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Linux is awesome. In runs on my fridge (Tizen), my TV (Tizen), my phone (Android), my watch (Android Wear), My PC (Ubuntu) and my laptop (Kali). I'm now trying to force my parents to convert to Linux.
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Your OS is like a penis... Its fine to be proud of it, its fine to tell people about it. But its not fine to force it on other people...11
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Me: *selects text, Ctrl+c*
Me: *places cursor in next text box, Ctrl+v*
Computer: *does nothing*
Me: *selects text again, presses CTRL+C WITH FORCE*
Me: *places cursor in next text box again, presses CTRL+V WITH FORCE*
Computer: *pastes*
Me: "That's what I thought."19 -
Dev: If you force this to be done in this timeframe it will fail in a month.
Manager: Do it anyway.
A month later:
@@FAILS@@
Manager: Why didn't you tell me this would happen??
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU12 -
Everytime they force me to add and test stupid features. I usually end up making my own version, which they dump almost every time.
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Even though I'm a web developer I work in a very small IT department, which includes just me and my colleague.
Yesterday we got a pretty usual request. Someone forgot the password to an excel file. We already started a brute force attack, but we had some fun going through the worst passwords we ever stubbled over in our carrier.
He was like:"Maybe it's just his name?"
Me: "Oooh or maybe it's just the brand and 123?"
We laughed a lot. Not really considering we could crack this "important" file.
But it really worked out. The password was the brand of the business unit and "2017".
I've sent everthing back to the user, telling him exactly how we cracked it... His answer was:"Oh yeah! I knew it was something easy, so me and x could remember it easily!"
...
Why do you forgive easy passwords anyway? If I can crack it within 5 minutes... Everyone can! ...
And if you do it to "remember it easily"? Why the fuck don't you remember it?4 -
Jack and Jill
Pulled down from git
To fetch aPaleOfWater.c
Jack made some changes
And then pushed them all up
A merge conflict occurred
Jill decided his changes sucked
And push --force over his
Jack was enraged
For history was changed
And force pushed Jill
down a hill3 -
Actual pic of a 10x engineer: does a force push as a safety measure, ends up blowing up the whole repository.
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My boss trying to fool me on my vacation days. Trying to force me to use them for days I were sick. Bitch. NO!1
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Im trying to brute force a rar i made Long ago, sadly i have forgotten the Passwort.
This is how it looks, when you to run it on the length 8-16 at the Same time(all posibilitys).
lets see how Long it will take.
I say 7 Days at 100% cpu usage😂😂
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Job offers that list "high speed internet and a laptop" as employement benefits realy piss me off. Do they think other companies force you to code on paper and send it trough mail?8
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I was entering all the characters in the captcha textbox, out of force of habit, and couldn't realize why it was being marked as invalid. Then I realized...
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Get children! You'll have so little time over for your fun projects that you force yourself to stop procrastinating and start accomplishing truly amazing things in just 5 minutes here and 20 minutes there.7
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My team lead force pushed to master. This guys always complains when we merge PRs with wip or fixup commits and he just did it himself and tried to cover it up doing a rebase on the master branch.
Good job fucking up everyone. 👍5 -
$ npm audit
> found 19 vulnerabilities (10 low, 5 moderate, 3 high, 1 critical)
$ npm audit fix
> fixed 0 of 19 vulnerabilities in 11987 scanned packages
> (use `npm audit fix --force` to install breaking changes; or do it by hand)
$ npm audit fix --force
> npm WARN using --force I sure hope you know what you are doing.
Me too, buddy. Me too.1 -
I have bank accounts with 5 different banks.
I HAVE TO use 4-5 different government websites.
Every fucking place: you cannot use these "~-/;^"(some others too) symbols in your password.
Are you freaking fucking kidding me!! And all of them have a limit of 12or15 characters.
If this wasn't mind numbingly stupid enough, they fucking go ahead and force you to change password every fucking month or two.
THIS IS NOT SECURITY. YOU SHOULDN'T FORCE SOMEONE TO LIMIT THERE PASSWORDS TO:
- CERTAIN CHARACTERS
- A 15 CHARACTER SIZE LIMIT
- THRN OVERTHAT, FORCE TO CHANGE PASSWPRDS PERIODICALLY.
ALL THE 5 MAJOR FUCKING BANKS IN INDIA.
FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YOUU 🖕11 -
How to quickly force close the playstore on android.
