"Let's add security later"

"Don't use git, it is too complicated and we don't have time for this."

2 days later the same person made changes directly on the FTP which I later unknowingly overwrote.
Take that you imbecile!

Add bugs to fix them later??

After job Interview,
We will come in contact with you later that week.
*Later that week*
You've got mail

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

You didn't get the job.
Your didn't Meet out requirements.

Sincerely us.

*5 minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

We must apollogize, we've sent you the wrong mail.

Sincerely us.

*5minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job Interview.

You werent good enough at our Interview.

Sincerely us.

*Me*
What. The. Fuck.
Just happened...
WHAT THE FUCK!
2 REJECTIONS FROM THE SAME COMPANY?! IN JUST 10 FUCKING MINUTES!

$19billion later, here we are

If Windows gets honest..

Me-Hey, did you install linux?

Friend:- Uh, No. Currently using Ubuntu, I'll install Linux later.

Shit... I just got my phone stolen. Realized it 40 seconds post factum [left it at the shop counter and someone took it].
20 minutes later called the police [cuz I had to get home and use wife's phone].
5 min later poluce arrived
10 min later they got all they could from shop's security officer.
Police officer asks me to login my samsung acc on his phone. 2 minutes later we are on the way to the exact location my phone is at.
15 minutes later officer hands me my samsung 😁

got my phone back in less than an hour after theft.

maybe... Ummm... Maybe all this tracking thing is not that bad...?

4000 years later, we are back to the same language

"Added more bugs to fix later" :D

Create branches with name of girls and later check them out.

10 years later...

A decent internet connection, at last!

Let the downloads begin!

Thank me later....

Three days ago:
Let's try Firefox Quantum
Two minutes later:
Bye Chrome

The building is booting.
Please come back later!

F5, F5, F5.
"Why aren't my changes updating?"
*20 minutes later*
Browser caching...
FUFUFU

working with friend.

2 hours later

"Be ready now! We're launching our new product at 0800!"

28 hours later, one registered customer

Gotta love the permanent temporary solutions.

Oh the thinking part comes later I thought😛

Thank me later

In other news:

Today a team of a total of six developers helf a 45 minute meeting to decide upon the name of a class.

It was later made clear that the class would be renamed anyway later in production.

DataBase not approved, just use spreadsheet they said...

65487456456 errors later...

Many litres of blood later...
866 brackets just for the closing
528 ifs

"as fast as we can"

45 minutes later

Take a look at the Linux kernel names on Wikipedia, thank me later.

Testing a raspberry pi 4 as a computer driving our 4k dashboards' screen. Temperatures are constantly 80-90C.

Me: STEP ASIDE! MAKE WAY FOR A HOTFIX!

Rpi: aaahhh, 42C -- now we're talkin!

Don't worry, we can refactor it later.

Open tab view in Chrome App for phone.
Swipe up 5 times.
Thank me later :)

6 hrs later still waiting.....
I think Microsoft uses a different measure of time.

Fuck java...

* A few hours later *

... Wow this is actually kinda neat

Manager: "Pls deploy the changes ASAP."

Me: "Right away."

Me: *creates pull request*

... 5min later ...

GitHub: "Some checks haven't completed yet."

... 45min later ...

GitHub: "Some checks haven't completed yet."

Me: *looks into delay*

CircleCI: "Partial System Outage"

——

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Me : I'll make a small game in an hour or so.

12 hours later

Me: It's almost done just need to fix some collision

6 hours later

Me: Just need to fix the speed .

12 hours later

Me : ... the game, it is not finished yet ...

Window...update available... Later
And now ?
Later
And now?
Later
And now?
Later
And now?
Later
And now?
Finish my day, do it fucker but tomorrow you need to work

Today ... Bootloop

Mother fucking ☮️ of shit

Finding the bug. The usual flow:
"Omg! I think it's a bug in the compiler"
10 minutes later:
"OK, it surely is a bug in the runtime"
20 minutes later:
"I'm certain this is a bug in the core library"
2 hours later:
"Oh, it's a bug in my code. Again, as usual, I'm the idiot. Stupid world."

"Can I like, download some WiFi so I can use it later on the train ?"

Famous last words:

Ill just secure my api later during development

"We can refactor that later"

I have a good one.. But I'll write it later..

