browsing application source, found this beauty of a method 😶

I ain't got no time 😂😂😂

The effin tech support guys be like 😂👇

In Germany some say
"killer games make one agressive".
Those have never developed for Magento.

hello world

working against a database over a bugged VPN connection, which gives you periodically timeouts, after the request takes 15 minutes 😑

copying field data from one table to another,

wondering why the execution takes so long,

since your copying only data from three rows,

realising you forgot the WHERE clause in the SQL while working on a live database and overwriting all data with the last statement 😨

FUCK SAP HANA!

There, that's my rant, fuck that shit

Maintaining a C# .Net application as a Java developer
with a 30k line auto generated soap service.
Where each service gets its own objects...

the moment you realise:
you blasted a quarter of your mobile quota instead using your wlan while browsing YouTube. 😣

On my first job I was assigned to an Angular 1 project that nobody was working on anymore. After two weeks of pestering the people that worked on it I finally figured out that mess of a code and started fixing bugs. It sucked working alone but I escaped eventually...

Has anyone ever tried to export a table in SAP HANA to csv format? Unfortunately, we are not allowed to access our SAP HANA environment directly from our development laptop (the SAP environment is a production environment, of course we don't have a develop or test environment nor does anyone feel the need to create one), so we need to email ourselves a csv file with the data we need to develop our models in python (I'm not kidding).

Anyhow, among other things, I need to manually add column names in the file, some columns are quoted, some are not, I cannot choose my delimiter, ...

Is this vendor lock-in the year 2023?

trying for three hours to understand why an error occurs. adding one log statement. reloading. everything works... 😡

Guess one thing that is common between humans and your email domain?

They both require good reputation to survive :P

So last year we started off with an IOT smart home project combined with SAP HANA, everything went well with the hardware side of it. Wired up everything and functioning smooth as butter. When we try to connect to the HANA cloud db to store sensor data... we find out that Arduino isn't supported. A big FML!!

Guys, is it a bad idea to have your first internship in Perl writing some HANA database? The money's really good and I don't have anything better going on..

Thanks mobile provider for selling me a 4G card but having the same time a over used network...

How would you approach optimizing a web application for performance, considering factors like page load speed, responsiveness, and overall user experience?

Im working as a software testing engineer with 2years of experience, I want to change my domain...I have some options infront of me..like Data Science, SAP HANA, Android app development, Full stack developer..I'm at intermediate level in java programming...please guide me to pick one from them