Go into playstore
Navigate to your installed apps
Press the order button several times quickly
Play store will crash17 -
In highschool we pasted a shutdown batch script in someone's startup folder. Never seen someone more confused than when his pc force shutdown every time he restarted. All fun and giggles until system admin walked in1
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Friday night and still coding. sometimes I force myself to go sit on the balcony for a minute to make me not forget about outside...
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I don't have a stress ball; I do have an adjustable grip exerciser. It goes from 20lb of force to 90lb.
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Skynet is already here! They just call it windows update.... This shit can force itself through any number of times I say DISABLE AUTO FUCKING UPDATES.5
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This had me laughing out loud this morning, my wife just looked at me funny as I tried to explain it to her.
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My favorite excuse overheard for running Windows over Linux: "I like my sh*t to work."
Then... as if it was planned, his presentation PC running Windows force rebooted to install patches.8 -
Find your skill level.
Find a job that will challenge your skills and force you to acquire more.
If your job is too easy then seek out higher challenge. If it requires finding a different job to grow those skills then do so.
I languished in a job that didn't force me to use my schooling and was nowhere near my capabilities. It has taken time for me to catch up.
If you are not moving forward you are sliding backwards.3 -
My Android Studio couldn't build Gradle even after fuckin' 42 minutes. Finally I had to force stop it.
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WE HAVE 12 DAYS TO SAVE US NET NEUTRALITY
www.deadlinefornetneutrality.com
LET'S GO SHOVE OUR BAD CODE UP CONGRESS' ASS UNTIL THEY FORCE THE FCC TO GIVE OUR RIGHTS BACK6 -
While most people want the force to get stuff like a TV remote, I want to use it to get people thinking how they can solve their problems independently
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After watching Mr Robot, I installed Kali and learnt to hack WiFi passwords via brute force. Was utterly disappointed that, most crackers just use prebuilt tools instead of developing their own algorithms and programs.14
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Oh fuck, Germany wants to pull an Australia and force services-providers to disclose passwords, password-hashes,... to law enforcement.13
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From acme.sh manpage:
"--yes-I-know-dns-manual-mode-enough-go-ahead-please Force to use dns manual mode: https://github.com/Neilpang/..." -
Amending ancient Git commit messages because there's a typo and then force pushing
RIP everyone else working on the same project2 -
“The ancient injunction to love thy neighbor as thyself is still the force that animates our faith—a faith that we are determined shall live and conquer in a world poisoned by hatred and ravaged by war.”
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Some people want to watch the world burn.
Me, i want to add the line ".gitignore" to .gitignore, force push it and fuck off to holidays with a phone turned off.7 -
I setup an email server a couple of months ago.
The amount of port scans and brute force attacks I've received this month alone is awful.
JUST SOD OFF ALREADY, PLEASE.19 -
Coding without propper dev-ops:
These are the shittiest five lines I've ever read in my life!
Yeah, force push it to master!5 -
After the buttfucked fiasko that I had with a windows force feed update, here we finally are; Ubuntu 18.04. long time has it been 😍
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Every sacrifice you make for your job will be forgotten in a minute and won’t be rewarded unless you force their hand.
Luckily, I outsourced this experience and have never made sacrifices.2 -
How to force your self to write unit tests for your personal projects:
1. Go to a public place
2. Forget to bring your phone cable & never install a simulator because you are lazy af
3. Profit!4 -
!rant
Does anyone know what the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem or the Ramsey Theory? I read about it while reading an article on brute reason, a kind of compliment to brute force...8 -
When your boss force you to go to client land and do some socializing, for God sake I'm a developer not a f***en public relations employee3
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😤 sometimes when I read devRant comments...😧
If I wanted a solution I would ask on stack overflow.
Let me have my hate.
I have a pm to force choke.
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You know that USB joke... well you see this cable fits both ways... Sort of except one doesn't work and will if you force it I guess u could break the input
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Lots of IPs tried accessing my Raspberry Pi's SSH. Dumb bots, trying to brute-force a key-auth-only SSH server...
On a relevant note, I love fail2ban!
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Google got rid of the awesome Inbox app, only to force us back on Gmail with fucking NATIVE ADS! This one really triggered me
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git push --force
Because I always push after every commit, when the slightest fuckup happens I just hard reset, commit again, and force push...
...even if it's just a typo in the commit message6 -
What can you do with people using so many times git force push ...
