Writing script to handle fan speed now.

Jep, that's one way to handle this...

thats how I will handle IE support in the future ^^

Similar with pluses on devRant

TFW trying to delete something, but some random background program has a unclosed handle on it

But how many BYTES can it handle?

Best way to handle exception!

This project manager, man....

> Sends email to a client "Dear Ms X, here's your password for the Jira board: [...] Please handle it with care and keep it secret."
> Email goes out to 5 people.

Working alone is great. You won't have to deal with others shit coding and others won't have to handle your shit coding.

Code free, code alone!

16 GB RAM and my IntelliJ can't handle a gradle refresh.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

* googles how to handle fame *

Biggest scaling challenge?
The imaginary scaling issues from clients.

Client : How do you cope with data that's a billion times bigger than our current data set? Can you handle that? How much longer will it take to access some data then?

I could then give a speech about optimizing internal data structures and access algorithms that work with O(log n) complexity, but that wouldn't help, non-tech people will not understand that.
And telling someone, the system will be outdated and hopefully been replaced when that amount of data is reached, would be misinterpreted as "Our system can not handle it".

So the usual answer is: "No problem, our algorithms are optimized so they can handle any amount of data"

Best way to handle exceptions..

I guess my stalker finally decided to show herself.
Ddg *how to handle fame*

This is how I handle bad requests.

Reviewer: your pr has unit tests
Me: yes
Reviewer: well, we never had unit tests, this is kind of an issue, not sure how to handle this right now

return "LOL"

*1 week into dream job*

Me: I need to communicate this variable to a script running in another thread, how do you normally handle that?

My Lead: oh, just add it as a global variable

Me: oh no...

Me: So how do you handle conflict
Candidate: I use git kraken to highlight my conflicts and walk through them one by one

Probably the most developer answer i've ever heard hahaha

Lol, someone forked my abandoned-udemy course project

The best part of rebuilding your code is discovering better ways to handle almost everything

* Googles how to handle fame *

Am I the only one who's mentally disabled because of the hot weather?

The best way to handle stress.

Business: You should handle errors everywhere
Previous devs: Okay

I saw someone handle redirect on every anchor link on server side. Yes, they handle onclick on serverside and then decide where to redirect. No they don’t use href or any sort that’s stated on the HTML. And this guy is my senior.

My favorite phrase to say on Friday’s.

“Sure I’ll handle that...on Monday!”

That first world problems moment when your desk can hardly handle handle the load of your monitor arm after you've put up a new monitor and you realize that three more monitors will be mounted soon.

😬😧😅

When your pc can't handle the game you're making :/

I think this might be too much to handle for a js newbie 😉

* wakes up to 26++s on devRant Post *

Me: * Googles how to handle fame *

When you're in Word and press CTRL+P to search for a segment in the document...

Or press CTRL+F5 on Sublime Text

Or press CTRL+S in the browser...

My brain can't handle this...

Perhaps there should be monthly presentations on how to correctly use and handle the toilet.

Found a comment in the code today:

/*
* Method: Import
* Purpose: Handle all the export
*/

You run a bank with over 10million customers and can't​ handle a nullpointerexception error.And java ssly.

Seriously? Why choose xml rather than json? json is easier to handle people!

Seems like they didn't properly handle the case for when the product isn't in their database anymore.

A: You are a sick bastard!
Me: No, I'm a linux user!
A: so what?
Me: viruses can't handle me

Thank you, @dfox. Now I can handle all this stress easily!

My fiancée's grandfather calls his cellphone a "jukebox". I can't handle this.

My country just changed its time zone from UTC+3 to UTC+2.
Now I have to change the server to handle requests correctly!
PS. Probably tomorrow will be a big chaos for everyone!

Oh for fuck sake android studio... Really?

You can't handle whitespace in a directory...

Handle all exceptions with
catch(Exception ex)

If a program says that an unknown error occurred. It probably means, that the programmer was too lazy to handle an exception.

