Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

Another rant about my gf

She tried HTML and well, cause there are h1, h2, h3... instead of classes, she used div, div2...

She: "I am not getting anything out of these classes!!"

Me: "Try making some Objects first"

*Awkward silence*

Yes, that's an 18 arguments constructor.. there's 21 other classes and I'm afraid of looking into them.

Researching to making a small 2D game using constructor classes and while building out classes, was working on my Tree method using fractal geometry and made a wallpaper out of the tree 🌳

Working in Java be like.

How "Class ... Extends ... { }" works

Manager: I read an article today

Dev: oh here we go….

Manager: We must pivot to only functional programming, which means only using functions instead of classes

Dev: Actually functional programming is a bit more nuanced tha—

Manager: Any use of classes going forward is not allowed. Everything must use functions! Classes are an outdated way of programming, using classes is why we continue to miss our deadlines. Functional programming is lean, classes are waterfall.

Dev: What about the libraries we use? Many of those use classes

Manager: Wrap them in a function then, that way they are pure which is one of the requirements of functional programming. You would know that if you spent as much personal time as I do keeping up with the times.

It also applies to using structs instead of classes.

Seeing OOP classes with more than a 1000 lines of code really pisses me off.

Just finished writing a script with all the classes and variables named after the characters from Sherlock Holmes. I regret nothing.

Volunteered to fix a brittle component in our app. Turned out to be 26 classes of mostly copy pasted code that is riddled with todos and void of feedback for the user. Here's a pretty representative sample of this code's quality:

Googled "prevent memory leaks in delphi".
Came across a library called TCondom.
Talk about naming your classes aptly.

Playing Warcraft and similar games prepared me for understanding Classes and Instances in Object Orientation later.

@the intern who refactors my code to classes: you are the real MVC

I... I mean MVP

Why the fuck would people use non English html classes and IDs, or just randomly mix languages. Please don't fucking do this

classes

Introduce a subject called "proper use of search engines" and make every kid attend it regularly, just like gym classes.

The time I had to explain to my CS professor that HTML elements can in fact have multiple classes.

I go to college online and I was really excited to start my classes for my major as I finally wrapped up general ed classes. This is a week 1 assignment for Introduction to Computer Science....

Don't use classes.

The bane of my existence is people who get into computer science classes because they just want to make video games and get angry when they actually have to learn things

The only way to feel comfortable coding on PHP is using classes and methods, I feel like home (Java)

dev

Learning C++ from God himself (stroutstrup's book)

Am hella confused how it works still

OMFG BOSS STOP CHANGING MY INTERFACES INTO CLASSES WITH REDUNDANT CODE AND IF ELSES BECAUSE "IT DIDNT DO ANYTHING" OMFG WE ALREADY WENT OVER IT YOU STUPID FUCK!!!

Mandatory math classes for cs degree 😢

Once in college I was walking around campus when I noticed that one of the classes were still teaching Fortran to their students as an introductory programming language.

* !rant *

So I've been working since the summer on an app that uses NLP to record audio (I was thinking of using it for school classes), transcribe it and summarize it automatically

I've been using it at school and it WORKS

IT WORKS

I've actually put an app that I made to make my homework and sum classes up and IT WORKS

Sometimes I don't give a dam naming my classes since I know not a lot of people will see this. At least I'll make a dev laugh!

If naming classes, methods and variables in your (not english) native language seems like a good idea, please get another job.

That moment you realise that naming classes by their XML data structure is not as practicle as you hoped it was... 🤔

JavaScript classes don't need private fields. JavaScript doesn't even need classes.

STOP TRYING TO TURN JAVASCRIPT INTO JAVA.

The only good thing about morning classes is going back home to sleep and still waking up at a reasonable time.

That feeling when the networking teacher puts all her powerpoints in comic sans

I finally learned how to use child classes in a real world situation.

Found this on the internet. credits to the artist

Dear fellow frontend devs: either name your classes like-this or like_this, but don't mix the two, because I will punch you.

The cringe of having programming classes and your teacher pronounces the terms incorrectly

Self documenting code is a fucking myth you bloody sheep.

