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That's the exact question that came to me 2 years back when I was also going to go to sleep early tonight
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I found a //TODO in our companies code that's there since early 2016.
The company was founded in early 2016.18 -
One of the most depressing error messages, maybe? Happened early this morning and I've been feeling sad ever since :-/
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When you're the only one in the company that starts early and you have to wait 2 hours until you can actually talk to someone... :(14
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Christmas came early for my coworker. He wanted 6 monitors, IT is giving him three Samsungs in portrait.
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Found a statue which is clearly honouring developers who are forced to get up early in the mornings. Found some similiarities between this and my morning appearance at least..
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!rant
It's Friday and my boss let us off work early...
So imma just chill and try to catch the sun
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When you have motivation for coding early in the morning but Windows would like to update your PC just after you have turned it on
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theNox.age++
I wanted to screenshot some of the birthday wishes that were printed for me on the discord server early this morning but they're spread too much, thanks anyway! That was very cute of you all. Only people from devRant actually bothered to wish me a Happy Birthday this early (maybe I influenced it a little bit ... 😂) But it's true
Everyone remember that ThatDude's Birthday is on January 28th 😉16 -
Visual studio just forced update on my friend's whole team, boss just let them all go home early and pray that it finished updating by tomorrow... Good job Microsoft3
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For a developer 07:23 AM does not always mean early morning, it can also mean super late night coding ;)
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God dammit ... Gf said I should go "early" to bed and not like last night at 3 am. Now it's 4:20 am...7
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Very early indev, and missing a LOT of layout (Icon bar, tabbed region, etc.), but this is my barely functional UWP File explorer!
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I went to bed early... Got a strange feeling the next morning... It felt like what other people describe as 'good'.7
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Me: Why are all the devs leaving work early!?
Other devs: Microsoft Services are down.
Me: Okay I'll start packing.1 -
When you have to wake up by 4am because of an early morning meeting. Its almost 2 am and still wide awake. Fucking brain5
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Predictions about internet in the early 2000's:
"This invention will help advancing science, research and access to knowledge and education".
Reality:
"LINUX IS SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, FASCIST .."15 -
2 more interviews tomorrow 🗣️
🛣️ Drove 350km today
😴 Much sleepy
⏰ Such early wake
🚗💨 Many travel
WOW12 -
I just asked the project manager if I could go home early because I'm feeling down.
How can I ever quit after she sympathetically said yes?3 -
this got me into programming, when I saw it during a school function in early 90s. wow there is a whole world inside this...
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People were posting their programming companions. This one kept me amused through my early days with a computer. Who else remembers?
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Things that give me chills early in the morning. A password reset email that contains my password in plain text.
Seriously! 🤦♂️
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In Yellowstone to see the eclipse!
No break for me today though, I've got dumb clients to deal with, and I had to wake up at 5am to do a conference call.
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Oh boy my boss wants to talk about my "working times" since I enjoy starting work at 5am. Am I this weird to like working early in the morning?13
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Got a busy day today so last night I went to bed an hour early to catch up on sleep... Woke up an hour earlier this morning.
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Who did you guys inherit your programming skills from?
Neither of my parents are skilled with computers, and my dad can barely turn them on. My grandfather was an IBM programmer, but he died before I was ever interested in computers. While he didn't have time to physically get me interested in them, I think that's how it got into my blood.27 -
Pandemic achievement: I slept early and woke up early too! Fuck yeah!
... Tho I did dream of an old-crush-who-I-hate-now and then of my friend breaking her leg, so I'm not sure, but hey, more hours in the day! 😁
Now, first going for food shopping and then I'm off to work.💃14 -
Emergency change request on a Friday, guy who completes change leaves early, 29 minutes later alerts start going off. Fml.3
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A lot of people woke up "early" today (7:30am) just to preorder the new Xbox and brag about it...
I wake up at 5:30am each fucking morning and there is no console release. 😑9 -
no matter how late you stay up working on a project (4-5am), you know you still have to wake up with a broken body to get to work5
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So I reach office early , bcz I like to have sun left when I go home.
Other devs arrive almost 3-4 hours after me. And when it's time to leave,
They : you leave so early
Me : yes you ahole. I come early too.
And then they get credits for staying long I'm like yeah if you come at 12-1 you have to stay back.