How some of our country's government websites handle responsive web design:

"Best viewed in Internet Explorer 5.x or higher in 1024 x 768 resolution"

Fellow dev complaining about server.

Me: My servers could handle the 10x traffic. If they weren't busy apologising for your shit codebase !

*First Rant btw*

Being a user, u watch your processor handle things...! 😪

Become a superuser 🤓

Processor watches you handle everything 😎

Better investigate before flying off the handle!

Just found a
catch {
// TODO: correctly handle exceptions
}

In production code.

I like how (almost) everybody is positive about the layout/design change here, whenever any site changes even the slightest all my non-tech-friends lose their shit because normal people can't handle change.

I signed up to devRant with the same handle I use everywhere (firstName+lastName).toLowerCase() and now I feel like I can't really rant here, cause you never know who might read it...

This is what happens when you make style more important than function.

Pop quiz: when you lift the handle, what temperature water do you expect to come out? (This isn’t a trick question; assume you have an awesome water heater with instant warm-up time)

“Hot,” you might say, because the “H” is pointed towards you and aligned with the faucet.

“Cold,” you might say, because the handle is turned in the direction of the “C”.

There wouldn’t be any ambiguity if the H/C markings were on an immobile part of the fixture so that the relative position of the handle made the answer obvious.

(If you instinctively answered “cold” then congrats this is the perfect faucet for you.)

Guys, i found it, the peak of modern technology. This usb cable can be inserted either way and it works (and it's not usb c) . I don't know how does it handle inverse polarity but it works !

I hate when shit that is irrelevant and has 0 value makes it to news sites.

For example, TechCrunch today: Former FBI Director James Come changes Twitter handle". Ok? I give literally 0 fucks because guess what: HIM CHANGING HIS FUCKING TWITTER HANDLE DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. THIS ISN'T FUCKING NEWS. IT'S FUCKING GOSSIP.

Whe you build a backend service that handled 50k concurrent users. But you are forced to integrate this third party service which can handle 500 concurrent users.

Cannot handle this amount of tags...

I'm about to change my setup to run pihole on this new RPi Zero W. Hopefully it has enough power to handle it.

Don’t worry about AI, Siri can’t even handle a simple calendar...

90%+ of production issues are caused by developers believing production machines are magic and have unlimited resources so can handle any shit code they write

At an expensive Apache Spark training class. For hands on portion you use their system. When everyone logged on, their system couldn't handle the load. First they blamed the hotel wifi (even though every other site was running perfectly) and then they blamed AWS. It's clearly an issue with their system. It's ridiculous to not be honest with a room full of developers who know what's up.

Not sure how other developers handle this but I just had a break down and do not want to see another piece of code for at least a week :/

You used Node and Mongo to handle highly concurrent financial transactions. What where you thinking.

My custom rom (android) is so unstable, it even can't handle devrants double tap upvoting...

Freelance web devs:

How do you handle pricing? By page or by hour? What's your rates?

I see loads of students here.. and loads of freelancers and startup joiners.. all varieties...but one.. Anyone has a 'normal' 9-5 or sth (dev) work? Does that even exist?! Anyone stands up when the 8h are up and can leave the work behind?
I can't.. even when I leave the office I have algos & code stuck in my head..trying to solve the problem I worked on..

How do you handle non dev life? Is there anything left in a day?
I usually work monday-friday on avg 9h/day and have no idea how to manage not being fucked up at the end of the week. :\ I am trying to get back climbing, but usually I am just soooooo tiiiiireeeeeed after work.. I wanna sleep but when I close my eyes I see the code.. at least one core still left working..

Coda. Worst IDE ever. Do I have to say we have to handle versionning with Dropbox ?

Does anyone know an extension or library that helps determine if a co-worker is into me?

Or how to handle such inputs

I keep getting a fatal error: call to undefined function

Are you able to handle programming while high?

Thought I was getting a handle on this whole programming thing....started reading The Art of Computer Programming by Knuth....feel deeply ashamed of my knowledge (or lack of)...superiority complex increasing with every page.