Write “self documenting code” then add a fucking comment or two explaining why the fuck the code deserves should be there because nobody can see what the fuck it is doing or understands how the whole collection of microservices works. I’m sick of spaghetti code bullshit full of accidental redundancy because it is impossible for anyone to realize why something is there at a glance.

I renamed different “Contract” classes today by adding numbers before code review.
Contract
Contract1
Contract2
Contract3
All of these classes are supposed to be the same but somehow they aren’t and you self documenting dumbasses missed it. Don’t gripe about the numbered classes in the repo… fix the fucking code and collapse the classes so we don’t have four sections of code describing the same fucking structure from a http get with different interfaces because four people couldn’t read the whole like some fucking computer.

I just started a job as a junior C# dev.
My project at work includes:
-no coding style
-multiple classes in one file
-all classes are static
-who needs interfaces?
-typos in variable names
-more than 3 levels of inheritance
-conf files such as "blabla.xml"
-comments? documentation? nope
-copy&paste everywhere

Client outsourced this project to us to get the job done properly :D

Looks that I have some opportunity to show my talent.

Best exp:
( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)
\╭☞ \╭☞ learning python and working with big data
Worst one:
(╯°□°）╯︵ learning php and visiting classes of programming at my college

Today I fixed my OBJ loading and rendering classes. Also, the wheel rotations are user-controlled!

So c# has its own system.collections.list and system.collections.generics.list<type> classes. And this guy wrote his own list (no generics) using an object[] array which always had same size.

I should have known this job would be bad in my first week when they told me most of the classes are just copy-pastes of each other with different names

Step by step here:
1. Choosing a stack
2. What to put where(folder structure)
3. Naming stuff(variables, classes etc etc)
4. Finish what I started.

Ever find when you're working on a personal project that you spend more time trying to think of good names for classes than actually writing code?

So my old friend was in introduction to computers about 5 years ago.

My Teacher: Alright, go to the Desktop and start Photoshop.

My Friend: Where is the Desktop?

My Teacher: It's the Start Screen, like when you log on.

Everyone died laughing and he still hasn't lived it down.

When someone tell u that your code is not OO enough, then you start creating random classes.

Somebody made a fake review on my app! That's how I dealt with him 😂

The app is "My Classes" on app store

This fucking professor who doesn't go to classes and demands make up classes to catch up. Like WTF, So now you are taking our precious resting time where it is the only time we get our precious sleep? Fuck off. It was not our fault that you did not show up. I get that you want to catch up but taking our rest time is not cool. You are not the only one who stress us with fucking projects and exam shits...

Has anyone felt the astonishing effect that is writing a whole bunch of test classes, hitting run for the first time and they all pass.

I'm kinda sitting here staring at my screen in disbelief, either these tests all passed, or I've really missed something and they passed anyway, or it's just a lying piece of shit trying to question my own abilities... all are possible right now.

And no, they are not " assert(1,1) "

Sometimes naming variables and classes. Because the name should be relevant, short and understandable. 😊

Classes are not namespaces!!

I just corrected my CS teacher about 5 times while explaining generic classes.

WHAT THE FUCK, EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM?!

after 20 years of programming i finally understand objects, classes and methods. what a waste i am!

Got rebuked by the Java teacher today at the University for using proper long names for variables in the code. She though I was just wasting time being lazy in the lab. "If something can be achieved by a single character, why type that long variable again and again?". *Everyone in class laughs*

Then, there was an error in my code [turned out to be long long int in Java is weird], and I had no clue what was going wrong [I'm a week old in Java]. So, I had initially called her to help. She made me change all private methods and attributes to public. When asked "why?", got trolled again.

Now, I know it's okay, and not that I really care about what my classmates think of me, but getting this kind of treatment really sucks. And if this is how future software developers are crafted today, maintainability is surely going to be an issue tomorrow.

Maybe staying in this stupid country was my worst career choice. I should have tried harder and gone abroad.

That moment when you don't attend classes coz you already know what is been taught in the class and then you get a warning letter for low attendance... Fml

Just found out that IE11 doesn't even support ES6 classes...

I couldn't care less about but still...

You lousy fucking test class of an ass wipe,

TLDR; it fails and it passes all at the same time.

