Stop f*cking calling me minority or part of a underrepresented group. Yeah I noticed I am one of the only women on a conference. I DONT CARE, I AM A PROGRAMMER NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Hire me for my work, not because you want you company to be more diverse.

I just noticed my file is named home.less
Poor

I noticed that urban dictionary didn't have a definition for devRant.

So I posted one.

And it got rejected ):

*Bawls like a baby*

To the four people who will read this, if you're remotely close to being interested, let me know, I'll post it here.

After moving to SSD I noticed I'm too slow for my computer. When it finishes working I can feel it asking me "you done thinking m8?"

While helping my son with his C++ homework I noticed there was an actual shit ton of warnings in the teacher's code.

I'm beginning to think there is some merit in the maxim, "He who can does. He who cannot, teaches."

Uhheesh.

I just noticed that the UI theme picked by the client it's almost the same theme as Pornhub.

I just noticed I'm programing while wearing a black hoodie, using vim.
I hope nobody uses me for making shitty stock-photos.

I am really sorry to inform you guys that I fucked up the notifications of v1.3.1. You might not have noticed it but it doesn't update the notifications correctly sometimes.

I would urge the existing users to update the app to v1.3.3 which is the most stable version right now.

So this happened today. I'm bad at remembering names so I always have to ask again.

for($i=0;$i<15;$i++)
{
Me: what was your name again?
Client: well, it still IS {name}. I'm still alive, you know.
😅😰
}

Colleagues noticed it as well 😅

I never even noticed this thing but it's handy xD

I noticed that I frequently notice patterns in my ++ count
I may have a slight obsession with numbers. There are too many screenshots with numbers in my gallery
This is also kind of an evolution of my avatar and my ++ count

We were four.

I setup a git repo, invited everyone and started coding. After a week I noticed I still was the only contributor.

Turned out they had their own code base in Dropbox. :/

I only just noticed this is on the git man page :P

Ok so I've noticed we have a small setup "pissin contest" so my di... I mean setup is that big ;)

Just figured out that a server configuration I made about 3 months ago resulted in one of our main sites being offline.

No one fucking noticed it.
For 3 fucking months.
Amen.

Started learning C++, coming from Python.

Just spent ~25 minutes searching for a problem - My code wasn't working like I expected.

Problem: Didn't compiled the program, kept running old code, didn't noticed

Dabbling in 3D modeling, I noticed the top of one of these fireworks has polygons visible while the others are shaded smoothly. Good job, Clash of Clans...

I noticed people using hashtags in rants. # really? We should use //

//theneworder

Completely losing my shit over a 'class Predis\Autoloader already defined' error.

Just noticed that I already created the object five lines up

How fucking retarded am I?! I mean, I've been debugging this for a WHOLE FUCKING HOUR.

Let's just blame it on the alcohol 😅

Something is not working with PTR DNS records right now.

It's getting really frustrating and I'm starting to DuckDuckGo the issue.

Just noticed that I typed this:

"how to setup a fucking ptr record".

I didn't type the 'fucking' intentionally.

😆😅

So I just started to use devRant on browser and noticed it shows the whole text from a rant, instead of putting read more just like the one on phone. Created a script for that thanks to @JoshBent

!rant
This I met somebody on the train that is following the education for Quantum Physics.

After a bit of talk, I noticed he looked like he could be 24 and 50 at the same time...

Well that's some dedication

I just noticed the huge amount of Germans on this platform. Gather together, my fellow Schnitzels! 🍻

I just noticed this...

Today, I interviewed a candidate for an entry position. I noticed our job post had a requirement of 30+ years of experience in C++.

I fixed it to "Basic implementation skill in C++".

Fun fact is that I only noticed the 666 rant count AFTER changing my avatars gender for fun/trolling!

Noticed friends smartphone was unlocked & Felt like pulling a prank, so I installed edge and set it as default.

