Enough is enough. This has happened for the last time! >:(

Client: This new feature is not working on Internet Explorer.
Me: Do you have enough oxygen in the cave you are living in?

New shipment is in. You can never have enough Raspberry Pi's. ;)

Another benefit of working from home: PRIVATE TOILET.

One fucking toilet for 15 people is not enough.

only elon musk is smart enough to realize there are smart people out there who can get shit done without a goddamn fcking degree

Client: The media player is not loud enough... can you pump up the volume a little bit?
Me: Ok.

I can't emphasize enough how accurate this is 🤦‍♂

bitchface micromanager keeps telling me i don't communicate enough, don't do enough, am not fast enough, etc.

So i've been sending her a weekly summary of ~50 bullet points of things I did during the week, issues encountered, workarounds found, research findings, who i talked to, etc. all organized by task with links to the tickets.

My work volume hasn't increased (probably decreased, actually) but it certainly looks like I'm doing a lot. probably because i am? but she doesn't listen during standup, so... victory by a hundred bullet points it is!

"XML is like violence – if it doesn’t solve your problems, you are not using enough of it." - Unknown

Is this enough to support devRant?

Wrote some code during the break that transform an image to the following styles, is it good enough to post on github?

So today someone on my instagram feed posted a story of himself "deleting his facebook", "enough is enough"... Guess someone should tell him who owns ig 📷😂

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

This is the prototype of my "Build Button". I press the button and it executes a build process. Keyboard shortcuts weren't good enough for me.

- Be a Devrant lurker.
- Only created an account for upvoting.
- Desperately want that cool profile picture
- Need rant for points.

Why is my appreciation through upvotes not enough? -_-

🦫Me a kid: I hope some day I will earn enough $ to by a cool-ass PC and play games on highest graphics presets

🤡Me an adult: I sure did earn enough $ to afford a cool-ass PC though it is a shame that I cannot find time & energy to play games

lost hope in humanity (looks like 1 version of ie is not enough for ppl)

This is how my colleague is making JavaScript object literal.

Enough said.
😐🔫

Devs who argue that their favourite language is the best and other are not good enough for anything. Different tools for different jobs dammit!

It's never enough, is it?

I was going to write a simple dns server/proxy/firewallish thingy in php.

That's working. I'm adding a dashboard and api now 😅

JSX is ugly

Sorry if there’s not enough context, I don’t know what to put there

Joy of being a programmer: Get good enough in a language/framework, you can make whatever the hell you want :)

There is probably no other field that allows this.

My Biggest Dev regret is both learning CSS and not learning CSS well enough...

We've seen the 'battlestations' threads more than enough, how about a server/nas/network thread?

Here is mine tucked away in an otherwise useless part of my studie.

I am old enough to go to jail.
I am old enough to have my own household.
I am old enough to pay my own bills.
I am old enough to have children.
I am old enough to take responsibility for my hypothetical kids and for my self.
I am old enough to gamble, drink and lease cars.
I am a self confident dude who took responsibility for creating machines that were worth millions.
And so on and so on..

But hey, it is ok if the fucking teacher at technical school treats you like a 16 yo pubescent child. Im glad he is interested whether i do my god damn homework. And yes, it is totally fine for me, that im getting treated like a unworthy dog who needs surveillance.
So, maybe i should suggest that we should ask for permission if we want to go to fucking toilet. Yes. That would be great. Gonna do that.

Biggest annoyance is people aren't switching to Python 3 fast enough.

Boyz, I don't feel like Windows 10 is collecting enough information from me. What can I do about this? I want to give everything to Microsoft <3

Please Java and all java shit, take more memory I don't need it -_-
16GB doesn't seem to be enough to have a VM and Android Studio Open but it is more than enough to have
1. Visual Studio
2. SQL Server Management Studio
3. VM
4. FireFox
5. Visual Studio code

Fuck. This. Shit!

Who says 16GB of RAM is enough ?

That moment that you need something but your skillset isn't good enough to make it and your time is too limited to learn it.

I fucking hate those moments.

There is too much I want to learn and not enough time 😭

I got a new chair... But it makes me feel like a little kid...

Who is old enough to have used a voodoo graphic card.?:-)

"I don't have enough bandwidth to watch the twitch stream, is there a way to get the audio only?"

"yes, start the stream and turn off the monitor"

*sigh*

one is simply not enough

This duck is big enough to help me debug. And take my lunch money.

Hwat hte cufk!?