CSS doesn't work.
30 mins later:
Browser-Zoom was at 400% -.-

Tell myself I'll do the documentation later.

Let's make something in angular sounds like a great idea.
6 months later
Let's port everything from angular to react as angular 2 is a complete rewrite.
Another 6 months later.
I think i like the simplicity of vuejs.
Lets try that now. 😂😂😂

*Cleans the laptop throughly*
*2 minutes later*
Dust: Hello there.

Buying courses in Udemy (or similar), is like paying for a gym membership.

Sure there are some who actually use it. But the vast majority is like: "Now that I paid for this, I'm sure I'll get around to using it..."

Playing Warcraft and similar games prepared me for understanding Classes and Instances in Object Orientation later.

function hackInProduction() {
// TODO: Fix this later
}

Thank me later guys

Boss: How long till it's done?
Me: 1 week

... 1 week later
Boss: How long till it's done?
Me: 1 week

... 1 week later

Boss: How long till it's done?
Me: 1 week

... 10 months later

Boss: It's almost Christmas
Me: 1 week

"We'll fix that later!"

Me: Finally got Arch.

Also me an hour later: Fuck why doesn't it boot now

"Just patch it up; we will refactor it later."

"I'll fix this later"

Client: I want you to build me a website.
Then makes an order on freelancing website.

Me: Okay, Sir. Can you send me your specifications, please?

No reply.

2 days later

Me: Hello, sir....are you still interested?

A week later
Me: Sir.

Me: Sir.....

No reply

2 Weeks later
Me: Sir......

No reply

Client: Oh, sorry.(Then gives some lame excuse) Okay I will send you the specifications.

Me: It's Okay. Waiting for it.

A week later
Me: Sir, you forgot to send me your specifications.

No response.

#Life of a freelancer.....No stability or security or decent clients.

piece of code: *not working*
me: okay, i can try this again later
me: *comments it out*

4 hours later

me: omfg why are there so many comments??? :(

*peacefully coding*
Family: can you help me connect to WiFi?
*5 mins later*
Friend: help, how do I download this program?
*5 mins later*
Family: fix my computer, it’s really slow!!

When did I go from programmer to IT help desk?

Mixing variableNames with variable_names.....I'll fix it later...yeah right...

My gf was hinting at this, but DAMN that's a lot of ink 😂

Userstyles.org and Stylish chrome extension (Thank me later)

Almoost done!
Two weeks later...
Almoooost done...

Still find this amusing years later...

I'll try to answer this question a bit later.

@StefanH This still hasn't been resolved, 2 weeks later

Old story.

Colleague: "I'm gonna update some tables and stored procedures later"

*phone rings two hours later*

Colleague: "Hi! Just wanted to tell you I accidently dropped all our production databases. Have fun recovering them 😊"

Well shit.

When you look at your own codes 6 weeks later :))

* Got my first job as php dev
* Two weeks later I'm writing Angular app

Let's comment out this block of code so later we know we have this feature and bring it back if we need it.

Later: commented code everywhere, literally everywhere!!! Shit

Me : Sending company wide email.
5 seconds later,
Me : "Oh new email"
Me : From myself :(

The mess after moving, unpackaging comes later. I like the new view in my workspace

Coworker: Do you have a minute?
Dumbass me: Yeah, sure.

... 2h30min later

Here's one to all the tabs you open up to "read later"

My favorite http status code has to be 418. Look it up, thank me later.

How to pass tests, sooner or later
(free code camp)

- So let’s check if this DNS thingy does work
(4 hours later)
- it doesn’t

Just got my stickers! 2 months later 😂 Thanks. trying to fit in right place :D

"Don't study computer science, study mathematics, you'll thank me later."

Python and C walk into a bar.
Except python walked in an hour later.

5 years later I'm still wondering what programming language I should specialize in. Fml.

Print this off and thank me later ...

Settings > Join the dark side.
Thank me later

bug report arrives
10 mins later
the issue couldn't reproduced, done 👍

*Join a whatsapp chat group
*Mute Group, no notifications
*5 minutes later, 563 messages

Shit

Heck yeah, I finally have a Raspberry Pi Zero. It's so cool and small and cheap and I'm gonna make so many groundbreaking things with it!
*20 minutes later*
O, nice, it comes with Kodi. I suppose that's good enough for now.
*3 months later*
chirp...chirp...