So fucking frustrating.7 -
Why do people who wear the Apple wireless headphones remind me of business jerks from the early 2000s?2
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Wife asleep early, getting a great dose of Battlefield, maybe I can finally finish the last bits of my app tonight! 😮
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Looks like the idiot changed their mind quite too early... This time ama do "1 != 1" cause I don't know what might come next. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Me: *overestimates tasks*
Me: *finishes task early*
*Is assigned new tasks*
Me:*Underestimates tasks based on previous experience*
Me:*fails to finish tasks by deadline*
I cry everytime...5 -
Go to bed, fell asleep early for once. Dreaming a nice dream when I wake up due to a VERY LOUD noice
Oh well, neighbours having playtime again.2 -
I just watched a talk given by Ryan Dahl, highlighting what he considers to be some early design mistakes with Node:
- Removed early version of Promises
- Not sandboxed by default
- GYP compiler
- package.json
- node_modules
- require() without extension
- index.js by default
https://youtube.com/watch/...
Also, his new project Deno sounds like Node 2.0. Interesting!4 -
Didn't program anything, stayed up too late anyways
I'll never get to bed early
I would love not needing to sleep...4 -
For an early meeting PM promised to bring coffee for every one.
Now he says that he forgot...
Early in the morning, stuck in 3 hours meeting without coffee...4 -
Upgraded my phone at the weekend. New phone turned up a day early, and Vodafone also sent me a surprise Google Home Hub4
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Dear Lord.
I've got an exam today. I remembered ot was at 9 am so I arrived at university at 8 am.
It turns out it is at 2 pm.5 -
DHL Parcel website in Poland looks like is from early 2000's. This is how it looks like on 1080p screen
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when you see devs with age <= 16 who look experienced than you and you say to yourself
"Where the fuck have I spent my early life"3 -
When you try to sleep in because you had a long night, but that one flatmate you explicitly told to try to be quieter can't do exactly that...
When you are a programmer and a night owl and your flatmate always goes to sleep early and stands up early...
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Have you guys tried the 'recent' rants tab?
It's like going back to the early days of devrant when it was unusual to see a rant over 100++ 😍6 -
Why do theoretical computer science and maths lectures mostly start at 8 am. I am a nocturnal creature to me is like having to wake up at 3 am for others. There are other kinds of people that like to get up early so here is a suggestion: Why don't we agree that all lectures start at 11:00 earliest? It is a good time in the day for a lot of people and I would have the time to inject myself with some Mate tea.8
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You don’t hate X, you hate the word “X” because of a single bad experience with it on an early stage of your path.
You don’t know X because you banned it early and never learned it. The only thing you see is its bad part. Everything has its bad part.
The fact that X has bad apologists doesn’t mean that X itself is bad18 -
When you rise too early because you've lots of pending works to deal with but you're still confused which one to pick first!
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Is it just me or do you guys sometimes go like "Ah fuck it, haven't had a good night's sleep in so long, I guess I should sleep early tonight" and then you look at your watch and its already late?
God what I would give to get up early for once.7 -
That's it!
Trying to plan ahead for each day but i keep failing !
I go to bed early at night but still cant wake up as early as i hope to.
Anybody has a solution for this?8 -
It's 0416... Too damn early to fix broken things. This particular team needs to fix their stuff for good, not keep having us out bandaids on their problems2
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Remember in the early days we were taught to build online apps and sites that worked with or WITHOUT Javascript. Guess they don't teach that anymore8
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I think my MacBook Pro from early 2011 is ready for retirement 😔 froze two times today during gaming...10
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The sprint tasks are finished a week early. Spent half day sitting in my office and squeezing the stress ball.
Looking forward to get some more task tomorrow1 -
Unscheduled meetings are the worst.
You preparing whole day to leave early for the day, then manager suddenly puts up an unscheduled meeting. Oh great isn't it!!1 -
Woke up an hour early today.
I could get up and be at work early, so I can leave earlier to use the afternoon on this nice spring day.
Or I could go back to sleep because I'm still a little bit tired.
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Are any of you guys sentimental about your early programming efforts? I still have my first few simple Python programs on my computer, from years ago!
print("hello world")8 -
My power switch stopped working, so I took this up as a quick early morning project.
There is always a fucking way!