Never used Linux before. At least not enough to say I've worked on it. But these discussions in here, they've pushed me. I'll do it now. I'll try Fedora. Right now! And never come back...till it's ABSOLUTELY needed.

My 1366x768 laptop resolution is not enough to even have intellij open along with firefox in split screen mode... :(

How has development come to the point that 16GB of RAM is not enough to smoothly develop a simple website?

Where have we lost the way? 🤔 🙄

Wrost security fix ever seen?

encode that passwords in base64 is safe enough.

And keep the password.txt accessible from internet it's safe because nobody know that it exists...

Client (big company selling luxury vehicles):
- "We need to replace analytics system on our website"
- "Since it is almost useless"
- "Our company deserve something better, google analytics is not simply enough"
- "Can you program it for us?"
- "We have already arranged budget for that project"
- "Like 200 euros, that must be enough"

Lol

When a client asks "How difficult would it be.." or "Is it easy enough to..."

🖕

That moment when you thought you've fortified yourself with enough RAM for the future (32GB) and Blender fails to work with a large project because...it runs out of memory (just in the loading phase, building them intermediate data structures pushes it over the edge I guess).

Fml.

It was kind of fascinating to watch the memory usage indicator creep up though. Morbid fascination.

Your rant must be between 6 and 5,000 characters. Is that enough?

Is the devRant sticker big enough to fully cover my illuminated Mac book apple logo? Is it thick enough to block the light? If so, I may have to get one of those... Not feeling to proud of Apple lately.

TFW internet is too slow for ssh but fast enough for devrant 🤔😂🙃

Thank u @dfox

It only took a whole minute for my stackoverflow question to be furiously downvoted... What is it with people on this site? Didn't they get enough hugs as kids?

Is he close enough to a duck to count?

Is it still enough to install Android Studio ?😁😁

Everyone is getting too sensitive. Soon enough you can’t call someone a noob or a junior.

Paraphrased conversation I saw in a space forum:

dude1: Our galaxy is moving toward a large cluster of galaxies and we don't know why.

dude2: Could it be gravity?

dude1: No gravity isn't strong enough for the distances involved.

dude3: Those galaxies are sexy as fuck. Our galaxy wants to hit that.

dude4: Is our galaxy old enough for a cluster fuck?

iPhone X - It's all screen (when your internet is slow enough to display the page wrongly)

- Never give up
- There is always a way
- If not you haven't been drinking enough coffee

Is it important to be proficient in vanilla JavaScript? Or Is jQuery enough?

Who the hell decided to put 'null' in JavaScript when there is already an 'undefined'
...😤😡...
Like one empty value isn't enough

So... I’m sitting here doing pretty much nothing, just reading through some rants when all of a sudden I get a wave of emails.

Pinterest!
We noticed a login from a new device or location and want to make sure it’s you.
Device: Firefox, Windows 8
Where: New Jersey, United States (Approximate)

OhhhhhKay then... so there’s a couple of problems with this, 1 I didn’t even know I had a Pinterest account, 2 I don’t have Pinterest in my password manager either.

So I follow the link and fair enough it’s actually pintest, so I attempt to login, to no avail, oh maybe it’s a social login..., ok let’s try google, nope that wasn’t it, deletes account, logins with Facebook, oh here we go, checks logins, 1 random jersey player, deletes account, swaps to Facebook, changes password (this fucker was already 100+ characters) and adds 2FA and contains no new logins 🤔

Ok... so what the fuck, either someone managed to get through a long ass password or something phishy is going on, the email for FB logins is seldomly used (maybe a handful of services at best) as I have another for all the junk and spam bullshit I expect from today’s “marketing”

My biggest goal as a developer is to build a few services which provide enough passive income that I can spend more time with my family.

Azure may look like shit at the beginning, but given enough time to experience it you understand that you were right all along, it is actual shit

I think this is enough...said no cuber ever :)

Made the mistake of telling management I wasn't being utilized enough. Guess who is no longer getting sleep 😬

Fuck it. It's Friday EOD.

Enough is enough.

It's time to close my lappy and go for a nice long stroll, get all those work thoughts out of my RAM and get ready for two whole days of slacking!!!!

See you next week, suckers!

Breaking a website in production is enough motivation to get your lazy poophole up.

Js on the frontend is bad enough, who the fuck came up with the idea to use it on the backend?

Client: Is your computer screen big enough to design a big sign.
Me: :( *stuttering*

Kernel panic!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My compartmentalizing skill is not good enough. Wasted last night by doing nothing and falling asleep because of a bad mood. I have shit tons of tasks.