#JustMenThings.
!dev
I just noticed that when you do The Nod™ to other men, you nod up if you know the person and you nod down if they are strangers.

Someone who noticed that I do programming as a hobby and therefore set harder work for me in class. He also encourages my side projects and at the moment is helping me build a native app for the school :)

I just noticed programmers can cite Shakespeare in 1 character.
"To be or not to be..." = 2b|!2b = true = 1

Only now just noticed the 18:9 aspect ratio is just 2:1 and now I feel really stupid for trying to work out some sprite dimensions...

Looking around the directory, i noticed these log files.
He sure have a rough time testing it.

Apologies if my work station is running on Windows.

I just noticed a new button in IE... when did that get there?

Recruiters now a-days :
Recruiter : I noticed you have java script experience on your resume, we’re looking for a junior Java developer with 7 years of experience

Me : -_____________-

I hate bullshit metrics, they are everywhere.

- 90% unlimited downloads (not unlimited then is it, dickface)
- you are 53% more likely to be noticed with a pro account (yeah, because you fucked with the algorithms)

I just noticed this in silicon valley season 2, during the porn transfer. Clever reference to 2g1c. 🤣

dfoxy, you may have noticed someone being stupid with your beautiful API for about a half hour.

I'm sorry, but I won't be making any more bad requests!

...tonight

Once in college I was walking around campus when I noticed that one of the classes were still teaching Fortran to their students as an introductory programming language.

> I noticed you have domains that are not used anywhere, do we need to move them? e.g. domain X?
>> no, they aren't used
*migrate servers and working domains*
>> why did domain X stop working?
> que?

I noticed some users with very high votes and looked at their posts. All of the posts were just positive statements. Let me try. "I think computers are wonderful. It's so exciting to build out the ideas of my dreams and help others."

Just noticed that I've been swapping the error and success messages for the past hour.... Yeah I should really go to bed now..

Started with PHP about one month ago, and one of the first facts I noticed is that this language it's fucking violent!
die, explode

Just noticed that the Firefox mobile browser plays YouTube video in the background.

I am curious... Bug or feature

Bought myself a Samsung s3 and while choosing what apps I want to receive notifications from, I noticed everything was off by one.

So last night was a Friday. After leaving the gym I noticed a missed call and a voicemail from my client.

Note this was sent at 21:50 on a Friday night.

My client stated they were "rather disappointed" (to use their phrasing) that I didn't answer. There is no contract that I answer out of hours or any issues with their system.

This morning, I noticed my client followed up with an email. It was a single line saying they found some new AWS services they like to talk about (translate: "I've found some new AWS acronyms that sound cool that I wish to talk about for several hours").

Emergency! :)

Seriously, clients, sometimes :(

DevRant - We need polls in this app! , Unless its there somewhere and I haven't noticed.

The other day when I visited a local cafe, I noticed that the bartender's jukebox PC type of thing has Windows XP on it. Not sure if I should visit that cafe any more 🤔

I run kubuntu on my work laptop with various security settings in place. All of my other colleagues run Windows 10.

My manager recently noticed I wasn't running Windows and told me I was a threat to the security of the companies network...

Congrats dude

I noticed that a lot of people are ranting about writing code on paper in the wk92 rant, but that got me thinking: does anyone here write something like "pseudo-code" (or some kind of plan) on paper before they type out their code?

I've noticed a weird bug with the Google Assistant swapping the scores when you ask it about sports.

Check comments for what I mean

Are you a dark theme or light theme kind of person?

I've noticed most devs use dark theme. I think it's interesting. I use light theme though because characters dance around on a dark theme for me.

I decided to make some minimalist icons for my launcher. What do you guys think?
Edit: I just noticed the devrant color is slightly too light. Will fix soon

I just noticed that the new Telegram update supports a dark theme 🙋

Dude picking his brain over my coke. Yes I mean attempting to tickle his brain trough the nose hole.
A piece of nasal excrement landed in my coke and made it go fizz, that was how I noticed.