* explain gently this is not necessary
* punch him/her everytime you see it
* other stuff that is not in the above list7 -
This screen is so much filled with hate, when taking a break, without wifi... Those apps that force you to update -.-
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What if Verizon acquired Yahoo knowing that Net Neutrality would’ve been killed so they could slow Google down and force you to use Yahoo?3
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Turned my windows on after some time and it started installing the last 7 months of updates and shit
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ATT: Stinking maggot who's trying to break into my website!
There are no users on my website. Not even an administrator. wp_admin is empty. Best of luck!19 -
When ur the only one who can do a job and u feel sick but force urself to go so the workload doesnt double tomorrow.2
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How to get bad co-workers out of your company (if your company uses git and Linux)
Alias push to push --force3 -
ASP.NET.
I don't like the workflow. Because of a project I had to use it.
Will NEVER use it again (unless a project force me. Money is money).6 -
That moment when your rant has gone so viral that you have to force close devRant app. Coz your phone is buzzing every half an hour....10
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Don't rebase and force-push a shared feature branch that's still in active development. FFS. A "senior" developer should know better.1
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I missed half of the Algorithm classes because of sleep but managed to keep the highest marks.
Faculty members that don't force on attendance are a blessing!2 -
Wanted to move Visual Studio to a different hard drive
So I uninstalled it and went to install it anew, only to find out the installation location was set to read only.
I then found out I had to run the installer with the arguments /uninstall and /force to force a complete uninstall, thus allowing me to change the installation directory... What the fuck Microsoft?1 -
Oh god.... no.... Why.... Looks like they gonna dumb down the ux and force defaults... Less customizable.... Like Apple...
Can I NOT upgrade....
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So I graduate on May 4th... If no one ends their speech with "My the force be with you" I'm going to be freaking pissed6
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merged a complicated pipeline script based on 3 other scripts, and it worked the first time I run it.
Pretty sure There was a Disturbance in Force... -
Was interested to code more but had to force myself to bed because I wanted to give some rest to my brain.2
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When windows decides to force you to update when shutting down, like no problem, not like I have a fucking deadline or anything.1
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Did Windows really just force install an update on my notebook?
Got a bluescreen on this machine (first one ever). Then it did some counting from 0-100%. After that it installed updates and restarted!4 -
I hate you fucking callbacks. why don't you callback in the fucking order you were motherfucking called!!!! why must you force me to call a callback a callback!! 😣😡😤👹
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Finally moved all the shitty WordPress sites off our production servers. They are GoDaddy's problem now. Brute force away China.
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Have you read about this yet ?
https://itnews.com.au/news/...
I don't live in a FVEY country , but it still terrifies me.7 -
If you're having merge problems I feel bad for you son, you've got 99 problems but my branch ain't one!1
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In my college, our professors force us to work in turbo C despite having better options available.10
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sudo pacman -Syu --force
sudo reboot
Openfire and owncloud no longer work.
sudo systemstl status openfire
Java exception relating to SQL.
sudo systemstl status mariadb
No such service mariadb
WTF why would that get uninstalled, how the hell.
sudo pacman -S mariadb
Everything now works again
Arch can be a confusing place
😺
Maybe that force was a bad idea.5 -
F++ you! You never here when I need you. You force me to sleep when I want to code. You force me to code when I want beer. I hate you, time!1
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I am teaching myself a new skill.
Everytime my non-technical boss speaks about devOps, I am going to force the tetris theme tune to play inside my head to block him out.1 -
Trying to perform a "reboot" by not sleeping one night, to force myself to sleep the next night instead of doing the opposite and being drowsy at day every fucking day of the week44
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The German Wikipedia article about brute force defines it as "decryption method" 🤔🤔😂
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
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Me (waiting for a torrent download): this is gonna take a while. [ISP] is being slow again.
GF: Why not just force download it?1 -
That feeling when you've been on holidays for 15 days and the `$git pull origin master` take hours...3
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Had an interview the other day for a fullstack role. They told me I'd have to whiteboard stuff, of course. No big deal.
They had me whiteboard css though. Totally off guard. Pretty sure I got it, but WTF. Is this normal?5 -
College force us to study the ancient computer graphics method for a whole year. Its damn boring and complicated. Why should we study it..?😐2
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!rant
So Microsoft thought it was a great idea to force-install updates and restart my Window Server 2016.