So during a deployment, one of the pre-deployment test classes fails, not something anyone has worked on so figured I run it manually to see what’s going on, but no the shit of a thing passed second time around.

Now because we can’t deploy without 100% of the test classes passing so I have to organise another deployment which it fails again. Fuck this,

Unprotects master

Git checkout master
Git merge dev
Git push master -f

Protects master

Skrew this!

Well would you look at that, it works now 😰

Goes to college for computer science.
Does anything but computer science in classes...

7 page resume
13 jobs, some only lasting 3 months
TONS of grammatical and spelling errors.
Descriptions of each job has several lines just saying he "created functions; interfaces; abstract classes; classes".... For a jr/senior level developer job? Why are we interviewing him?

I freaking hate school curriculums, I have only 5 classes this semester, only two of them are career related and one is about QA, I want to focus on my code, projects, things that really matter but instead I have to do Socials homework, learn how to do research papers, learn about marketing. I really hate this. Besides the classes I have on development are extremely light. And I have to pay for this crap

I remember when I first started programming and used to be scared of classes. I was thinking about it after I wrote several today like it was nothing.

There are not enough words in the English language to describe how much I fucking hate general education courses and math.

I don't even want a CS degree anymore just to escape the hell that is called required general education courses.

Like why do I need two fucking lab based science classes? Sure, if you were doing the Computer Science with a focus in Chemistry, that makes sense. But I wasn't doing that.

Why do I even need a lab science of CS to begin with, let alone two.

React developers, What do you think about the new hooks api?

Will you refactor your codebases to use functional components or just stick with classes (even though the react community is moving towards removing classes completely)?

I think its awesome as it reduces the bundle sizes if you use function components though. I have been working on an awesome project for a while and I'm being tempted to refactor the whole codebase to use functions instead of classes. What do you think?

Our 10th grade computer classes in school consisted only of writing 1 printf statement in C, which earned you an A.

One of my favourite things in JS is the absolutely cursed shit that it lets me do.

Did you know that you can return anonymous classes from functions?

Trying to investigate why the team of new Devs are reporting a particular set of modules is not properly maintainable, found this little gem at the root, written in 2014.

Im 17 and Im studying IT in Norway. I started learning to program when I was 9 years old (web design) and then later moved onto Object oriented programming. Now in some classes we do web design, I can watch Netflix in programming classes

When you are tired of adding features and now out of names for classes

When you start using CSS classes like this: class="fontsize-16 fontweight-700 height-100 text-center button-border padding-2 color-red display-block lineheight-3"

I have an interface implemented by 11 classes, coz u kno, it's "SOLID". But today i felt my life is a lie when a developer refactored my code and deleted all those classes and placed them in a Utils class with static methods, and slapped me with "Let's make it simple".

The struggle of being a gay CS major is that all of my classes are 95% guys but all of them are painfully straight. Send help

that moment when you have to learn Docker at work, so you convince networks teacher to do that in classes.

I was talking to a CS student here at my University the other day. We were discussing our high school careers. He had the opportunity to take 6 different CS classes, but he cheated his way through most of the classes.

Meanwhile, I had the opportunity to take a huge total of 0 CS classes. But boy did I desire the ability to take CS classes.

It's kind of sad that students who desire to learn get left out in the rain, while people who can take classes just cheat their way through the courses.

Python classes are pretty rude, you can always see their privates 😜 ba dum tiss

!rant

I just remembered some joke I said while we had C++ classes.

To see who will actually listen to me, I said : "Hey, I heard you can malloc a dynamic array."

So I'm tryna register for classes using my college's portal, and I click on "add/drop classes", and an entire Java stack trace gets dumped on my screen, with a warning at the bottom not to expose these errors to production in order not to let potential attackers know about how your backend works. I guess nobody at the college ever read that message.

Finally, a monitor that will fit the entire name of my java classes

If you're as bad at web design as me, I recommend tailwind css to you.

I've been using it today and had a good time.

By providing a set of design-centric classes, it makes it easy to learn and apply good design practices without losing css control.

This is paramount to me since I know a couple of css tricks, but not too many. With this you can't miss any of the fundamental ones.

