I hate it when you have non-developer friends because still to this day after 16 years they still ask me what do I do with their stupid confused faces. Bloody muggles.

On point.

Just walked out of work and saw this. What CSS developer has a wage to afford that car.

I spent an entire week debugging my JS Gameboy emulator an year ago.
(The "C" register was read-only for some reason)
Turns out I typed "с" (cyrillic) instead of "c".

Good old Xbox/Windows not getting their percentages correct.

I hate python.

Who thought that creating a language that doesn't provide any backwards compatibility whatsoever without a way of managing versions is a good idea?

my old game had this flow every time a client places an object:

Client A creates a new generic object, and attaches texture paths (yep, global paths are allowed), and... lua code as strings to it.
Client A sends the entire object list to the server
Server receives it, replaces it's own object list
Server copies the entire object list and sends it to all clients
Client A and Client B both receive the object list and replace their versions.
All clients see that the object contains some code as strings
They compile and store it, and then run every frame. UNSANDBOXED.

any client could make all other ones execute any code and i was proud of my idea!

Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?

Because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said, “Lather, rinse, repeat.”

When css gets out of hand...

Hey guys I’m Peter but actually not Peter griffin! Hehehe

What sits on your shoulder and squawks, "Pieces of 7! Pieces of 7!"?

Parrots error.