Please, Microsoft. It's time to stop.6 -
~just-interesting-hack-things~
I was able to force my phone to work with 2 fingerprints by alternating my fingers during the setup.1 -
Bruh, my heart is pounding. Almost lost the branch I've been working on for weeks to a force push10
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Can anyone please suggest me a good strategy game for android or desktop. A game which force me to think.11
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Best way to start a new year? Force deleting all the malware my dad has somehow accumulated in his laptop...
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Why do some developers rebase or resolve merge conflicts when you can just email each other changes and force push?4
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Let's start the project all over again - I haven't written a lot...
rm folder --force
..Wait, I may have reused the Models...
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Remembered that firefox container tabs also allow you to force domains to their own container, so now have again youtube, google and other creepers automatically in their own containered tabs :)
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Developers who think spaces are better than tabs.
Seriously every editor other than Notepad lets you set how many spaces a tab is equal to. Stop trying to force your stupid 2 space tabs on me.4 -
Talk and teach about FOSS software to students and not force them to learn a specific tool or language for a task .2
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Alright i make jokes alot of times for fist over ip but damn there's just so fucking many people that it could be useful on. Somebody needs to figure this shit out where i can go dark side and just choke a dumbass no class asshole out.
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Since becoming an "Architect", I've come to learn "Architect" simply means siphoning your will by eliminating all opportunities to actually write code ...
public class Architect {
static final boolean inMeeting = true;
private int will;
public static void main(String args[]){
Architect me = new Architect();
if(me.inMeeting){
while(meeting.active){
me.reactToEvents();
}
}else{
me.writeCode();
}
}
public void reactToEvents(){
if(new Random().nextInt() % 3 == 0)
will -= this.hit(this.face, this.palm, Force.CONSIDERABLE);
else
will -= this.hit(Office.desk, this.head, Force.MODERATE);
}
public int hit(Object object, Object with, Force force){
object.useForce(force);
object.moveTo(with);
return new Random().nextInt();
}
}1 -
Dev Mantra
I do not write code with my keyboard. He who writes code with his keyboard has forgotten the days of the punch cards. I write code with mind.
I do not write non descriptive variables. He who writes non descriptive variables has forgotten the days of the punch cards. I write self descriptive code.
I do not debug by brute force. He who debugs by brute force has forgotten has forgotten the days of the punch cards. I debug with breakpoints and stack traces.1 -
I feel like Git could have come up with a better name than "force push".
It just doesn't seem right... If your codebase doesn't want your commitment, you really shouldn't force yourself on them. No means no god dammit!3 -
Thinking about going back to school for a potential career change. Has anyone regretted going back to grad school after awhile in the work force?4
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THEY FORCE ME TO USE PHPMYADMIN THROUGH THEIR INTERFACE. I CAN'T CONNECT WITH DBEAVER. THEY EVEN BLOCK ACCESS THROUGH SSH TUNNEL. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. FUCK YOU ONE.COM. FUCK YOU REAL HARD.1
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"Ideal" online banking:
1. Force users to change passwords often.
2. Implement possibility to login if forgot password.
3. Make it impossible to chage password if forgot one.6 -
My biggest regret is getting into a project and not finishing it. I Almost feel like I should force myself to finish up these project before I start new one.
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You'll have less of a work to do the following week if you
git push origin master --force
on Fridays
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Dear Prestashop developers, f**k YOU!
I already hate this shitfuck what you call the best open source e-commerce solution, but your module validation technique sucks.
They use tons of useless rules, but the last addition was the last drop: they force you to use the old (and long) array declaration.
So now I have 500 new errors in this fucking module.
Why the fuck do you want me to force an old syntax?3 -
I just realized that I didn't post anything since the premiere of Star Wars: The Last Jedi.
But I'm a force ghost now, so I should use devRant more -
Here's some delphi code where one random developer from the 80s tries to force an error
if k=N then
begin
Memo.Lines.Add('Error, [some info]');
a:= 0 ; b:=b/a; {Here we try to force an error}
end ;
Oh god :'( -
Last rant update:
I won't have to take a leave after all and won't have to force myself to a wasted day full of useless awkward interactions or roaming around in a park.
Phew! -
When you're looking for the person that wrote over your changes by force pushing and you find out it was your CTO.1
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I'm so done. Developers that force saving data on my C drive you are RUINING MY LIFE AHHHHHHHHHH
you just made the list5 -
I was discussing something about git today with a colleague and then it hit me. Git push --force is like rape. You don't want to push? I'll force you to😂
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I just love Windows apps on Mac OS lol, this morning MS Word hung for a long time, was completely unresponsive and then I had to 'force quit,' the thing.