After my colleague noticed me of this..."feature", I immediately thought I'd ask you all, why is it even implemented then?

"I’ve noticed lately that the paranoid fear of computers becoming intelligent and taking over the world has almost entirely disappeared from the common culture. Near as I can tell, this coincides with the release of MS-DOS." - Larry DeLuca

I think most people are annoyed by the new design of chrome, for all the wrong reasons - I just noticed the TLS indicator lock is now gray when encrypted, giving you the idea of a website being not fully secure imho

In the wk83 rants I noticed that users mostly upvote posts that say "I have no friends" instead of posts that actually talk about the week subject.
Are you envious or what?

Wow..I just noticed that you can upvote a rant by double tapping on it ..just like instagram.. I just started instagram..so noticing it now..

I'm fascinated by the programs in use by stores. I was buying a piece of furniture yesterday and noticed that the employee typed my order using the console. Literally everything - the model, the color, the shipping address...

Alright boys, let me tell you how someone fucked up so hard they got their deployment schedule delayed "indefinitely".

Being security, we get to oversee most deployments, and we especially get to oversee all deployments that are on IT-managed tech. Knowing fullwell about this fact, some dumb motherfuckers woke up and thought to themselves "You know what would be good fun? To piss on security's asshole and then try and ream them up the backside before they notice the piss!"

Well let me tell you, we noticed. And our boss noticed. And his boss noticed. And the CIO noticed. Thus it came down the chain that this particular group of lie-spurting, baseless accusation-leveling group of developers would have their deployments put on hold. How long? "A while."

I have never quite heard my higher-ups this mad before, but damn if i dont share in their enthusiasm to stick it to entitled cunts.

Public class Canadian {
Im a proud Canadian myself;
To bad I hate the cold;
not like it matters anyways;
if(computer.hasWaterCooling()){
window.close();
heater.isActive(true);
}
}

(Ok I started typing this and noticed I was over using semicolons, had to go all the way)

Looking at git blame, I think I broke a feature 8 months ago. Not obviously broken, just one of the data fields is empty in one of our calculations.

I don't know if it's better or worse that nobody noticed...

Did someone noticed that IBM celebrated the International Programmer Day with HTML???
I don't know whether to laugh or cry 😂😭

Not hacking per se, but I noticed an email floating between ISP and director about radius server login details, promptly saved for future reference.

One day noticed someone downloading mucho dataro... Pissed me off, interrupting my video stream.

Logged into radius server, blocked MAC address.

Idk if anyone here noticed.... sudo sounds like 速度 in Chinese, which means quickly. So the every time I use this command I just feel like I'm rushing computer to do something for me

I use Windows at home. Linux at work.

The last couple of days I was "forced" to work in Windows due to the need of Microsoft Word for documentation.

I just noticed today, that when I rebooted and entered Gnome shell again, it felt like coming home.

:)

On the gitlab incident livestream description on youtube I noticed this:

"No, nobody was fired"

Yeah right. They probably beat him, raped him, burned him, crucified him, raped him again. But no there were no firing involved.

i noticed recently a post about putting a browser inside the IDE / Editor.

i was against it, it didn't make sense, but holy fuck is it beautiful and productive to have a tab with a browser inside of it.

In another news. COVID-19 continues to ravage certain places of the world. Most notably India (for right now)

Is there a mathematical correlation between this and the decrease of scam calls asking about your social, vehicle warranties, IRS frauds etc?

A friend mentioned that he has not gotten scam calls in a while now, I noticed this as well. I would normally have vendors contact me daily, vendors with shitty practices and poor sounding accents that insist on them having names such as "Joe" or "Steve". This sucks for India since I believe it is a country with absolutely beautiful cultural heritage and good people. But man, the decrease in scam calls from there is outstanding now.

I slept on my phone.

Like, physically ON my phone.