Yes of course, my problem is not having enough memory to throw an exception of not enough memory ...

Yay!

(This text is needed, because my message needs to be between the 6 and 5000 characters long. In other words, "Yay!" is not long enough. So I'm typing a shitload of text to be sure I have enough characters in my message. Now I will stop typing, because I dont want to reach the 5000 character limit.)

Any app is a dating app if you're Indian enough

When someone tell u that your code is not OO enough, then you start creating random classes.

@dfox just noticed a bug (or is it a feature?)

If you happen to double tap a rant slow enough that it doesn't +1 it. But fast enough that the rant view isn't opening yet it seems to register two single tap events and opens two views, needing to go back twice do return to the feed.

Not sure if that's important enough to report as a bug. :)

Ps: I'm on a LG G4, android 6.0

That one horrendous in-house legacy application that should be ditched, but no one is brave enough to start building replacement from scratch ... Every company has one.

git commit -m "because cafés never have enough outlets and my laptop is dyiii---"

enough is enough
to all the fucker ass morons deploying mini js frameworks with ambiguous names and undocumented functionality all fucking minified and using at least 20-30 of them on each page
dafuq you need a different slider for every section ?

When Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your standart browser you should be brave enough to ask your girl out!

Is it really necessary to show an ad for the supporter program whenever I sync the feed? Wouldn't be once per hour or something enough?

when you spend hours trying to patch code you poorly structured of which 30 minutes is enough to rewrite the whole damn thing.

Enough is enough! I can't do it anymore!

...

alias pm='python manage.py'
alias ga='git add .'
alias gc='git commit -a'
alias gi='git init && touch .gitignore && printf ".idea \n venv \n node_modules \n out \n *.iml \n *.log \n build \n target" > .gitignore'
alias gp='git push'
alias gps='git push --set-upstream origin master'
alias gr='git remote add origin'

...

Much better :D

Enjoying my new dev environment already.

This is a real install alongside my existing windows install. Surprisingly enough, windows has in no way complained about Arch!

When your coworker mistypes but cmd is smart enough.

Fuck you, insomnia.. You're a bastard.

/(o.o)\

That's it, I don't have enough energy for more. Pretty sure this "sleep every second night" pattern is involved somehow though...

My biggest dev regret is not playing Rocket League enough...

Two weeks is just enough time for the person who asked for the thing to forget when they asked for the estimate.

Note to my future self:
A 2048Bit SSH key is minimum,
4096Bit is good enough
8182Bit is too much
16364Bit... why do I even bother about this size

Learn enough docker to convince my coworker that it is not the solution to EVERY problem, especially not to our problem

Every deadline is impossible if you procrastinate it enough..

I thought any fledgling dev could become a good one with enough team guidance, frequent discussion on ideas and reasoning with seniors, experience, and work variety

But one I know is proving they don't have the knack.

I really wanted to believe anyone could be a good dev if they tried hard enough but this one is just...

They've dragging us down.
Not paid enough to make it my problem to raise it with management. I've tried to help them grow but I've never seen such slow growth despite the different learning/teaching styles *we've* done to improve their capabilities (the entire team)

I dread working with them and I'm not alone apparently

"There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses."
-Bjarne Stroustrup

If someone complains about a framework, or language, or OS, or device, it means it is at least worth using enough to discover its flaws.
In a world of imperfection and chaos, isn't that enough?

!rant

It's weird how a tiny gesture from someone you care about/like is enough to make your whole day.

Why are most devs single?

Because programming is irritating enough already

- Procrastinate 1 work day
- Try to crunch 2 work days into one
- Feel frustrated because there is not enough time
- Repeat

Well we did it in time and it works, is that enough?

!important is not eough
!important !important is enough

When you stop freelancing because clients don’t spend enough to keep you making enough money to continue freelancing for a living. But then they come back begging you to keep working on their stuff because suddenly they have enough money and a need and because they can’t seem to find anyone who can do it as good as you did. But even with them handing you new cash money all you want to do is not do that stuff anymore. But money.

Have u ever thought 24h is not enough?
I wish i 48h or even more but wishing won't change anything :(

Good job person who is not educated enough to not print a screenshot but still somehow got to work at university

My first job seems nice enough to stay.

Teammates are nice, work schedule is flexible, and free meals.

I think I am super lucky.

Hello No!!!

Thats good enough to know that personal data is collected.