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The Google timeline:
- early 2000: "I use it because it's the best search engine out there"
- mid 2000: "I use it because it's a full ecosystem for mail and office and it's free"
- early 2010: "I use it because it integrates seamlessly with my phone"
- mid 2010: "I use it because it's at least better than the competition"
- now: "I'm willing to try literary anything that's not Google"13 -
*It's too early*
Opened a rant and read it, then I started furiously started double tapping before I realized that that does not work there.
EDIT:
wait that works, I should really go back to bed.1 -
Anyone here a graphic designer / web developer that got an early look on your life by commanding a turtle to draw pictures for you?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
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A musician friend of mine: SOMEONE SHOULD IMMEDIATELY DEVELOP A LANGUAGE CALLED C♭ OR I'M GONNA FIND A NERD AND BEAT HIM TIL HE DOES SO!
(She's actually a nice person.)3 -
This moment when you have to reject dream projects as a freelancer. Other projects came early and will pay more and longer. :'(
I need a twin!4 -
Just posting the final Product after the Release from a early rant https://devrant.com/rants/820594
https://youtube.com/watch/...22 -
It's too early to decipher a block of code that starts with "The logic here is a bit confusing but necessary." I'm going to make more coffee.2
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"Some of the best code is written in the early hours of the morning, mid-coffee binge. " ~ Abraham Lincoln2
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That rare day when you lay off coding for a day, got a shave, watched football (soccer), had a nice meal, watched some movies and slept EARLY....
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Whatever duration estimate you have on a project, double it. Better in the clients eyes that you finish early than scrambling for time toward the end or finish late.1
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Heeeyyy, who likes to lay down in bed melancholically browsing the internet because they went to bed too early as a consequence of burnout?9
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So today is going to be fun, need to do some work on my game and book with a hangover... Why do I do this to myself!4
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Joined this company today. Arrived early. Formalities completed. Now I'm sitting at my chair doing nothing. Pretty boring.14
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in the early 2000's I started installing Firefox on my high school's computers. about a month later it was being deployed to every one of them2
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I upgraded Linux Mint to version 20 and it just worked. Desktop linux went a long way since I was using early versions of Debian.3
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Everyone leaving early on Wednesday and you realize that it's not weekend but just No overtime working day.
#welcome #to #japan
Weekend still 2 days away.2 -
You know you're up too early if all you can see is
- null persons
- one car
but you hear
- a quadrillion birds squatting
'YOU HAVN'T FINISHED THIS TASK'
on your way to work 😭2 -
Reach office early and you know what stack over flow is down god save me it's 15 minutes already some one please up it.
Bad start for monday.
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So there was one plus invite sale today in India !
I think the ticket were sold out early!
Then there is this guy in twitter 👇
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I can't seem to keep track of my time. I start early and finish late. Should I take a day or two off??2
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So I took a leave on 3/16 to attend an event.
I declared it in early February.
It was accepted and validated today, 3/23. Nice timing1 -
I'm a beginner on programming, in my early second year, i got Advance Programming subject
Anyone can tell me how to set the level to 'easy'?7 -
Spend enogh time planning, before you start coding
Write maintanable code
Join the local gym and exercise regulary, it will keep you happy and prevent early burnout -
can't believe I'm so eager to go to work early today (to download windows 10 anniversary update)
ps- my office internet >> home5 -
Just got started with nodejs and I never thought I’d have to use async/await this early. Concurrency seemed like a far fetched thing. Feeling like a boss😎1
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Go out from home.
Get up early.
Don’t get depressed.
Don’t become alcoholic or junkie.
Retire from paid / commission programming as soon as possible.7 -
I leave work 30 minutes early cause I don't feel goid... In return I have never gotten so many support tickets in my drive home
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when a product manager decides to have a product review meeting from 4:30PM to 6:00PM when everyone plans to leave early.1
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get to the office at 5:45AM to do a migration because the client doesnt want to automate it.. but pays extra for the inconvenience...
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I realize burnout is like a steak - Take it off the grill early as it keeps cooking for a bit after.1
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Why are companies so biased against employees those who come late and work late as compared to those who come early and leave early?
Why is it okay to leave early but not so much to come late instead?
After some of us ignored repeated warnings, we've been told that anyone come after 10:30am will be marked half day absent.