Now I'm worried it might be broken in ways I haven't noticed yet... 🤦🏻‍♀️

I just noticed that lately, everytime I get a deadline, it's always "for yesterday"...

I keep my laptop clean, stickers are for the bag. Noticed I can email devrant for stickers since my last post got 20+

I accidentally chat this on our general channel on Slack.

"I've noticed you can tell how much a British person likes you based on the amount of insults they give you."

The problem is, minute has passed. How I wish I have the time machine.

Just logged into Google play dev console and noticed an app i made a couple years ago at a conference has 300 downloads and a good rating. I don't care to share the app name though, as it may tarnish the rating if other developers saw it, haha.

I just noticed something... was that there before?

When I was very young, I remember I couldn't remember anyone's name.

I just yelled "HEY!" until the right guy noticed me.

(that was when I was about 5 years old.)

So I was watching this movie "The Foreigner" and suddenly I noticed this scene. "Preparing Automatic Repair" 😂 Leave Real World, It Can't Even Function Properly In Reel World.

Question to our Tor people.

I operate a middle relay myself and I noticed that Nyx (tor monitoring tool) displays a very different throughput (mb/GB a day) than tor itself.

How does that work?

had this wallpaper for a couple of months.

and I noticed this DUDE!

about a moment ago.

Got this as wallpaper and just now i noticed that the output is actually "I CODING"
Since the show_love function is not being called out

My client thinks Internet Explorer is the only Internet Browser in the world. I argued with her for 10 minutes then I noticed she felt a bit stupid. I was afraid she might stop further payment so I said "I was just joking, you can chill now".

Have you noticed that mac users rarely use full screen mode? Its so hard to use that they just leave half sized windows, its so annoying when I have to ask every time if they can make it bigger

I just noticed I didn't say "Hello world!" when I first got on devRant... so...

MessageBox.Show("Hello world! 💙");

we had a very persistent FOUC

So what I quickly did was on page load, hide the DOM
sleep for around 1.5s and show DOM

people never noticed, the page load was always delayed by 1.5s :D

Noticed a rant on here about transactions not redirecting the user back to the previously visited page, on certain sites. Just implemented the functionality to my shitty little project and I currently feel better than the big players.

While working, I suddenly noticed my own reflection on monitor
*starts thinking*
"I should get a haircut"
*starts coding again*
😐

So I noticed people are increasingly putting their preferred pronouns on their social media, email signatures, résumés, etc. I also noticed a certain amount of praise gets ladled onto the ones who are other than their cisgender while heaps of scorn come at those whose pronouns match their apparent gender. Especially if they dare defend an idea that non-cis people are against.

Is this the world we live in now? Or is my little corner of the online world just a non-representative fluke, and non-cis people are actually more tolerant than I’m seeing?

I've noticed when I talk to people I use terms like "true" and "false" a lot. Like "Dude that's totally false". "So true!"
#CantHelpIt💻

It's been three weeks now that „SPRING“ is over and Nerdism won over our interior decorations. Neither wife nor friends and family noticed. But I do. Every morning. This time I made an impact to our decoration. This single time

I just noticed that the about page doesn't go all black. Is it a bug or is it intentionally left that way?

After consecutive days of no sleep for a few weeks I noticed I didn't get my DevRant weekly digest (moment of venting) and couldn't remember if it just hadn't been a week since my last or just a few long days and realized how true this was...

been trying to figure out why the result of a linux service wasn't updating after 30 min i noticed i was calling 'systemctl start service' instead of 'systemctl restart service' FUCK MAH MUTHAFUCKING LIFE 😊

After ranting about the Google play search, I just noticed that devRants tag search is even worse. not even close!

i noticed just know that the scrollbar in Devrant kinda moves like a caterpillar. especially with long posts.

I got a degree in music performance. But at the end of it, I decided that I enjoyed the finer things in life, like having a house and, you know, food.