After days of sitting, coding, my back aches like f*ck. How do you guys handle this?

When the company spamming is also the service provider but fails to gracefully handle requests on their service 😒

After seeing this somewhere I now believe that even companies worth billions of dollars don't handle all their errors in production.

I'm a guy and when the migraine hits me I feel like crying. Is it normal for a guy to cry, coz I'm not able to handle this pain.

How would you handle a noob who hasn't committed in weeks and when he does, gets like a million conflicts.

Any devs hitting the gym here? I started yesterday and when I came back home, I I was so tired that I couldn't write a single line of code. I don't know how I will handle both.

Sometimes I feel like I should handle my frameworks like Trump handles America.
No foreign code.

But then again.. Teaching my co-workers is better than just blaming them.

I received this from a recruiter. I can't handle the number of syntax errors. Who is it a appealing to :/

When smart phones can't handle daylight savings 😂

hmm I just slip into a depressive phase because of my workplace 😐 I can't handle the pressure somehow.. I think I am a bad teamlead, I am not made for this

FUCKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKK
everything mounted, was going to connect Z and motor...
And the fucking X stepper isn't working...
The plastic piece that made the steps is overused and can't handle the weight :(

If you want to edit large text files, I found out that JOE will handle 1GB+.

Yay for 28 year old software.

Was hired as an intern, paid me the minimum wage, had to independently handle 3 large scale projects. Got to learn A LOT but was not paid enough.

Someone just followed me on github, I don't know how to handle the fame 😱

An interesting way to handle errors......

The client: Product looks great! However there's one additional change...
Boss: Sure! My dev can handle it
Me:

Seriously, fuck Xcode up the ass with a hot poker. What a piece of shit. It can’t even handle graphics as well as MacDraw circa 1989

Just finished another conference call. Broken voices, confusing accents and awkward silences. How do you guys handle it?

I'm the only developer here. I'm also pretty bad.

I can't handle all this responsibility, every single fuck up will be my fault.

Just learned the previous dev team thought a db column with a value of NULL or "Y" was a great way to handle boolean values.

Why can't chrome and Firefox ever handle css the same?

I recently started going super minimal. My attention span can't handle multiple monitors.

“In 15 years, do you see X still being there? No? Then fuck it” - my manager on how to handle “important” decisions

If you only pay your junior web developer $11/hour to handle projects by themselves, what kind of quality of work do you expect to have?

fastlane: we can’t handle Xcode’s Automatic codesign
Me: OK, I’ll setup match, as you suggested

...many hours passed...

fastlane: NO
Me:

When you wanna lunch a product and all domains with good names are taken; and when you find a good domain, the twitter handle is taken by an egg!!

How do you handle narcissist managers?

Who look at you not as human beeing but as a thing to exploit for personal gain? Sure there's the business side (capitalism) but the human side of it bothers me.

Haven't found any catch block that has anything other than:
// TODO Handle Exception

Bring my stress ball to work.
It keeps rolling on the floor, so I have to chase it around.😿
How can you guys handle this bad boy

that feeling when everything isnt responding anymore so i thought task manager could handle it..... turns out task manager is like everything else....

Task Manager (not responding)

A centralised "music on hold" system. Powered by a PHP web service, and a raspberry pi in each clients office(s) to handle the "player". Essentially a distributed DJ system.

dear deutsche bahn developers: please review you handling for dynamic contents width. yours sincerely

ps. riding in a full train and not enough space to handle my computer is boring.

Something I hate in .NET: It wants to take care of different decimal seperators in different countries.
No .NET, I would handle this myself anyway :(

Breathe
Identify the problem
Tea break
Consider your options
Handle it

Today some random highschool guy who i barely knew tried to convince me to build for him his "billion dollar" social app while he handles the business side. I burnt that crap with eternal holy fire before he even finished that sentence!

How to handle fucking management assholes playing politics in office. Always there to take credit of the job they haven't done.
Really pissed off !!!