Still waiting on this +45min later

🍰

Today I navigate the devRant oceans for the 157,680,000 second.

Who knew this place would be still pumping some of the greatest devs I've come to appreciate so many years later, it's not the vibrant place it once was, but it's still full of hidden gems.

Me: I love Atom!

10 min later

Me: I hate you Atom!!!

Wanting to ++, but not wanting to change the number

Write a loop to download porn and fill your drive. Thank me later.

React.js WHY WONT THE F%#&ING STATE CHANGE????

3hours later you realize you forgot curlybrackets...

Open terminal.
Type "telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl"
Press enter. Sit back and enjoy.
Thank me later.

guilty...and add a TODO to fix it later

What an ending of 2017 has been for me:
Bought a jacket for 100; a week later it's 79
Bought a mouse for 35, two days later it's 15

But somehow I got paid in Bitcoins.

All I wanted to do is remove some features. 1 hour later - still waiting.

Task estimated for 2 days
*Half day later*
🤡 : Have you done it?
Me : No, I told you it would take 2 days

*Day later*
🤡 : Have you done it? Do you need any help?

On highschool I took a special major in which we learned various computer and mathematics skills such as neural networks, fractals, etc.
One of the teachers there, which for me was also a mentor, is a physician. He taught us python which he didn't know very well (he wasn't that bad either) and science which was his true passion.
My end project was to try to predict stocks market using a simple neural network and daily graphs of 50 NSDQ companies. The result reached 51% prediction on average which was awful, but I couldn't forget the happinness and curiosity working on this project made me feel.
Now, 5 years later, I have a Bsc and finishing a Msc in Computer Science, and would sincerely want to thank this mentor for giving me the guts and will to accomplish this.

One hour later and you come up with this shit? Really Windows?!

“We’ll fix it later”

x comes out.
Team: hey let's rewrite our project using x!

4 months later..

y comes out.

Team: x is so crappy, let's rewrite our project using y!

3 months later...

z comes out...

Team: why did we ever use y, let's rewrite our project using z!

.
.
.

Me: Coding...
*Email pops up*
*Checking email*

2 hours later..
Me: Still answering dozens of emails..

YouTube: new rap video?

Me: menu > not interested.

Later...

YouTube: new rap video?

Me: menu > not interested.

Later...

YouTube: new rap video?

....

I get gold from YouTube's algorithm sometimes, but it should know by now that I couldn't care less about new rap videos.

What could possibly go wrong?
A quick backup later should be suffice 😅

Just saved the company 1 byte, thank me later...

git reset --hard

2 sec later:
Oh there was that other thing

In a maintenance project where you joined later!

I hate when you copy something important to the clipboard, and accidentally copy something else later.

Was about to build a finalized apk with this in one of the screens of my app:

Me: Can I talk to you for a sec?
Boss: Sorry, can we do that later? I'm busy right now.
Me: Sure.

And later never comes 😑

My favorite time of the day...5 hours later...

Need a dark theme for eclipse?

WinKey +
Ctrl Alt i

Thank me later

Declined a job offer with a startup, partly because of imposter syndrome. Applied for position as programmer, showed up for interview and got cold feet when it turned out they actually wanted/needed a senior programmer/chief technology officer and offered me the position after having asked me no technical questions, seen none of my code or previous projects.

Still, it was a job that paid money... And I'm still jobless two months later :(

Ricing i3-gaps... 6 hours later... Oh I should eat something... Time flies

"If you spend an hour now, you can save five later." - Rami Hassan

When you see your code 2 weeks later and you don't understand it.
//FirstRant

"I'll refactor this quick hack later..."

Me: We should organize our code before it gets out of hand.

Team: Maybe later

Team, 4 days later: WTF why can’t I find anything in this 1000+ line main.js file???

Wrote some code that solved a program in a semi unique way for the codebase. As in not oft used functionality of language.

Some time later... This might be hard to understand. Maybe I should do a different way.

Some time later... No, I will leave a comment to describe what is going on.

Some time later... That comment is kind of cryptic. Maybe should rethink.