It also lets you combine multiple classes into one via the @apply directive, so the html classes don't go crazy, and you don't have to write too much css. Huge amount of lines saved.

To top it off, they have plenty screenscasts that not only teach you how to use tailwindcss, they show you fundamentals good web design.

In C++, it's bad when classes become friends, because then they show their privates.

I love Fridays.
Because I get 2 days without classes where I can code all day.

!rant

I didn't think about it too much while I was studying. But my old university uses PuTTY for class enrollment and other stuff.

Meaning a student would log in, view what classes are available. Make their schedule, and then add them.

Through PuTTY.

Teacher: "Classes and methods are pretty similar in java and c#. But in c they are a little different"
Me: "u cereal?"

Never say something you don't know shit about

When programming leads you to god. Or at least his classes.

so wait, which color do i wear? The normal purple/gold? The white? BOTH???

the purple/gold is the standard one, the white is for excellence in accelerated classes

I always hated CSS.
Then I realized it's not CSS's fault, it's the fault of the initial developer who wrote the HTML code and CSS classes in a weird way.

Y'all know those classes where you get 100s on the assignments and understand the material, and participate in class discussions, but get low 50s on the tests?

yea. Fuck those classes.

In my classes whatsapp group
*posts a ppt*
person 1:how do I open it?
person 2:use adobe reader
me:*bangs head in the wall*

Just wanted to admit that when I was in school, first learning about web, my first website used only IDs -- no classes.

I was so proud though.

CoWorker: “Yea then just use double inheritance to grab the methods off the two classes.”

Me: “Yea that doesn’t seem right... the first object is a string parser the second object predicts future occurrences...”

CoWorker: [louder] “No trust me, I’m taking a developer course right now. If you inherit both classes your new class can use all the needed methods!”

Me: “Okay, go for it bro.”

So tired of people who think they know what they’re doing...

All classes (with a few exceptions) have nothing but static methods just so that I can call them like "Class::Method()" from anywhere in the project...

Hiii devRanters, I have a TypeScript question for you...
How do I dynamically import classes?

I have a class like this:
export default class Foo implements Bar {
...
....public getName(): string {
........return this.name;
....}
}

and then I have another file with this:
import(`./class-cmd/${file}`).then((command) => {
....winston.debug(command);
....winston.debug(command.getName());
});

the first command spits out something like this:
debug: default=class Foo {
....constructor() {
........this.name = "foo";
....}
....getName() {
........return this.name;
....}
}

and I would expect that the second command will work, however it throws this:
UnhandledPromiseRejectionWarning: TypeError: command.getName is not a function

Any idea what I might be doing wrong?

I missed half of the Algorithm classes because of sleep but managed to keep the highest marks.
Faculty members that don't force on attendance are a blessing!

Idk why I write code better when I'm in my University classes than when I'm in my house 😂😂😂

I'm boutta make a scripting language with classes, trait generics AND two kinds of value types

Call me Mr. Dangerous 😎

When three out of your five classes at school have to deal with computers or programming you almost want to go to school

I always recite borg quotes in my head when my classes need to inherit properties. Your technological and biological distinctiveness with be added to our own. Resistant is futile.

1.)Not defining functions and writing the entire code everytime needed.

2.) Initialising objects if classes and using them only for next 2 lines and then destroying them.

Powershell. Using classes. Can't create class libraries using regular .ps1 files (this way this **sort** of work). Using modules then. Can't easily refresh modules cache after any change to a class. Need restarting powrshell each time. Looking for more information. The issue is open since 2016 (just after the release of PS 5 that introduced classes). Once again, a Microsoft product turns out to be shiny at the beginning, but rusty when you go beyond the surface. Classes seem to be second class citizens in powershell. I feel frustrated and I would like to put pressure on microsoft but nobody seems to care. I'm stuck.

An example of bad documentation? Unity. It has a list of poorly described methods of deprecated classes. The only reasonable documentation is the community. Docommunitation.

Java: each type is required being in a seperate file with the type's name, many of my projects have way to many files, half of them for really small interfaces or classes

Used ES6 classes 'cus I really like doing things the classy way..

...nice shit you can do there...

...