Lo and behold, the MS crash reporter opened and it hung for a long time, was completely unresponsive and I had to 'force quit'. How the fuck do they even get through testing?6 -
Can someone please force my project manager to use fucking Maven for dependencies instead of including local jar files for some side projects?
And possibly a better IDE than Netbeans...1 -
For those wanting split screen to work on android. Go to settings -> developer options -> "Force activities to be re-sizable"
And just like that. It works. (Only problem I've seen is the + button to post isn't there
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Max password length of 100 😍
That ideally could take 353,108,814,528,039,200 QUINQUAGINTILLION YEARS to guess.
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git suicide:
git() { if [[ $@ == 'suicide' ]]; then git reset --hard origin/master; git push origin master --force; fi }2 -
A tale of wireless cracking:
Have learnt brute force method. Evil twin method: check. WPS hack: Done.
What worked?
nameOfThePlace@123
smh3 -
2X Tickets solved by rebooting the server after .Net Installation.
Client Default answer to: "Did you turn it off and on again?"
Always silence until you force the reboot after an server check and analysis.2 -
I really don't like the anxiety when Xcode crashes, I need to force quit it and really really hope that my code is saved...
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installing macos was a mistake. breaking all the builds and now I need to reinstall all the tools which will force me to update the code .2
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That moment you forget to tell the devs about the new tests and end up doing brute force for some pen testing and load capacity and they do a rant of you
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Don't password restrictions cause a reduction the possible passwords and reduce the search space if someone tried to try brute force?2
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TIL Firefox and Chrome renders "word-break: break-word" and "word-break: break-all" differently. It just makes me hope that there's a way to force install Firefox into the users' computer if they use chrome.1
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Dev companies, please, stop trying to force proxies to your devs... you just make us waste more time figuring out how to avoid it rather than working as we really want.
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Has anyone come across websites that force you to share their article? I only just found my first today.4
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I'll soon start posting random things since #devRant wants me to post by force. I don't know much yet, just learning. #devRant what should I write???1
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Never ever mount a btrfs sparse file (-o compression-force) to /var/lib/docker.
- 70% space usage 😀
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@siljamicke is the best co-worker I've had. A constant learner with a curious mind which force you to stay on top of things and develop yourself. Cheers buddy :)2
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Would it make sense in order to regulate AI to force companies to publish the dataset they used to train a specific model?6
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What do you do when you wake up feeling that you don't want to work today, and you don't have any clear reason for that, you force yourself to go or you take day off, and why?1
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Dear Dark Side #4
Purge Hotkey extremists:
Swap Undo with Force Push
Swap Reformat Code with Delete File
Check all dialogue boxes to Don't show this again.3 -
Hey dude, don't try to sneak a random piece of design in this project then force eng and product to argue wtf. We'll do whatever the company wants and y'all agree to, but seriously fuck that drama.
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I just picked up a hobby project which I hadn't worked on in a while and started doing some major refactoring. However, I forgot to pull before I started and didn't realize that I made some updates on a different pc. Then as I wanted to push a ton of changes I noticed... I didn't even attempt to merge because it was one giant pile of shit conflicts - and I didn't remember what changes I had made earlier. So I decided to say fuck it and
$ git force --push
Feels *so* much better than pulling my hair out over conflicts :P2 -
Just force rebooted a NFC debit Card Reader because my sports Card was behind it haha, dang they boot fast
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Being a modern day sorcerer, capable of building exotic creations through sheer force of will, constantly learning and advancing the craft
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Wooow, Windows just crashed my touchpad and USB drivers to force me to reboot, woow... Unbelievable... Peice of shit
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My fingers travel a little bit too much on the keyboard.
I think I may get an Ergodox-ez and fix this by force!1 -
there were no less than 30 flyovers today (technically yesterday) from pilots-in-training at the local air force base. Is there some massive influx of air force pilots recently?5
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Don't fucking force your skewed rationale into a forum app.
Source: http://en.miui.com/forum.php/...
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What keeps you motivated about learning new coding language / technology? I learn something but then get distracted by either some movies or anime or something else. What's your driving force?9
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When I lose motivation I either try to do other things or just sit it out while trying to force myself to work on projects, sadly it doesn't work sometimes
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How to force a reboot without being rude:
"click 'no' to reboot now, otherwise click 'yes' to manually reboot later." -
These days I get all my funny from DevRant. Maybe my calling is to translate rants into consumable for the millions of non-initiated out there😂😂. The force is within me
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So some voicemail systems let you press * to attempt to enter a pin to access the whole inbox. I bet you could even brute force it, as there are only 1000 possible pins.
