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Yesterday. It took me way to long to figure out why my mouse wasn't working....
Thanks, dear colleagues!
😐
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On my way to my first job interview ever! Applying for a Linux Support Engineer position.
Let's nail this 😎24 -
Took out both my girlfriend and my stressball for food, the poor ball must've starved on it's way to me!😱
Thanks DevRant Team for the stressball!😄
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Left my first comment after lurking for months and @dfox himself was the first liker. Better way to start the morning? 😅
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don't think I'd be allowed this at work, but at home, its an amazing way to release my programming frustrations!
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Out at my partner's 21st, going to pop the question as soon as a couple people leave and I can feel my heart trying to make its way out of my ass...
Wish me luck devs!25 -
Google thanks for helping with my assignments! Here is a tribute to you as way to thank for the same.
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Acceptable places to leave your bag when you get in, in the morning:
- Under your desk
- On your desk
- Infront of your locker
- On the back of your chair
- etc.
Unacceptable, is to throw your bag behind you and to the right, so it ends up in the middle of the floor and behind my chair.
Consistent use of this space, and me tripping over it will result in 2 things:
1. I will intentionally run over your bag, back and forth until I am satisfied everything is broken.
2. I will then pickup said bag and throw it, with force, at your head.4 -
I'm currently programming on the cms REST api for the privacy site (its finally getting somewhere by the way) and I just noticed that I'm programming way cleaner and WITH comments.
My subconcious is probably keeping the fact that the entirety of devRant will see my code in a not too far future 😅20 -
Lol just found the world of Warcraft soundtrack at spotify...
On my way to work, feeling like walking through the gates of Stormwind...
Where my nerds at?! (Huh)?26 -
My first self written framework 😅
Damn that was a pile of ****, I still write my own stuff (frameworks etc) but I've learned a lot and those are way better compared to that first one.
Everything was static, loads of defines (way too fucking many) and so on.
Dus.....6 -
This made my day so much! (The stickers quality is awesome by the way, much better than I expected)
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Coding changed the way I think, made me more confident about my decisions, and ruined my conversation topics.2
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A comment on my last rant reminded me about this.. one of the most hilarious trends/pranks/scams.. the number of people who fell victim to this is quite more than what I thought it would be..
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My biggest hurdle was finding a way to go from my old 1400*900 screens to 1080p
Needles to say i finally was able to upgrade after years
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Okay so if you click on my profile and scroll down (all the way to the end) my first post on devRant was about me making a website for my best friend and ask her out that way. An update on that... we got married :3
And this was the second post about it https://devrant.com/rants/704942/...7 -
Found this fun folder cleaning out my drive.
Whatever Microsoft......I am deleting it either way.
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Thanks for sending them all the way over here! (I edited out my address) Amazing community and amazing devs. I'll enjoy them!
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Me:-Will you be my valentine??? ;)
Girl:- No way....👹
Me:- sudo will you be my valentine 😎
Girl:- yes...yes..yes lets go❤️😍11 -
It's way past midnight, I just want to sleep aaaaaand my brain is thinking of a very interesting application to write..
A pause function for my brain would be fucking amazeballs :/4 -
console.log("debug");
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console.log("debug1");
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console.log("debug2");
- The only way. Try to change my mind17 -
My first bug report to chrome was resolved today.
Slowest triage ever and they doubted me every step of the way.3 -
I keep a little box with decks of cards in it on my desk. Shuffling is a good way to keep my hands busy while thinking and solitaire with actual cards is a great way to unpick the knots in my head.
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!rant I think I may have a way smaller head than the pattern I was using seemed to assume. 😅
(Or my stitches got messed up along the way. Either is possible.)
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I wrote code yesterday, that functions the way it is supposed to.
I do not understand my code today.7 -
My code is always a battle between best practices and what I assume would be the most efficient way to do things4
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After 60+ days of being jobless i had two offers coming my way. Starting my new job next monday! So excited!2
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On my way to my first c++ course!
Really hyped to see what they make us build!
(as long as it isn't a fucking calculator)13 -
Got an email this morning... And arrived home to find him in my mail box!