FOR FUCKS SAKE WHO THOUGHT IT IS A WICKED IDEA TO SPECIFICALLY NOT IMPLEMENT PRIVATES IN THAT SHIT.

Why did the functional programmer get thrown out of school?

Because he refused to take classes.

So out of curiosity, does anyone here with a computer science degree actually use any of the non-programming classes you had to take for your degree?

All those damn hours studying calculus and discrete math (ugh, I hated induction).. Not to mention biology, organic chem, history... Ugh

When you generate code to generate code (boilerplate classes and functions) you realize you're talking it a little too far 😄

Lab classes were meant for practical not theory. Mood destroyed

For those of you that went to college or are in college currently, what programming language is the language of choice used in your classes?

My colleague just did a commit with random method additions to the models classes in order to show to our teacher that he did "something".

This makes me cringe.

debugging dynamically generated proxy classes

It's obvious that a lot of product managers need to take basic stats classes. Your metrics are pointless and lack direction. 🖕

when you refactor a couple classes and everything works first try :O

Struggling to go to meetups between classes, my internship, and far-teaching. It's only about 45HR/week between the 3 but the constantly changing focus makes it all the more tiring.

i failed business classes

I wish I could explain how these three classes were very different from each other.

Included a widget on a website (JS that adds its own code in a division, like Facebook like boxes). The script added its own CSS file that overwrites bootstrap classes, with !important and at the very end on the <head>. Even worse is that there's no alternative, its a widget from a government association and there's no API. And of course, the client insisted to have it so I had to rewrite some part to use custom classes instead of bootstrap's.

Has anyone else struggled with CS classes that teach very low-level stuff like in Computer Organization and Architecture? I'm in that boat right now.

Why tf does IE6 not support js classes?! What in the actual fuck is up with that so called browser? We need to sink that motherfucker to the bottom of the gulf.

This class adheres to the single responsibility principle: it is singularly responsible for the entire application.

C#: inner classes, inner classes everywhere
C++: inline and C everywhere

Trying to parse JSON to case classes and vice versa is like trying to parse HTML with regexes: A straight way to hell.

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"Instead of writing classes in Python, create packages and use functions. Each function should do exactly one thing without being specific to the program you are developing." - Steve Waweru

People be like: “We don’t use comments cause good code should explain itself”

Then proceed to use complicated app architectures with classes all over the place.

Fuck.

Is Dr Seuss naming classes in Hacker News?

So I'm required to take an intro Java course at my university, and can't test out...

My professor actually just described constructors as classes, not analogous to, or metaphorically. He said they were classes. All of the students are now confused out of their minds. Should I say something?

Python abstract classes... Looks like a pain in the ass...

I'm just gonna create a class filled with methods that just pass or throws NotImplementedException

Good enough?

I was ranting about overusing classes on python, then I noticed I'm a person that creates new functions for 2-3 lines of codes for no reason..

Scanner scanner = new Scanner(...);

Which is fine until you're in a corporation where the (many) classes are so detailed that each one is 30 chars long...

When your business classes curriculum hasn't been updated in over 15 years...

Today let's learn about folders! The "internet"!
Introducing Windows XP, the best OS yet!

(Day 1 of Database Class)
Database Prof - "Your final project is a program or app that deals with big data and showcases data analysis. Make something that can be used by consumers and has real-world application."

(After the Day of Showcasing Projects)
Database Prof -
(What he should have said on Day 1) - "Make something that makes me laugh with added data."

If professors that teach programming classes are experts, why are they teaching instead of working for multimillion dollar companies?

In PHP, strings are classes, functions, whatever you them to be. I feel so filthy, I need a shower after typing this.

U've seen one dev creating Java-Classes like 'GetLevel' which contain only one method that is called 'getLevel'. And it wasn't even a static method.

I think for my next project I will give my classes and variables interesting names, so when anyone views the source - they can be entertained.

Watched westworld. Signs up for a bunch of AI classes.

To Android developers:

ALWAYS use annotations for service classes when using minifyEnabled option in build.gradle!! I learn it in the hard way 😐

Missing those days....
Am i audible??
Is my screen visible🥲

Definition of consistency:
These are the only classes in the whole project.