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Class-action started against Microsoft and GitHub Copilot
Please don't fine them, just force any code written with Copilot to be released under GPL6 -
For some reason viber decides to update its self without asking!!!! And now I have to accept their new terms and conditions???? Why did you force update your product in MY machine without asking first????2
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Seems like the company is going through some trouble. The sheer anxiety of having to deal with recruiters and interviews if it kicks the bucket gives me the shivers. Made me force myself into overtime.3
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I have returned to work in one of the best places where I have worked but one of the few things that I hate is that they force me to use Win104
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If you have to "force" code to do your bidding, your idea on how this should work might not be the best one. Sit back and reconsider.
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How can you know my mood? Check my git commands. Am I using `git push -u origin SQUAD-feature-branch --force-with-lease` or `git push -f`?4
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http://www.gravityforce20.com
Remember Gravity Force on Amiga? They've released an anniversary version for almost all platforms! Global highscore list 'n all. One of the best multi-player games ever, but not yet that many players online. Download to your phone or comp and join me for a dogfight or two!
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You can lead a horse to water. You can even tie it down and force water down it's throat, but you can't stop it from vomiting all of the water immediately afterwards.1
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I'll add Jamie Zawinski to the list as well. He was the main driving force of the creation of Mozilla, and is also the creator of XScreenSaver.
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People complaining about people pushing to master branch directly: can't you actually protect master from force pushes and have each PR reviewed? Why is that so difficult to understand?3
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So leadership comes and goes but engineers remain, stuck repeating the same tasks over and over. Companies seem to forget their own experiments. How can we force that info to get retained between PMs and leadership?2
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How do you protect your team's git remotes?
We tend to protect the master and stage branch from force pushing and only allow merging pull requests after successfull recent tests and successfull review by someone with proper permissions. Depending on the project the Dev branch is only protected from force pushing though. All other branches are free to handle however wanted.
We recently had someone do a "git push -f --mirror" without understanding the command. Quick reminder what that does: it mirrors all your local branches to the remote so that the remote will be a mirror of your local repo. Branches that exist on remote but not on your machine will be removed from the remote.
A then needed to work from B's feature branch but of course that was gone... So while the idiot didn't fuck up our protected branches he still fucked over other people's workflow with that.
Is there an alternative to outright blocking force pushes which could have prevented that (except force pushing intelligence into his brain)?7 -
what kind of amazes me is rather than force the world to be better someone has been actively forcing the world to be worse and more empty and evil.10
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Looking into the future to see which features user actually use and which decisions really bite us in the ass.
Alternatively: Force Choke (for reasons). 🤗 -
QA to Android Dev : "the app just force closed"
Android Dev : giving a Darth Vader look pretending to use the force.
QA : "won't work on me, i have the FORCE CLOSE" -
Choose tools that fit the task, don't force your task to fit the tools. Don't be afraid to leave your comfort zone, because for a good mechanic every screwdriver is useful.
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streaming media is evil because it doesn't force people to go to each others houses anymore because they have the movie you couldn't afford or didn't want to rent or buy1
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Me love bcp to gcp. Now all me want to do is bcp everywhere all da time. I sound like jar jar binks. May da force be wid ya Mesa.
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I am creating a Facebook brute force software... Everything is perfect until it reaches the code that reads the password list.. Then it says no module found for read line!
Python language4 -
Nothing interesting to work on. Weird problems from others trying to force a bad solution to a problem. I just want to go home and finish Westworld!1
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That moment when windows 10 force you to download again a huge file because it has to update and shut down -_- ( p.s : 1Mbps download speed )
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@dfox I actually thought I could force touch, on my iPhone 6S/7 to upvote. No? Feature coming soon? Great! Can't wait! 🤓1
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Edit fields that use system foreground color, but force a white background. Light grey on white thank-you-very-much 😡2
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Did any of you have found a viable and reliable email hoster for custom domains that doesn't force you to transfer your domain(just setup the DNS records properly)?
And that can make programmatically possible write emails?13 -
!rant
++gangcode
The next time that push request is rejected:
Force push that mf.
I mean, you're a boss , right?
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