JavaScript is very similar to duct tape, if it doesn't work, you haven't used enough.

on the long term you are just a minion getting paid enough to live comfortably but no where near enough to live as lavishly as your employer. In most cases, It wont pay enough to allow you to think of retiring early

Often you will feel you have no time to pursue hobbies because keeping up with technology is more important to stay employable.

the fact you can work anytime and anywhere will make many people expect you to work all the time everywhere.

I just wrote a 10-line comment to explain 1 line of code. I hope it is enough.

Nothing is ever enough.

I think I'm in heaven, I just discovered this feature in windows, it is light weight but it has fully featured Vim which is enough for me to get excited ...

Android, please fuck off. I cant install/update apps because i don't have enough space. So 1gb of free memory is not enough for a 10mb app?

This is my 3rd android phone, and I've had the same issues on all of them.

Probably getting a iPhone 7. Sad, i know :(

I realized that if chatgpt is pressured hard enough, it will provide the inappropriates:

Headphones, a quiet room, a comfortable chair, something to drink (coffee, red bull, water, tea) and something that is interesting enough to totally focus on.

When your boss is too cheap to upgrade the server your data warehouse is on. 8GB of RAM is not enough when you're regularly querying for 1m+ rows.

> Client complains acceptance testing is too expensive and that he'll do it himself.
> Client complains acceptance testing wasn't thorough enough when a bug hits production.

there is not enough porn to watch while you set up your new manjaro desktop.

Why would I use vim if my computer is powerful enough to run Visual Studio Code?

Well, here’s my computer setup. It doesn’t look the best, but my HP Z600 Workstation is more than enough for gaming and working with virtual machines.

There's not enough ranting on devRant, too many words of encouragement, that's not what this is for!!!!

Now I know this may cause people to hiss uncontrollably but it's Visual Studio 2017 for me
It's clean, with my low end configuration it's fast enough, maybe my projects aren't large enough tho, Microsoft is making efforts with the git integration, I really enjoy it as an everyday tool

"The most effective way to make a design usable is to make it interesting enough that people want to use it." - Bryan Grezeszak

I want to code again, but now LaTeX is my life. Close enough I hope?

Holiday is long enough when you forget your AD password.

Trying to find a Stack Overflow question to answer is time consuming. I just want enough points so I can upvote an answer...

Now my only goal is to obtain enough points on this app that I might trick out my profile picture and get it printed to the custom sticker.

Today I've come to the realization that being a PM is like trying to herd cats. I don't have enough energy for this and programming 😣😧

Features of any software product development: there is a catastrophic lack of time to get rid of bugs, but always enough time to make them even more. 🤦‍♂️

Dream project: mathematically proven secure OS. It would take forever, and be nearly impossible, but given enough time it is theoretically possible.

horrible terrorist attack in Uri, Kashmir.
may the jawans rest in peace 🙏
enough is enough.
time for change ✊

Only aim is to earn enough to drink costliest Scotch every weekend 😍

Agile development of a decentralised AI, using a neural network based on Blockchain technology for big data.

Is that enough buzzwords to make an employer happy? :p

When you get lazy about learning new stuff...

I realized this is like a marriage and I'm not spontaneous enough anymore.

Hello,

Is an Intel i5 (8th gen) with 8GB memory enough for coding?

react Noob : enough is enough,lets give up this hell🏃🏃

create-react-app : hey wait a sec dude.👼😇

Macbook keyboard is shit
Especially european variant.

I want to see any person in the world that is braindead enough to think that making short left shift if favour of having abolutely useless button there is good.
This is the most stupid decision that could be ever made.

Not only the symbols used by that button are seldom used, they also are duplicated on they other keyboard keys. But shift is used all the time and must be big enough instead of that shit.

Is it accurate enough? 😂😂

Am I the only one who is just to lazy to order devrant stickers even if my posts have enough upvotes? :D
Don't get me wrong i love stickers!

I don't have a rubber duck but this adorable guy is good enough for me

Boss: How is your day going?

ME: Fuck off!!!

Enough said...

U: we had LF, which is enough for our needs
W: you know whats cool? lets have CRLF, because why not

Has devRant had to scale anything since it got launched or is it still stable enough?

- only idea is not enough
- it should bring in value to you
- accept you can’t do everything all by yourself

There isn't a pale enough skin tone to match mine inside the builder. I mean... THERE IS NOT A PALE ENOUGH SKIN TONE INSIDE THE BUILDER TO MATCH MINE! :-(

And the rant ends here.

OR DOES IT? THERE IS NOT... You get the idea.