Some time later... No, if the next dev doesn't know how this works then they should learn how it works. (reasoning here is that the functionality requires a knowledge of internals of language)

Some time later... Also, if nobody else gets this then they have to ask me how it works. Job security?

Some time later... STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS CODE AND MOVE ON!

'I will just fix the 3d printer before going to bed'
-- 3 hours later --
'aaaalmost there!!'

Just patch it on live, we'll fix the code later.

Long story shot,
I was the coder of a time machine and a bug took me 10 minute to the past. 10 minutes later I got to the same bug and got teleported again. This continued a while. I woke up later.

Start building first! You can think about variable names later 😜

So they did remove later the function itself but forgot the invocation :)

Me: 16? What is this magic number? Why don't you create a constant for it?

Colleague: We do like that first for now. We'll definitely come back to improve it later when we have time.

"Adding more people to a late software project will make it later." - Fred Brooks

Me coding in javascript

10mins later

I hate javascript

What says a function to another function on the phone?

I'll callback later..

Ask Me Later

So... C++... Yeah.
> Manage to get a MinGw compiler working in VSCode, and all is "well and good".
> Have difficulties installing SDL, follow tutorial verbatim.
> Compile error.
> 7 hours later no progress.
> 10 hours later no progress.
> 16 hours later no progress.
*Throws laptop at wall*

"Add documentation later" - best OpenSource antipattern ever :D

Just got a new project from a client. Can't wait to complete it in the very last minute possible..

Thank you guys for stickers. They gonna land on my laptop later on today 😊

Wow I love this app! Five hours later and still not bored!

Me: Man, I will never figure this bug out...
Me(5mins later, after solving the bug) : Hell yeah!
Me(10 mins later) : I will never figure this bug out

Oh, it's finally done and works well!
Oh, let me just optimize that a little... And probably rename this...

5 minutes later:
Shit it does not work now.
10 hours of debugging later:
I'll fix it later

To all new devs:
Commit more regularly

If you down vote first and up vote later it feels like you're adding two votes.

if(true)//TODO: implement later
{
//do stuff
}

Throu friends,
But you later realize that there is no good companies

Client: This had to be super urgently, like last week!
Me: Ok I'll have it done in 4 hours.
Me: *3 hours later* You should find this has been done pending your approval.
Client: *3 weeks later* yeah not bad, thanks. This needs to go live now!

Sent my cv through a local job finder website, 2 days later got an interview, 2 days later got a technical interview, 2 days later I was already sitting on my new desk

@dfox I would love to have a "save for later"/ bookmark feature. I am seeing so many great things here and I'd love to access them later. Maybe something you could implement some day?

Cheers mate!

When after 6 hotfixes later the bug is still present:

3 years later and there are still members from back then, that's so cool :)

I'll rant about my biggest hurdle later

Why fix tomorrow, what you can write properly today!

Seriously, why does everything have to be [M]otherfucking [V]omit [P]rojectiles and dealt with later when it falls apart, rather then spending that extra few hours / days making it fucking stable now, instead of months some where in the future.

Excuse me, I have yet another foreseeable fire to put out.

I wish we had an option to save images 😥

Me: ok, time to archive this shit and publish :D
Xcode: ok. Archiving started
10min later archiving done

Publishing to app store connect,
5 min later, sorry, we can't publish this cuz u haven't changed the build number from 2 to 3¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

Me:😠ok, whatevs, let's do this, archive
Xcode: ok, archiving started
10min later, archiving done!
Me: click next to upload to app store connect, 5 min later...
XCODE: SORRY, U CAN ONLY PUBLISH ON XCODE GM'S TO APPSTORE CONECT

Me:😤 OMG, OK 3rd time is the charm...

So now xcode has started archiving, I hope nothing happens again 😬

I'll clear that later...

"I'll do it later"

Me writing the description for my PR:
"Felt cute, might refactor later idk tho 💅"

6 hours later...

80's: AI will be used to build nations.
38 years later: AI generated Celebrity Porn

fact: videos added to watch later playlist in YouTube has never been watched.

FUCK APPLE
EAT SHIT TIM

will elaborate later

Alright lets install PHP7 :D
6 hours later....

Opens a support ticket: Screwed up everything !