So, if they do so, I'll sit there in office playing Fifa or Table Tennis, and not work until the second half starts xD
The reason for such biasness is that the daily stand-up is at 10:30, even though more people wanted it to be after 11. They even took a vote. And yet it was ignored (funnily initially more ppl voted for 11 initially and somehow some of the votes changed for in favor of 10am... Now slowly, because half the team wouldn't be on time, it's shifted to 10:30am.
And funnily, I'm already serving notice period in this company.8 -
People are up doing tequila sunrise and getting smashed in the early mornings. And I'm over here happy to be working on some code.4
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Written so much markup and js that I may start speaking in markup xD
Is it too early to sleep now?2 -
When youre a-hole coworker who sits next to you complains that you don't come into the office early enough for his taste.9
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When I started, in the early 80's, there was no internet, and books related to programming were hard to come by, so everything had to be learned by going to the library, or reading the manual that came with the compiler. Finally, in the early 90's, I got to attend programmer training in the Air Force. My first successful program was a D&D character generator.5
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When I first saw the .dev TLS was $200 are some odd dollars I was sad. But, that was early access as now they are cheap. Yay!5
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Finished work early, shutting down the PC, Clicked Ctrl+S instead. Fucking Muscle Memory still want me to work?
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Working for early-stage startup is like living with alcoholic father. Fuck lean startup mantra! Fuck any kind of bullshit about agility and business sustainability.8
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Coding late at night to meet a deadline, feeling tired so I decide to finish it off early in the morning and my mind is like..
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It's been 2 months that I've been waking up early and sleeping before midnight. I miss coding all night 😢4
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Just found out I got into the early admit & software engineering program at a good school!!! August can't come soon enough2
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To all the freelancers, are you able to wake up in the early cold morning to work? i find it really difficult12
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"Let me get an early night and wake up early for a change"
Wakes up 12 hours later, 10 minutes before work starts 😑 -
Fuck it... Right in the middle of a commit and github goes down, no fucking early Friday for me you bastards......1
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Welp. My computer is perpetually blue-screening. Time to give up, eat a sandwich, and go to bed early, I guess.1
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I do everything to have great time management except starting early.
Basically I manage minimizing how late I am extremely well.1 -
How many late invoices are acceptable for a developer working in an early stage startup before they should stop believing in their own team?
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I find coding very early in the morning and sleeping early at night very effective in terms of productivity compared to pulling an all-nighter and lose cognitive functions. I've finished a weeks worth of coding in 2 days! and I don't feel so groggy throughout the day.1
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When you're new at a startup, never do overtime before you're regularized.
Enjoy going home early after work while it lasts. ;) -
No experience in web, yet the radio guys in my university are pretty insistent on me building their website from scratch, "because I'm studying computer engineering."
I know nothin Jon Snow!2 -
Do you guys ever wake up early shaking with cortisol thinking about code? I woke up super early bc my anxious ass brain thought I had to have an implementation plan and architecture setup for my dreams before I could truly stay asleep4
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Feynman technique is the best tool I have ever used so far. I transform how I read code and doc. Why didnt i realize it early?2
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Bring Word Art into the 21st century. Most of early computer training hinged on the use of Word Art.
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When someone cooks bacon in the break room early in the morning and doesn't bring enough for everyone. #hungrydeveloper1
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I hate it when I go to bed early to sleep early but can't sleep a blink for some unknown reason & I just move left & right hoping to fall asleep any minute but end up not being able to sleep at all the whole night :(
whyyyyyy? why cant humans sleep within seconds like a computer???? :(4 -
My computer has been acting kinda creepy lately. When I hibernate it, it turns itself ON early in the morning.3
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!rant
This “only one more rant“ feeling when you have to sleep because you have to get up and work tomorrow very early.
Please send help.1 -
Do you teach your kids to code? Do they enjoy it? I think it'd be a great way to help Give them the tools to be successful early on. :)3
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I wrote a book about dealing with dates in data pipelines.
https://williamsbk.gumroad.com/l/...
I hope to write another one early next year. -
Only thing that keeps me motivated to wake up early on Monday is a new episode of "Silicon Valley "1
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Functional programming course starts today. I'm really looking forward to it, but it is so early compared to my other courses10
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An undefined ArrayList coupled with NullPointerExceptions because of it really know how to raise your blood pressure up.