I don’t understand people who have sounds alongside vibration and flash for notification. Like, dude, is one not enough?

C++ template errors.

Probably enough said... But a couple years ago I was interviewing and each interview included, do know about templates. I always answered, "enough to determine what is wrong when there is a compiler error." I always got some form of a chuckle or "wow" and NEVER a follow up question about templates. I received job offers from each interview, they all apparently needed someone who could help get their template code compiling?

Title: The problem with "good enough" code

Body:

I'm a software developer, and I've seen my fair share of "good enough" code. You know the kind of code I'm talking about: it works, but it's not pretty, and it's not very maintainable.

The problem with "good enough" code is that it's a slippery slope. Once you start writing "good enough" code, it's easy to fall into the trap of always taking the easy way out.

Before you know it, your code is a mess of hacks and workarounds. It's hard to understand, it's hard to maintain, and it's a nightmare to debug.

I've seen projects go down in flames because of "good enough" code. The code was so bad that it was impossible to fix, and the project had to be scrapped.

I'm not saying that you should never write "good enough" code. Sometimes, you just need to get something working, and you don't have the time or resources to do it perfectly.

But if you're going to write "good enough" code, you need to be aware of the risks. And you need to make sure that you're only writing "good enough" code for a short period of time.

Once you have a working prototype, you need to start refactoring your code and making it better. You need to make it more readable, more maintainable, and more testable.

If you don't, you'll eventually regret it. Your code will become a liability, and it will hold you back.

So next time you're tempted to write "good enough" code, think twice. It might save you some time in the short term, but it will cost you in the long run.

Leaving out comments assuming your code is readable enough. Code != English

I need a new Laptop.
-AMD A8 processor 2,5ghz
- Windows 10 64 bit
-8gb ram
-1tb HDD
Etc..
Is this enough for programming, using eclipse and so on?

Is it even possible to get good enough at regular expressions where you can just write it and you don't have to search stackoverflow for one that works?

How the fuck did my company decide a single toilet stall is enough? Are they really this cheap? Why must I go to the bathroom three times before I can actually use it? Why do they think one is enough for 100 male employees? In their defence, they do have urinals, but I'm not comfortable using them.

So many questions and I STILL NEED TO GO!

Wanting to go to conferences but not getting paid enough to code to make a product that makes all the money and is being the little guy or gal.

every bug is a feature if it is unfixable enough

I have a hand thrown ceramic mug, a scratchpad, and a kuru toga mechanical pencil. I keep a plant when my desk is large enough. Less is better for me.

Is there such thing as enough screens?

Just got a new one, which is like twice the size of my older 2nd screen and Im still pulling things to my laptop screen...

the internet is only good enough for devRant and I have no games on my phone. After a time there aren't rants to read anymore. 😂

And now we have Kotlin Native. Life can't get better right? lets see how this will go T_T

Orz ....... How is there anyone dumb enough to ask that?

Apparently the OP is a Comp Sci major....

Has anybody of you tried Solus-Linux so far?
Is it already usable?
Is the repository big enough?

Fucking hell WordPress is shit. I don't know how people use it. I had enough with it.

Is waiting for an email a good enough reason to do fuck all and go on devrant?

Seriously, does anyone really use TDD? It sound good in theory, but generally the devs are already used to implementation-first and are not willing/disciplined enough to change their mindset.
I think the biggest disadvantage of TDD is not taking into account how freaking lazy developers are in general.
Or maybe I just wasn't willing enough to make the change.
Thoughts?

TFW your boss likes you enough to set up a full-time offer for you. 😗

TFW the offer is $20K below the average salary. 😬

Enough is enough

What is your greatest weakness?

My greatest weakness is that I don't trust people enough to let them know how the can leverage me by telling them my weaknesses.

diskpart and I think this photo is enough to explain why...

Is anyone else close enough to his workplace to get there with a bicycle/walk easily?

Ok, my RSA token for the next minute is: 740130.

Are you a L337 enough H@xx0R to pwnz my system in the time available?

Shit, 24 hours is not enough for me to code and get 3 hours sleep !

Static typing : one boyfriend/girlfriend is enough for me

Dynamic typing : prostitute/womanizing mode activated (i have the right to fuck who ever i want)

This one always shuts up a PM: "Anything is possible given enough time and money".

How about moving the floating + button to the top bar? There is enough space and it won't block anything @dfox

Well, support chat of my bank has nice avatars of persons answering my questions. But they so small...
Ok. Inspect element... Image link. Oh, it's just 2500x2500 image resized to 35x35... Now I just need a small hand-crafted chrome extension to add click to enlarge on these avatars.
These girls are really pretty though:)

It's hard to see my parents struggling financially. This pandemic has really brought us down to massive debt. My weekly allowance is just enough to feed my cats.