So I struggled through some entry level jobs until folks noticed I had potential, and a kindly manager paired me with our database developer. The rest is history!

Watching all the StarWars for the first time (to fill in the gaps in my cultural knowledge).

I think Yoda may have had some syncronization issues -- some race conditions in his speech I noticed have.

@dfox
I just noticed that I can't select text from rants or comments on my android phone. I wanted to quote a part of the rant. Is this intentional?

What I've learned working in corporations so far:

1. don't think - escalate.
2. don't do - delegate.

I've noticed I'm using those two lines like my motto or smth of sorts recently. I wonder whether this is for the good or not :think:

I have noticed that even here there are people who need this explained to them, so here you go, you're welcome.

I've noticed I keep getting ++, but my ++ count hasn't changed all morning.

At first thought that some deleted their account or something, but it's been like that despite getting around 20-30++

I noticed this morning that someone switched the keys around on my keyboard. I asked my coworkers about it and they said they did that as a prank went I was out on vacation. That was the first week of August and I just noticed...

Only just noticed that CSS has variables - when the fuck did this happen and where the hell was I when it did!!!!

Why does the 'save image' feature in 'DevRant' Android App take so long? I mean it's just saving the image from ram to storage right.... also the image sizes are pretty small.

Okay just noticed they aren't getting saved anywhere...😅

Me: Did you notice <application> is doing <bug>?
Best co-worker: Hmmm yea, I noticed.
Me: It must be because of <faulty implementation>.
Best co-worker: Yeah, don't worry I'll correct it.
Me: *moves on happily to other things*

Today I noticed that my colleague is using Light Theme and it's pissing me off. I don't know why but I am really obsessed with it since this morning. I don't feel like talking to her now.

Maybe she's trying to torture me. That's so cruel.

@dfox @trogus I just noticed the little "modify" button on comments. Thank you for that :)

I noticed I adopted a method when people just can't answer something simple like "well how long is it going to last?" and then getting an answer like "I don't know", which to I reply "Well, what's the average it lasts?" and they suddenly remember it again, fucking knobs

Oh my God I didn't even noticed I crossed 1000++ in just 2 weeks of newly activated me! Over 400++ in fucking 2 WEEEKKKSS!!!

THANK YOU GUYS I LOVE YOU

I noticed the main dogecoin repo was one star short of a significant milestone. Is it odd to feel honoured to be their 2000th?

When I open rents on web, some of them are backgrounded by very intense colors. When the rant is a little bit long, this becomes harmful for the eyes.

Who else noticed that?

I just noticed that I'm super fucking anxious about whatsapp and such when people take too long to answer.

Although I have to stop looking at my phone every fucking minute (not joking) , people taking 5+ hours to answer is ridiculous too.

I noticed Facebook allowed vim keys navigation, I didn't realise this until I had scrolled through at least half a dozen posts.

I have never noticed before that there is only one letter difference between 'rpm' and 'rm'... Don't ask how do I know now

I just noticed, it seems no one rants much about their work or work mates anymore... Or ever?

Guess I missed the notice...

Came into work with absolutely no sleep. And now after a couple of hours everything around the office looks weird like I've never noticed stuff before.

Or maybe I'm seeing things...

I fucking need sleep.

Never noticed this before, but it fills me with pure joy that I can homebrew another USB port onto my shit.

am I the only one who noticed that devs nowadays have a social life. for example going at the bar, party all night etc. I'm actually jealous.

So i left my job as an android dev earlier (nothing big, just didnt wanna juggle school and work) and as the year started i noticed that somehow i ended up working as an android dev again but this time in c#. There's no escape.

He he he!
Matching software version and vulnerabilities in NIST then exploiting it is not HACKING !

I wanna find new zero day vulnerabilities that no one ever noticed before!!

Anyone noticed the MS Store icon changed to a BEAUTIFUL COLORFUL MS LOGO SHOPPING BAG?

