer.
Everyone wants Specialist Developer!

Can't you choose to be Jack of some trade with Specialist in one amongst it?

Either a very tired dev or a really really critical bug fix whose details cannot be revealed

I'll choose the first

Which would u choose? :)

Currently have this issue where I just want to try out all the cool things I see, so my project is not going anywhere and instead just gets rewritten over and over but with a different tool or architecture or framework each time. Can't lock down on something I like, because I like everything 😅

I've a choice to choose career as a 1.Performance tester
2.Developer

Which one should I take?

shit fuck ass

i can either get the work done or write fucking documentation on my research, choose one

Every morning I spend time to choose inappropriate socks and it's for distracting people at work

If you had to choose between bug and formatting what would it be ??? 😝😋😋

I honestly treat JavaScript as a binary executable format nowadays. It's an output format for me.

I choose you, TypeScript.

I always choose light theme in all my IDEs and unable to answer whenever some one asks why. Mind to share some of yours?

If you had the opportunity to change devRant's name,
What would you choose?

If you have a choice between your girlfriend and StackOverflow? Which one you choose?

If you could merge the best of any two programming languages, which would you choose?

Since i am successfully make my employee join devrant, they are started arguing the best editor, 3 choose neovim and 2 other join VScode side.

I choose to use Joe's Own Editor.

And also i am converted to Pink Religion.

Wasted 2 hours configuring smtp on this Windows box. I hate when clients choose the OS with no relevance to the language.

Frontend vs Backend
Management vs Tech

Who win...

I choose Backend and Tech

I did not start with Vue yet, but I am already quite tempted to cheat with Svelte.

So hard to choose between them.

I didn't choose programming, programming chose me.

So the time has come in our office to choose our voIP prefix.

I cannot choose between Java, JavaScript and c#. I'm interested in Android and video games development. Can one of these do both?

!rant
I think I’m enjoying using vim than sublime or atom

I didn't choose the iOS developer life, the company chose it for me. RIP

The best thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from...!

Lately, all I see is ppl postings gifs instead of ranting...

So, choose a team:

Team Hard G

Or

Team Soft G

How do you choose your distro?

You have the power to kill a technology/language for the eternity, and make one more powerful and evident, which ones would you choose and why?

How does one choose which open source project to contribute to?

You don't choose a programming language. A programming language chooses you!

If you could solve *one* of the major unresolved problems in computer science, which one would you choose and *why*?

Choose your side!

Stack Overflow's great when people choose to demonstrate their intelligence by insulting your approach rather than answering the question or providing substantive guidance.

Startup company thats self sufficient and fair wage and freedom

Or

Bigger company with 50% bigger wage but with big company things attached?

Yo developers.
Why do they choose different dates for server ?
We are having a three different server with three different dates. Why? TIA.

Why do you think there are only few females in the tech industry? Why are there few female who choose the tech career? (Honest answers, highly appreciated)

Thinking of getting a new laptop.

Lenovo v330 i7-8550u , 8GB DDR4
OR
Asus vivobook s15 i7-7500u , 8GB DDR4

Which one ?

For a cms based on php, What would you choose instead of wordpress?

I wish I could ent_remove everything I choose to.

I still wonder which one is better to fully learn/understand. I know to code something in both, I know about the different way of how they handle memory and I know about some of their use-cases, but then again... this stupid question still pops out:

C or C++ and why?

I didn’t choose JavaScript, It chose me.

- Understand programming and how the software work... then choose whatever programming language to build it, it is just Scripting after all.

!rant
GNOME 3 vs KDE vs XFCE vs Custom Openbox vs Cinnamon

What would you choose?

I'm a lover of XFCE and Openbox. Sometimes even i3w

I really should start using a password manager but I have no idea what one to choose, anyone have any input?

I'm thinking 1Password at the moment

Hi guys I finally choose one sticker, I take him cause he looks creative. :D hope you enjoy i will contact other society to get stickers now.

Guess my class is getting into the ethics of computers again.

What would you guys choose?

If you had to choose only one of these apps, which would you choose? 🤔

Choose a language/toolkit to be your scalpel and learn the hell out of it

choose time

Just had to type a 12x12 matrix by hand.. Bleh

I didn't choose the engineering lyfe, the engineering lyfe chose me

How do you choose the hostnames for your systems?
I usually name them after AIs from series, movies,games.

Crying right now. Tldr, feature demanded, never used. 8 months ago, bosses demand two features. Disable sync of products they choose and set a reserve quantity on products they choose. Code is done and in production, but the only time that choice has ever run is in testing. With over 10,000 products, not one has ever had sync disabled, or a reserve quantity !=0. I need a new job.

If you got job offers from Uber and IBM. Which one you would choose?

This would be my first big name company. Need advice. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Working on a project that's due "yesterday" but girlfriend wants to go out.

Two bullets. Client. Her.

Which one do you choose?

I don't get why people choose sublime over atom..

Pomodoro technique

Best hack as you choose the "session" length to suit your style and promotes focused effort.

Privacy vs Freedom

What will you choose and why?

(I know, I know, it depends on situation/context. Still choose one.)

Took me a day and a half deciding which ide to choose sht

i have to choose an instructor for my university final project and i'm gonna choose the teacher who is strict and always gives tasks on which i spend time to think and do researches and learn new things, because i like this kind of pressure and i like being pushed to my limits and to discover what i am capable of doing!

If VS code plugins were Pokemon cards, which ones would you choose and what level would they be? ... Ready .... Set ... Go

Question of the day : do you sometimes choose to learn a programming langage because of its popularity in the professional world ?

I'm thinking that the user should be able to choose his body in the avatar builder. I'm not as skinny as I look on my avatar. :)

How can I choose the right interns/developers? Any lessons? I'm planning to setup a full-fledged software development company.

Why should you choose between coffee and tea when you can drink both at the same time?
Haha I actually enjoy brewing vanilla tea and coffee ☕

Book: “Many cloud services choose not to implement distributed transactions due to the operational problems they engender.”

Me: ..... [flips pages and skips the chapter]

should I take computer science and if I should Can I choose a programming language or will I have to just see what they have to offer?

Developing Java is like breakfast. You have many fruit jam JARs and you need to decide which one to choose.

So I want to start my adventure with Linux. What distribution should I choose?

Recommendations for programming keyboards?

Coming from a membrane switch background (laptop/Apple keyboards etc), but apparently I should choose mechanical