Feeling kinda ashamed.. I couldn't implement a graph in python using classes without resorting to a library.
Wanted to test my skills but I guess I'm not quite to that level yet :/

The old trend of writing utility classes all over the place is coming back. Kill me now.

> Teacher uses a for loop to draw random dots
> Teacher explains we can't adjust the individual dots after the loop
> Teacher says we need to use classes
> Teacher creates classes
> Teacher doesn't show a solution to the initial problem
> Me is triggered as fuck

"Stop using mixins in your SASS it's complicating the code for the team.
Extend your classes instead"

When you got to get through the swarm of elective classes to get to the meat of the bones in a Software Development degree 😤

How many times do we need to take Math in order to get across that we only use like 1/4 of what is actually thought and apply it to IRL scenarios?!

My FASFA is gonna run dry at this rate and I just wanna start these Software Development classes already 🙄😭🙏

Container vs Wrapper classes.
#Just_web_designer_things

Ok so Swift's module system creates implicit namespace, meaning gone are the days of Objective-c frameworks / classes having prefixes.

I get that, and its a great advancement. But when I'm using 3 different social media SDK's, a networking library and some persistence cocoapods and I have to use classes called "AccessToken" and "Manager" ... come on guys, name your shit better.

I'm looking at you Facebook and AlamoFire!!!

Python Meta-classes.

O.o
What is this soccery!

During my classes, I have to recode the almost-entire c standard library. That's hell.

Should I attend my classes or go to this hackathon?

Hotswapping/replacing classes on the production server
We call it "russian deployment" .. No offense

Me looking for motivation to get out of bed and go to class in the morning.
"Devrant will be faster with the college WiFi when you browse in class rather than in your room".

Rant.

Our dev tooling is not in order.
Names of classes do not represent what they do.
Filename is different from class name and there are multiple classes per file.

I try to fix this hot spaghettis mess and off course our outdated source control gives another barrier! FFS

I just want to use Jest to unit test my Typescript classes, but that appears to be impossible!
Testing the compiled Javascript instead doesn't seem to recognize any classname at all :(

When your professor doesn't know how to set their PATH and you have to do it for them. God, I hate intro CS classes.

Part time job, that involves coding. Going to classes and also doing coding.... going on devrant... and also doing coding... I'm really amazed that I get anything done.

Confession: structs in Go are just hipster classes

OOP is so ass, classes that extend classes that need objects, of classes that extend classes , passend to their constructor which constructs an object to be given to a constructor of a class that extends a class that implements three interfaces. And in the end it all could have been done with a single function and all of these classes get used a single time.

Social life? Do aikido/japanese classes count?
...Hanging out on discord and/or MMOs DOES count, right? Right?!

My first software boss who didn't like sharing the source code...
OR using built in classes
and insisted on using frames because "they prevent caching" 😂

So past week our Web Design teacher proposed a little HTML5 project for the class to make. I have been since that day until today trying to implement an OBLIGATORY drag and drop functionality to reorder a list and back it up to localStorage, but for some reason it wont work as it should. But what a surprise, today I arrive at class and he has changed the specifications of the project, allowing us to not implement that, or implement it differently. That singlehandledly made my day.

6 hours of classes tomorrow starting from 9 AM. And I am drunk af right now... xD

I hope this book finally makes me understand factories that make builders that make classes that make fucking objects.

Sorry for the bad light btw.

Last week of classes and this semester is history. One step closer to attaining my dream job of being a software engineer.

i wish i had no university classes (or at least, only programming classes) so that i could learn more about different technologies and had more time to code :(

Just been on a like 4 hour no pause coding session (which is fairly long on my terms) trying out random stuff in Java.

-Interfaces
-Classes but weird
-Weird Interfaces with weird methods
-Weird methods
-Custom types, essentially classes
-Depression
-Its 00:13 help

Well, first off I want to actually pass my college classes. You know, the classes I barely find interest in that seem to be very minimal in my coding skills.
Next, take up or join a project for the summer. You know, get my name out there.
Third, make money
Fourth, make something significant in the OSdev community. I absolutely love low-level dev. Now (to myself) Let's do this!