I LOVE IT!

FML / FYMS (F*** YOU MS)

I like finding "the book" for a particular technology. Be it libraries, languages, concepts etc.

I have many for different languages or paradigms. But I noticed that there is one in particular that I do not have something for: CSS

So, my lads, what would you say is THE book in CSS?

My manager told me that when he noticed my male colleague disturbing tasks and helping out juniors, he recommended him for a lead position then proceeded to tell how I am a great mentor and how well my year end goal items were managed.

I have saved my sister's contact number with the nickname. Few days back I've noticed that her surname is automatically added to the nickname. Today I've noticed that her nickname is replaced with her real name in my Android mobile.

When I checked my contact list I noticed that there are 2 contacts, one with nickname, another with her real name.

Is this a new trick Google playing?

I got told I lift my mouse a lot and I noticed, I actually do, does anybody else here lift the mouse to reset to the center of the mousepad, to a more neutral position or to just soften the drag from the cable often?

Anybody else likes stealth games?

Was playing styx yesterday and i noticed that i sit idle for minutes, observing patterns and sketching up the path i will take and then i just execute it. It felt like making an algorithm or training a model.

I just noticed that my hotel room card is a simple, unprotected NFC card that has a whopping 8x8x16=1024 bit allocated. If I had another NFC tag with my I'd be tempted to copy it and play around with it a bit...

Someone once used to auto-format most of our code in his branch. He merged it 4 days long and deleted multiple changes in the trunk doing that. 3 months later I noticed that a few of my changes were just gone.

I use a stand on of of my laptops, so the thing is normally inclined.

Today i just decided to lay it flad and noticed a strange purring sound coming from one of the fans.

I just thought it was funny since I don't recall of a time in which the laptop was not flat

Hey just noticed the app updated... Looks like a pretty big change but pretty nice. one thing though was wondering. How does it decide the length to show?

I see some posts are really long but others are shorter and get the Read More cutoff

!dev

I just noticed the toilet paper at my gym is better than the one at work

I just searched like half an hour for a book.. Then I started tabbing to Google but it wasn't working.. I was a bit shocked when I noticed this was real live.

Noticed another fellow dev vapes. Cool.

"I got Sparkling Grape, what flavour do you got?"

"Its...Azure Cloud...haha"

Haha ... still didn't tell me the flavour though...

I broke prod for 10 seconds, and nobody noticed. Also, why the fuck did the alarms not go off? 🤷‍♂️ 🚨 🙈

I was ranting about overusing classes on python, then I noticed I'm a person that creates new functions for 2-3 lines of codes for no reason..

That moment when you fixed that "unexpected feature" just by adding one line of code.

I wish I had noticed it earlier...

Friend: have you ever noticed this problem X? What if we could...

Me: stop right there, I smell a kickstarter

I finally feel like a proper developer! I was googling something, found a promising thread on Stack Overflow and after going there noticed that it was my own self-answered question from some time ago that unfortunately didn't really answer my current problem.

I committed my credentials and pushed to GitHub once. Took me a week to notice. Luckily it was just a personal project and no one noticed.

Call me an idiot... Yesterday I just installed Arch Linux. Guess what happened?
I formatted my fedora-drive and then noticed I destroyed my bootloader. Please just kill me😫 Anyone had such problems too and maybe could give me some advice how to fix?

Just noticed I have 256 ++'s

FOR THE SAKE OF GOD NO ONE ++ ME

I was devving in the train and was using my hotspot so I could stackoverflow for a bit

Then I noticed my application had start rebuilding, guess where my MBs went 😅

I just noticed there are loads of docker memes out there on the web 😋 amusing

I just noticed: improvised jazz lyrics are to music what lorem ipsum is to user interface design.

Hey I noticed this month devrant++ subscription is $2.12 on Google Play. The usual is $1.99.