I stay up very late. It’s gotten later and later as life goes on. I’m tired of being tired. It’s so exhausting.

//todo: make this work.
*a month later*
//todo: what should this do?

Texting hubby after a long day. Realized later I ended my sentences with semi-colons :/

I have this login page on my app. A user (a number of them actually) told me that they can't log in because the app tells them to "login in later". 😨

Is my button for deciding to login later so poorly designed that it looks like a message?

And the only way you can log in later is by pressing the frikin button, how does a person, with a smart phone tell me for the second time that its telling them to log in later

"Got a new soundcard yay, lemme Install it!"
*5 mins later*
"why won't it give me sound ffs, the input works just fine"
*5 mins later*
"Great, sound output works"
*taps mic*
"oh ffs..."
*5 mins later*
"yay, input now works"
*puts on some music*
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHINEDOWS!?"

//Function confusing, document later.

Spend time to later save time...

In the middle of coding: "Too into code to document properly. Will document later."

Two weeks later:"What the actual fuck is this code doing?"

NEED to work on project.
let me just devRant a bit...
hours later...!!

£1500 later

setTimeout(() => {
// some temporary fix, will solve later
}, 0)

...aaaand it stayed there for eternity.

News headline:
Thief runs off with Galaxy Note 7 before it explodes moments later

Feature request : see later.
I am tired of rants filling my favorite section.

Coding along, frustrated already, need to restart computer to test something.

Of course im running on Windows and then I realize I have no restart opinion, the only one that exists is "update and restart"

*sigh*

I'll tell you later

I became storage addicted… started with a 240 GB SSD + a 2 TB HDD... two years later added a new 1 TB SSD, a few months later when the HDD died changed it with a 4 TB one… a few days later I bought a 10 TB NAS (80% off on Amazon, too cheap not to buy).

Now I have 15.24 TB and still thinking about changing that 240 GB SSD with a 2 TB one.

I need help.

*checks upload progress*

45 min remaining

*checks again a minute later*

1 day remaining

:/

What's written in JavaScript today will be re-written in JavaScript later.

PM: This is broken.
Me: What? It works locally. That's weird...
PM: ...............
Me: (5 mins later) ok try again.
PM: still broken.
Me: Bangs head on desk. Why is this working locally?!?!!?
Me: (3 hours later) I'm missing a semi colon, and it wouldn't minify. Awesome.

I love to implement easter-eggs that maybe will be found years later.

Most used sentence at work:
I will refactor this later.

We are living a lie.

!Rant

Look what I got! I thought they were gonna be here later!

When you lied that you were almost done with the task and 3 days later:

Failures (lots of them) + the mentality of: "do more now, do less later".

Just got into office and saw a group email about a recently released feature.

Apparently, it creates a lot of connections which it never closes. This could hang the server since it can only handle a large but finite amount of active connections.

Well the dev said: I will optimize later

My thoughts: later = min(never, production blows up)

Started to refactor a class. An hour later -

"hmmm this little bit of code that uses the new refactored class could do with a bit of work". An hour later

"hmmm this little bit of code that uses the new refactored class could do with a bit of work" Eight hours later

"Shit, I've almost rewritten the damn application" !!!

Four hours later and I'm still debugging

6 months later
Still don't understand Docker

Think of C++ template metaprogramming during sex
Thank me later !

Leave one TODO untended, six months later...

Taking a work from home and later realising how you miss the monitors at your office. :/

//TODO: make sure to add test case later

Famous developer sentences #1:
"I leave it like that for now and refactor it later"
It will definitely never going to happen! ;)

When you add a deprecation warning before you leave for vacation... A week later.

I should probably make a list, shouldn’t I?

Nah. I’ll get to it later.

A colleague is walking me trough some of the source code because we try to fix an issue.

colleague: Oh we don't use this anymore
Me: ...
LATER
colleague: This part we should refactor someday
Me: ...
LATER
colleague: Oh I think this is old code and does not exist anymore.
Me: .. .. ...

Great Colleague BTW :)
PS: fix will be posted Later.

Resolve to leave laptop at home on a long weekend vacation away to force yourself to relax and not work on anything. Spend parts of weekend thinking: "this would be the perfect spot/cafe to work on the snail simulation!"