Have you ever lived in an apartment with a French balcony, on the first floor, WITH A FUCKING HANDLE ON THE OUTSIDE?

When your wireless router can handle about "300 speed"...

Hey look what I found in the supermarket.
Java Java so much Java!!!
I can’t handle this.

So now Github has their project feature and Bitbucket has integrated Trello [beta].

Any of you guys using those features?

How do you handle your ToDos/tasks?

When your searching for something so off the wall Google doesn't know how to handle it.

Our invoice report crushed because someone paste an invalid character which devExpress couldn’t handle.
I told boss we should trim and run regexp test for all string input.
Got rejected.
Why?!?!?!🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️

Today we learned:

Don't run a backup integrity check on terabytes of data in multiple jobs your cpu can't handle.

And i cannot abort the process...

Guess i have to go outside, in the cold, brrrr.

Should I trust these guys with my money?
They can not even handle their CSS

Core Thread[20741]: segfault at 0 ip 0000000000000000 sp 00007faacbff7e98 error 14 in spotify

Dude, please handle being not able to open an audio output... :(

In the 10th circle of Hell, we find those developers whose UI components move just as you're about to click/tap them.

Amongst other things, these accursed souls find that, when they go to sit down on the bog, a millisecond before their arse makes contact, the whole bathroom inexplicably moves 14 inches to the left so they actually sit on the handle of the brush.

Or they go to open a door, and just as their fingers are about to touch the handle, the handle is magically replaced by a live wolverine.

i7, 8GB RAM with 2GB nvidia graphics couldn't handle the training of neural net on a google text corpus! -.-"
I'm just watching it train, nothing to do! oh but wait,I can rant! 😃😃

!rant Eeeeeeeeee!!!! The interpreter can now handle floats and integers! And accept the power operator! And modulo! (Sorry, absurdly excited)

Visual Studio. Sure it's got it's quirks and bugs but it can handle pretty much anything you'd want to develop.

Currently got a designer blatantly trying to discredit me 😬

Always trying to prove I don’t understand what I’m on about luckily 😏 I do

How do you handle someone like this?

She’s always bitchy on the phone

Ability to handle context switching (jumping between tasks and interruptions) like it didn't even happen.

Which Linux distro can handle 4k well? I was a bit disappointed with Mint and elementaryOS

"Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?"

How does one handle stress? I’ve got way too much on my plate... I’ve never puked before due to stress and anxiety until recently.

i hate how android handle the device rotation, killing the current activity and opening a new one with different layout

How do you handle working in a place with people when you're anxious and awkward af.

What a crappy unreliable way to handle issues during software update. App name is Mi Fit.

This is what you get when you buy 30$ smart bands. Keep trying until your update is successful.

Once again, I have bitten off more than I can chew. Agreed and agreed on every side project that came along and now I have so many at once I can’t handle

How the hell some devs are releasing to production before passing to QA, Alpha testing, staging at least handle all type of errors and hide your API Keys.

Fuck API that can't handle asynchronous operations!

Google : " LXLE is a lightweight distro, with a focus on visual aesthetics."
Me : Light and visual aesthetics , my laptop can handle it
*me downloading it and starting to use it
My laptop fan : bbrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Meanwhile pinterest was throwing this error and is expecting the user to catch/handle the error! Lol

Have programmed process control machines to handle nuclear waste, motion control, welding, tank inspection, joysticks, and more...

Never learned to program my VCR...

When an engineer has to handle a flower

The best way to handle those JavaScript errors!

Awkward, but the only possible way.
Either I didnt figure it out or shame at Apple, this is not a good way to handle this.

Not my hack but one I've seen hundreds of times:

Thread.sleep() because you don't know how to handle async calls

An application requiring lots of servers to handle the workload is not the problem.

The problem is an application that cannot handle workload no matter how many servers you throw at it.

Tester:

Adding 6 parents & 16 siblings breaks the application. Please handle this scenario....

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

still the most humiliating thing in the world is being interviewed by someone half your age for a job that is beneath you and being expected to answer their cookie cutter questions.