This is Node.js FYI

Exporting a single class from a file called util.js. This class only has static methods. Each method is a util function. No fucking way of importing a single method. Class abuse?

Have classes and exams on Saturday and Sunday, great, my life's over

All is see is people ranting about college lectures/classes , am I the only one who learns in most of my classes?

Working with someone who made repetitive css code like this:

#home {
x
}
#blog {
y
}

where x and y exactly have same child classes structure with small differences, making css file somewhat large.

Was looking forward to this week, since classes were cancelled, was going to begin working on some iOS projects I’ve been holding back on.

Wake up today, and guess what, classes aren’t cancelled anymore.

Fuck the University.

Realizing my currently degree plan will not transfer to a 4 year university where I can get my bachelors, I have decided to stop taking all tech classes and focus on the classes that will transfer such as English, Calc, History and Government.

When you spend ages making a really nice for loop for handling multiple classes similar functionality, only to have it all messed up by one overloaded method

Adding a new feature to a mobile app that has a bunch of classes for getting URLs! Want some examples?

FallbackUrlProvider
CompositeUrlProvider
CompositeRouteUrlProvider
CompositeBaseUrlProvider
RootUrlProvider

I was half expecting to find FallbackRootBaseCompositeUrlProvider!

Not only that, but there were a load of interfaces that sometimes didn't match the name of the class!!!

For example,

class RootUrlProvider : ICompositeUrlProvider

Ugh! But I managed to get the new feature in... Somehow... After trying something... Throwing it away... Trying something else... Throwing it away...

😭😭😭

Anyone else here who really enjoys writing pure functions or domain classes?

It's so amazing to be able to write dependency-less classes that have such simple, elegant logic and sometimes just a bunch of getters and setters. Pure functions with type hints are also one of my favorites.

Studying is frustrating.
I'm in school for IT Engineering and my country decided, that universities have to be in half contact and half non-contact classes, so I have to attend bi-weekly. The other week I'm supposed to join online classes, where the whiteboard is recorded with a 2009 laptop's webcam and the audio is also internal, if even the freaking teacher manages to not forget to start the teams meeting.

Can i learn java by own without joining classes

Currently learning programming (c#) and I can't wrap my head around classes can anyone give me some tips?

It makes me so sad to see such vast amounts of copy and pasted code at my new job :(

3 identical classes with only a few strings different 😡

That feeling when you still have to use C++98 in all your classes at University. 😐

Attending classes on English literature at 8am while coding all night. What am I doing at uni again 😶😶

I don't like classes and I will fight anyone that over uses them for no logical reason what so ever !! 😐

CSS has no parent selectors... and the codebases' element I'm working on has no classes nor an id...
kill me

That moment when the code that was supposed to be removed in only commented out!!! The guy butchered a bunch of classes by commenting out about 1000 lines of code

Lol, devRant good move by converting all the likes that one had received into binary system.

Rejigged old memories of converting binary to decimal at undergrad classes. 😂😂😂

Why does java have so many nonsensical limitations? Why? Why can't we have multiple heritage? Why can't we have friend classes? Why can't we make static abstract methods? Oracle, PLEASE.

Not paying more attention in classes, that way i wouldn't have to be retaking maths :(

How do most ASP.NET developers memorize every libraries and classes? Do you have any tips?

Of all the browsers required to complete mandatory classes online for the USMC you would think they would support a modern browser and no IE6 or flash heavy courses only...

Working in an open space environment.. why not discussing as louder as you can about "why eclipse doesn't show the list of classes which implements the interface X"!!

For my BS, I paid people $70-90 to write essays for GE classes..

Is this wrong of me? Should I have written that paper about earthquakes myself?

Is storing-of-data-in-classes-as-static-variables-to-access-them-later-on-from-one-page-to-another a good practice? It always seemed fishy to me...

How much of a red flag is it if a programmer gets concepts like interfaces and classes, but when asked what an interface is, can't give me a straight answer?

so close yet so far :(

anyone got any tips for how to remove unused css? is there any tool that can remove classes from bootstrap i don't use?

Debating getting an ipad for note taking, anyone used them before? I’m a college student and I always see tons of kids using them in my classes