:(

When big enough number is not big enough.

Any way to block/ignore certain bullshitters? Just blocking the threads is enough.

Note for smartasses: freedom of speech is not equal to having to listen.

I feel truly unique when using the search engine only is not enough

Well i've never sit in front of my laptop for more than 2 hours. Programming changed this.

Think that is enough.

Can someone suggest tips to code faster?

In the last few days ive only written + commited 114 LoC which is not enough imho.

it is not enough for code to work.

Today I heard from a fellow worker: "Why this lot of conflict in this branch, the conflict that I have at home is enough".

"We don't have enough time"

Well, time is relative I might be travelling close to speed of light right now while having this meeting. No? You don't know that my camera is off.

What do you think of online tests (for hiring) with a mandatory webcam?
The webcam part is making me anxious enough to back out.

Senior dev on our team is concerned that we are raising standards above and beyond what we need to deliver the project.

For 6m+ this project has delivered little, but what there is is full of bugs that got through testing, and no standards (coding or otherwise) in place at all.

I hate dealing with people who preach “good enough” is fine but won’t accept they aren’t even close to doing “good enough”

I really love Django, but I feel like Python is not object oriented enough. I'm thinking about Play (the Java web framework). Any other suggestions?

So if I buy this stuff, word has it that I will have "a computer." Is this enough to get to play with CUDA on a little tiny GPU?

I updated my resume.
My new career objective is to score enough ++ so that I can afford a tiger pet on my devrant avatar!!

Should i get a macbook pro no touchbar 2017 with 512 GB SSD or is 256 GB fine enough? Only for coding primarily focused on mobile development

So many of the idiots at my school, when they grow up, want to do "something with computers". Wha? The concept of what you even do with a computer is so widely screwed up that kids think that is specific enough to plan their futures on. I suggest they actually learn minute enough of their future career to know what really they want to do, but I guess this would be too logical?

For fuck sake, stop complaining about the number of js libs. There is just as many if not more c/c++/c#/java/python/ruby/php... libs.

Just because they are available on npm or github, it doesn't mean you have to fucking see/read/use it

when trying to debug something that is out of the norm I feel like I never have enough monitors.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser,
then you are brave enough to ask that girl out.

Wait... I'm an introvert, Never mind!

It's not enough that today is friday 13 it's also programmer's day. What can go wrong?

Sadness is:

India has oneplus 3t dash sale
And not having enough point to win it.

Upper mgmt paying an enterprise software vendor 40k US annually. Told vendor No more me QA'ing for them and 'discovering' obvious bugs. Told them to hire QA person and spring for some automated testing software. Yeah I know I am a nice guy but Enough is enough!

3 hours of non stop programming is enough for now I guess. I need some snacks for a break.

I'm making the assignment in full flexbox, they still using floats tho.

The cringe is never enough.

Hadn't touched Java for more than a year, had to refresh it back. Probably learnxinyminutes is enough?

New boss is trying to show his bossiness to some of my colleagues. But they don't seem to think he is bossy enough...

Reading all these hacking stories has made me nervous that my server isn't protected enough.

I've disabled password login and setup SSH keys which as far as I know is a big step in the right direction.

Is it enough? What more should I do?

In case you can't tell, I'm no expert in server adminy stuff 😛

So this new guy keeps commenting on the fact that I drink the ‘free’ instant coffee instead of the 3$ coffee from the shop next door..

LEAVE ME ALONE!!

24 Hrs for a day is not surely enough...

Working with technologies that excite me, which at the moment would be functional programming, CQRS, Event Sourcing, and the actor model, with a side of machine learning and serverless architectures. At a company that is large enough to pay well and grow in, but small enough that my contributions are recognized and appreciated. Or even better, one that I own and run.

A colleague of mine:
God damn, my application is racist.
Me: why?
Answer: It doesn't see enough white.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever sat in darkness thinking why you're not good enough.

Opinions please.

I want to share a small model in my iOS app. Now on android I'd do with with ViewModelProviders, but on iOS I'm going with SharedDataContainer which is basically a singleton class that store key value data.

Is there any better approach? Data will not be bigger than 10 list items with guid (key) and int (value)

However; when I have big data I do cache on disk or hello OOM exceptions (or whatever they call that bitch on iOS)