'how would you handle this'... well. first I'd start by putting my cock up their ass, and then when they said ow, i'd ask what was the matter....

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'D HANDLE IT ! JESUS CHRIST !

I must be some kind of retard to think that a fallback font would actually handle the characters not handled by the previous fonts.

I hate configuring fonts so fucking much

There should be a course on how to handle clients/managers for designers and developers
:/

Newbie here, how long did it take you to get a good handle in the language you code in (that pays your bills)?

Despite the fact that its 2016, Visual Studio still can't seem to handle filepaths greater than 255 characters...

I didnt. Programming learned how to handle me.

Guy wrote a whole ass thread explaining how to fix it and its not a big issue but the manchild elon musk's ego couldn't handle being wrong so he fired him

Worst practice -- our application isn't built to properly handle threads and I just added a Sleep statement to wait for the backend process to replicate its data. I feel so guilty and dirty.

I was given two lists of values in an excel spreadsheet and I needed to compare/find duplicates. I wrote some JavaScript to handle it. I don't know how to use fucking Excel.

Customers don't know what they want... How do you handle them?

Waiting on a baby girl in a few weeks from today! Excited! Scared!
Any other future/current dads with babies with tips on how to handle a work from home with a baby?

I'm quite shocked today after receiving an email which acknowledges me with so much respect that I cannot handle, I mean this has never happened in my entire life, I can't even handle it

I have absolutely no respect for developers who can't properly touch-type.

You don't see many cooks who don't know how to handle a knife, do you?

I have a project idea:
Web app that will automatically generate random like-a-facebook project ideas that will handle the buisness side and automatically post that offer on multiple forums, linkedin and send email with it. All using AI, Nural Networks, Big Data and VR.

Seriously, once fucking more some african or indian guy messages me to work for his awesome "its like a facebook but different" idea where he needs "just backend, frontend and mobile apps" and that he will just "handle the rest" and that "have no money now but after I sign a NDA he will give me some shares", I am gonna find him and shit on his head. Monday did not even ended yet and I already read 9 "offers" like this on my mail and facebook, only one guy white, rest indians or africans.

Why are then people suprised that we consider black and indian devs as a fucking joke 90% of the time. I have a indian dev friend and he could not find a dev job for 2 months, because everyone would rather work with less skilled asian / white guy than indian / black guy. This is not about racism, but about those retards that are acting like idiots. Hope I did not offend anyone (unless you do shit like this, then, please just smash your keyboard over your head).

Words like AI and neural networks are used just to lure the investors to our gofundme campain and steal their money after 2 years of silence.

squished a particularly pesky bug before lunch now I feel like I should just leave on a high note and let Monday me handle the unexpected features I've undoubtedly created

There's a @Letmecode since 29 Dec, 2016, afaik he changed his handle to @Alexdelarge a month ago
If at all that account existed, the username wouldn't have been available.

If you apply for a job advertising 35,000-45,000 and get offered 26,000 how would you handle it? If you meet the requirements and pass there test.

* package-lock.json * merge conflict

ME: fuck fuck fuck, C-s I-Search: HEAD
ME: this shit is much i can't handle it, fuck

ME: rm package-lock.json ; npm install

Well, ok then...
Chrome cant even handle this.

What a day we are testing a system which was supposed to handle 10 maybe twenty user to handle 12k users.
And i am being lectured this system is using way more resources as it is supposed to be 😔. At design time the same people just wanted to save time.

Has anyone ever deployed something to production and it had to get rolled back due to bugs? How did you handle that?

Taking college summer courses for the first time ever. I hope I can handle the load; at least they don't overlap.

FFS!
Handle your own support tickets instead of just passing them on to me.

Is it sane or practical to write C programs on PAPER dealing with processes and child processes that handle files and other processes and sh*t?

I don't know 😐

So ... Finally receiving notifications on iOS through firebase, now to handle them correctly ...

Great. Hard drive dying on our server. Thankfully since I rebuilt the RAID, now I can handle a short then failure on a raid 10... Ugh. Stupid cheap drives.