Did anyone else notice? did Google start taxing subscriptions? That's sort of cheap of them... They already take a 30% cut and they can't foot the tax bill?

Hmm, just noticed lifelog recognises devrant as communication. Found that intresting for some reason. Also dr is the only "communication" app i use for extended period along with sync for reddit.

Also, its 7.50 in morning, not evening. I am not that lazy.

Anyone else usually WFH on Fridays?

I noticed a lot of other people doing it so I just... quietly started doing it too. My boss is remote so I think it’s okay... at least he hasn’t said anything yet 😏

Ok, now math is starting to make sense and I'm beginning to enjoy it.

Is this a new level of the love of hurting one self or is this the act of enjoyness? Hmmm...

I noticed that I like to "reverse engineer" the formula we have to remember (I don't like remembering without knowing its benefits and reason of existence and it will most likely be forgotten after graduation when I don't find these two attributes of one formula) and I noticed that I am rather old fashioned and like to do it in a complex way instead of the derived ready formula way.

oh shit i hadn't noticed lmfao

this isn't even like... ACTIVE shit, this is just me flipping it on in the back seat when my parents drag me places

I hate how different languages have different date.toString formats...

Just noticed this one...

I just noticed that it seems reading devRant has made me more prone to cursing (when I'm texting)... Is that a good thing or a thing?

Had a fine day, but all of a sudden existential dread kicked in.

Then I noticed a bug right next to me, got a sheet of paper and let it out. Thanks for lifting my spirits

I have noticed this lately that majority of the time when I talk about something, people thing that I'm being sarcastic.

I don't know what went wrong. It must be them not me.

That one meeting where I passed for a couple seconds every now and then... everyone noticed 😳

I just noticed that MomentJS discourages the use of its own library in the docs homepage.

I think it must have been hard, so honor to them

SQL Server Management Studio: I noticed you forcefully closed the application. Do you want to recover the queries you were working on before you closed?

Me: No

SSMS: Well here you go anyway

Me: *spends 5 minutes recovering and closing files*

Do you guys remember the fun little joke utility called fuck that corrected typos?

While debugging an absurd 2s shell load time, I noticed today that the command it appends to .bashrc to _set a fucking alias_ takes almost 400ms to execute.

User: Hey, guys. I'm uploading those docs you requested to your website, but I noticed that my connection to your site is not private.

Company: Thank you for your question. Please, don't worry, we have a privacy policy on our website.

User: ...

I just noticed a five hour old mail on my work laptop. The notification was BEHIND all windows!

I just noticed when you search the meaning of a word you want to know in Google under it there is a quiz called Word Couch, you guys should try it out might learn some cool stuff in it, well I knew in do did

I can now die in peace senpai noticed me

I just noticed that when my wife fills the dishwasher, she always leaves empty the space between the border and the first support for the dishes.

I'm starting to be afraid that she might also believe that arrays start at 1...

Sooo, I just noticed this on my older posts

lel just noticed a pattern here:

if someone asks newbie questions on devrant about anything - gets shat on

but if that person asks about react - its all roses and rainbows

i say there's a new cult in town and theyre recruiting!

Does anyone have problems with Android instant run?

Fucking hell, I spent one hour yesterday debugging an error, until I noticed that the code in the APK wasn't updated, because it was sending an error of a non-existent line.

Sometimes it works okay, but damn...

While having dinner at my desk, I was watching a comedy video on YouTube. After the video finished, it went to another one in the que. Next thing I noticed that I ended up in "Penis Enlargement" video.

Why is YouTube so rude maybe because I use adblocker.

I've recently switched environments from c++ to python. I've noticed that I really miss types in python. If I know a function type, param types and so on, I can debug a lot faster.

So, my question: what are the benefits of soft typing? It seems more stupid the more I use it.

This became a tradition when waking up DevOps. When I wrote the escalation SOP, I felt it needed to be included. I don't think anybody's noticed it yet...