Spent almost 1 hour trying to figure out why and all I needed to do was look a couple lines above.
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So happy!
I made my first project (or at least started) using my iPad (with some help from my laptop).
I am trying to make it possible for web comic artists to upload their comics without any text in the speech bubbles and then load the text using javascript for the specific locale.
It’s in an early stage (a few hour old) and the editor and the viewer share data only with cookies and local storage instead of a server but it's still a concept.
What do you think?
Github: https://github.com/konstantintuev/...2 -
Never, ever, forever, whenever, however wait for the last hour to submit your entry to a hackathon. Submit early and iterate quickly :(
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Person I am grading labelled “not having bugs” as their website feature... if it wasn’t 2018, I probably would say that’s a standard part of any website or software. Now... at least they’re not passing it off as early access.
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Getting ready at midnight.
Driving to town at 1:30am to get the bus to the airport at 2:30am.
Will arrive at 5am to get my flight at 6:45am and fly for 2h.
Arriving at 11am local time.
Will reach final destination around lunch time..
No sleep tonight then...
Never taking the early flight again, no matter that it’s cheaper..3 -
Have to wake up at 7am to be at the office at 9am. This is kind of the main hate about my job. Am I picky?8
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When you have to wake up early to run your builds first or you can wait a day for them fixing jenkins no space left on device...2
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Create your own deadlines.
With your deadline, you work more hard and if you end early, you get that free time (or you have time for emergencies).1 -
Couple of questions? What's to late to stay up coding or what's to early to start coding in the day?
I'm personally always mindful of my health.5 -
Episode 2 of our Weekly Podcast is out a day early! Listen to "Two Coders, One Mic" on
Apple Podcasts:
https://lnkd.in/gJCYZ-X
Anchor :
https://lnkd.in/g-6PMCm2 -
No difference when i go to bed, i always wake up at 8am. hey body, i need sleep, dont wake up early pleeeeeeease1
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Finished planned tasks for personal side project early in the morning and overall the day started on a positive note.
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Halfway mark reached. Just got on the train for the second early morning of three weekends. Soon I may rest. For a week. Then we go again 🙃
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yup! your usual monday morning full of stress, where you drive to work early and know your timeline is messed up1
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I've gone from a "no early returns" guy to a "return as early as possible to maintain the happy path indented as much to the left as possible" guy.
Looks so much neater now. -
So I have biggest religious festival in the early morning (5 hours to go) and I am still trying to finish the project.
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Back in the early 90's I never switched from vi to emacs, despite the peer pressure to do so
<ESC>
:wq
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Does anyone have solid advice on getting a mentor early-on in my coding journey?
Networking and events etc. Is already part of my plan. -
Have any early adopters tried out the new Deno yet? If you have, what are your thoughts?
https://github.com/denoland/deno2 -
When people write me at 5am on Slack or Skype, they think, how nice and organized my life is that I am getting up early. Truth is, I have not slept yet. Programmers never sleep they just check their eyelids from inside. It's easier to stay awake till 6am, than to wake up at 6am!2
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What a day. I was cleaning up some of my styling tweaks for this react app; removing superfluous rules, nailing some hard to pin alignments that have been off up until now, and removing unused files and code in general.
I managed to delete an entire folder. I'm not sure how I did it, but apparently I had highlighted the folder when wanting to just delete one file via vs code. This was hours of uncommitted (yeah, my bad) tweaks and cleanup.
But - I still have the app loaded in my browser. I can't see the prebuilt source code, but I can see the compiled, raw main.chunk.js which gives me the exact code albeit not in the format I need.
So that's my day. Re-tweaking, re-adjusting everything while working my way down a compiled javascript file from top to bottom while explaining to my team why I haven't pushed my changes that I was just going to clean up.
Now I'm having a beer.3 -
I just got into a project that uses GWT (in an attempt to rebuild it in React). Is it me or is Java development environment stuck in early 2000s?6
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Has anyone tried Flutter yet? Is it too early to start development with it? What about React native? Is it mature enough for native tasks?3
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Advent of code is a bit crap this year. These early problems aren't hard per-se, they're just annoyingly time consuming for early day problems.
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mfw my gitlab account hosted by darenet can't be used as my "github" account here.
the ranting has started early,
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