How do you handle your existential dread?

How big guys handle humor

When this development rush nightmare started in october, I thought I could handle it until January.
Now, I just don't know how without destroying myself.
This is one of these important things one should to learn.

Is it worth it to get into python if you can handle c# and java?

I can't handle the three projects a week I have in my school, I made like 60 hours of work last week. How do you do guys?!

I keep forgetting to design for the failure path, so my product is an accurate depiction of society, where everybody has a convenient excuse to not handle issues and the slightest problem ends up collapsing everything.

;-) this is "find a store" page of an International ISP.
they cannot even handle their google api keys.
how they can handle my data.

How do you test unreachable code or part that is considered an edge case?

For example I catch exceptions in case IO failed and data was not written on database, but that only happens if hardware failure, or no disk space left, how do I mimic that?

I also have unreachable code for example, in one layer I fetch data (lets call it function x) and always return success result unless item not found I throw KeyNotFound exception. But in the calling function I handle the case of Status == Failed
Just in-case in the future I change function x and start returning failed status, so my logic already written but never reachable

"The best predictor for a software engineer's career trajectory is grit, the ability to handle discomfort, and operate in a perpetual state of uncertainty." -- Gunnar Kudrjavets.

If I have to create an entire class just to handle key expectations and type errors from your api, just know I want to waterboard you. <3

How do you guys handle authentication and administration pages in your applications?

The moment, when a "vr ready" alienware laptop (which is crap, because alienware is crap) cant handle a selfmade vr game made with unity3d...

Can you suggest any good methods to handle stress/anxity/burned out ???

How to handle the "I know better than you but haven't written a line of code in years" - SW-architect?

Please advice a good laptop that can handle Machine Learning and Android Studio.

We. want. stack traces!
When do we want them?
When we catch exceptions that we don’t know how to handle!

How do i handle code review as a junior developer?
I understand its need and I don't want to skip it.
But I feel under confident after code review when my mistakes are pointed out. They always seem so trivial and wonder how did I even miss them. How should I handle such situations? And how do I improve from here?

Merging one git branch into another when it conflicts an added line or function.

Like really? You can't handle ONE LINE being added?

Today I learned Safari doesn't handle negative z-index, at least not on the video tag. Fun.

Factory girl fucked my test, I should have learnt to handle her first.

Did you know Swift can't handle generics over protocols (interfaces)? Me either until just now. 😣

The hostel wifi's captive portal has huge images and super slow JS, Kindle can't handle that. Welcome to 2017

Grandma got her tub handle stuck.. Now water won't turn off... Have to turn off the entire house's water... FML

Fetch API gives CORS error..

Then I use JQuery AJAX request and it works fine...? 😑

Can you even handle CORS requests with Fetch?
🤔

XML and JSON endpoints while forcing Content-Type Text/Plain instead of allowing Web API to handle the serialisation. The f were these devs thinking.

Thanks, devRant, for invaluable lessons on how to handle online harassment. Now I have better chances of not making an internet punching bag out of myself when I’m famous.

How do you handle your tasks? Like do you use Todo list app?

How do your handle your notes and research and snippets?

---

I used to use Standard Notes and then Simple Notes and then now using Joplin to save notes and important information.

I am testing out Everdo for my daily Todo list app. I have tried lots of Todo apps but none of them satisfied me (or maybe I'm just not good at doing tasks).

Then suddenly my boss wants me to handle servers and the environment etc... can anybody suggest me some site tutorials about Docker, Dockerhub, Celery and RabbitMQ?

Just got myself into Slack
My laptop is trying to handle the desktop app when im also working ... well ..
Sometimes the whole laptop stops responding

Is it just me?

How do you handle 2fa authorization on GitHub?

Learning to handle JSON with JavaScript and PHP 🙃

I am building a Django app where a function needs to be called asynchronously. I need to handle any interruptions like loss of internet connectivity during that time. How do I achieve this? Can anyone help?