I was in the network lab today, trying to wrap my head around basic dynamic routing protocols, but i could not ping the third computer..
30 minutes of frustration later I noticed while debugging the protocol, router 2 was ignoring messages from router 3 because it was not version 2...
RIP

I feel disappointed in myself, only now just noticed that the up and down votes are increment and decrement...

Now I hate that notifications from devrant say "someone +1'd your rant" insteda of someone ++'d or someone +=1'd...

fuck up some code and the mistake gets noticed later

add tests to cover up my fuck up

get asked to add tests for other existing presumably correct code i did not add or change in the nearby area

so be it

When you create a product that is a place for devs to rant, I excepted the product itself to be a target of the rants from time to time (after all, you are inviting "angry" devs)

I haven't noticed a single one so far! Kudos to the devRant team!!!

So from today I noticed my intellisense started to behave. It used to be dumbfuck and refused to tell me anything

I've noticed that My system is not hanged yet when I opened two times more tabs in Firefox in comparison of Chrome.

Am I the only one reading 'clang' as 'c-lang'? Never noticed until today when reading a book. 🤔

When I've already told people it's working, no one appreciates the hours I just spent to fix the giant problems I hadn't noticed.

I don‘t get notifications about @Mentions anymore.

Noticed a few days ago and today in the iOS app.

I've just noticed that all devDucks are sold out... I hope it's not the end of an era.

Is noop actually a user, or is she someone's "second ++"? I noticed a pattern in her behavior, that she always ++'d my rants right after {she256}5d106eb069.

So I just noticed while looking at our release notes, we got some new members of our Shanghai team. Their English names are:

Paul, Jonas, and ....
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...
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Elvis

Every time I see his name I sort of chuckle...

I was so focused on the ++ number of my highest voted post and didn't noticed I surpassed 2048. Shame on me.

A customer of ours not to say names trains people for infosec certs upon investigating their website I noticed they don't have forward secrecy enabled.
Why? What? Even?

Turn it on you baddies.

I've noticed two things with the app after I went to Android P/9:

1. The constant freezing where only killing helps, which I had in Android 8.0.1 is now gone.

2. The app doesn't go to main page and I accidentally remove updoots from people.

been a while since I updated my avatar and just noticed that my hair grew ALOT in the past couple of months since I shaved XD college really got me busy. Now I can't find an afro hairstyle in the builder 🙁

Devs Please Add AFRO hairstyle.

Someone just noticed that I have a OnePlus 5. And then she asked me:

Would you compare it to an iPhone or a Samsung?

I saw a fly/mosquito flying around my apartment a few days ago so I ordered a bug zapper.

Haven't noticed it yesterday so wondering if it was some sort of illusion and well maybe I wasted my money.

While wondering it suddenly appeared above me...

Just noticed that my Recycle Bin had about 130 MB of stuff in it. Peeked in and I soon found out why.

Turns out I didn't hit Shift + Delete when deleting node_modules from a React project...

I was pretty close to link one of my last rants in an university report just to prove how 'differently smart' the people in my group project are

Changed my mind when I realised that I use devrant manly to talk shit about uni and they may have noticed

Does devRant randomly crash for anyone else? I’ve noticed it usually crashes when I open a post but I haven’t been able to specify anything more than that

Pair programming. I noticed my productivity and motivation skyrocketed when I found about VS LiveShare, so now I share all of my code sessions. even if nobody's there, i still work more because I like showing my progress to others.

Noticed a running process called geoclue. Wanted to kill it but xdg uses it. Went down the rabbit hole, and guess what? Flatpak is the mother of all dinosaurs. Busy enough that I can't care, but like... Really, flatpak? ReAlLy???

I wanted to ask the devs here who started going to the office after their company ended WFH. What are any changes you have noticed mentally or physically?

Has anyone else noticed NULL thing on Facebook marketplace? I mean for f* sake it's been there for at least a month now.