Best way to end the week 😇
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The never ending struggle between my need to do things the right way and the way client wants them3
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Was venting to my sister about the BS I'm dealing with one of my projects at work. Specifically the convoluted way we're building a prototype and the way all the revision requests are just going in circles.
Sister: Your job sounds annoying.
Me: Only when other people get involved.
Truer words have never been spoken.5 -
I'm on my way to work and I forgot my headphones at home. It's horrible. I can hear people talk and stuff.
Luckily I got my trusty noise cancelling pair at work.1 -
I named my variable "ruin" instead of "run" by mistake and decided to leave it that way because it's technically still accurate.1
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My Friends: Celebrating XMas together
My Family: Celebrating XMas together
Me: Celebrating XMas by reading MongoDB docs 😏😏
There is no better way to celebrate xmas3 -
Enjoying my new dev environment already.
This is a real install alongside my existing windows install. Surprisingly enough, windows has in no way complained about Arch!
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Yuck, there's no keyboards shortcut for that. Now I have to move my hand all the way to my mouse and back again. Double yuck1
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I like coding in a way that anyonr who comes into my code base can understand whats going on. That way more people can maintain the code base.
However, I HATE having people in my code base. Since they leave shit undocumented, and have 10 variables called "data" "items" "o" "p" and another 20 methods called "processData" "convertItem".1 -
Today I told my crush that I love her. She said no, but in the nicest way possible. She's so cute 😍20
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I like to write my way through my problems. It feels weird to talk to an object, but writing on paper feels natural to me.
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My fellow nerdy ranters what's the best way to take care of social anxiety completely, am contemplating alcohol10
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Three of my least favorite things people say: and google is basically teaching people to speak this way. : /
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That feel when my solution runs way faster than world average
PS: the puzzle is SAWAYAMA WONDERDISC
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First day at work, my PC starts updating, reboots and suddenly, the boot partition is corrupt.
Nice way to start in Dev.3 -
My power switch stopped working, so I took this up as a quick early morning project.
There is always a fucking way!
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Recently not a single fucking thing is going my way...... Every goddamn new thing i try, screws me over in some way... And when I finally think somethings working, I get fucked more than a highway hooker.1
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Fun way to confuse the non-tech people in my dorm... Making magnets out of some stuff I’ve fixed 📱
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I'd post a pic of my setup but in reality my workspace is any space I can perch my laptop and be out the way of customers and colleagues.
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No way!!! a theme update messed up all my work in a WordPress plugin, I need a way to inherit a theme plugin and edit it using a child plugin, but no, WordPress is completely a piece of shit!!
ps: Grammarly says this rant sounds optimistic.21 -
There's a classic joke about how programmers check both ways on a one way street because users are so stupid.
Well I took a walk on my break and literally 30 seconds from the door to my building someone was going the wrong way on a one way street.
Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art?7 -
My oldies, they take me back. It's actually amazing I got my hands on a prototype for an LG phone from way back. It was never released to public. Android is in my roots...
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Never gave much consideration to new year's resolutions, but here we go:
- Make my life less shitty
- Find a way out of my depression
- Get back to my old rythm
- Be in control of my own mind and my body again5 -
Finally found a quite reliable way of generating mbtiles 'archives' for tile hosting!
Now I yet have to find a reliable way to fucking actually HOST it and a way to get it fucking displayed.
Spend my entire goddamn day on this and I'm hardly a step closer, for fucks sake.2 -
Developer: we are going o have to do it this way because it's the only way I can get it to work.
Other developer: what are you on about that's a easy thing to do you should not be doing it that way you idiot are you thick or something! do it this way the correct blah blah way, "let me show you moron (says out loud to everyone in the office) to show how superior and awesome they are"......
Two hours later, "yes we will have to do it your way in the end, my way doesn't work"
I fucking told you that 2 hours ago. Some people just don't believe lol #timewasted1 -
I've officially entered my 30s.
I ate food the wrong way and my entire left torso hurts.
Yeah .... this is how it starts isn't it20 -
On typing "beau"
My mobile keypad auto suggestions shows:
BeautifulSoup4 before beautiful
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Coding has impacted my life as a way to quiet and focus my mind.
(Also, as another positive side effect I learnt a great deal about frustration and anger management along the way. :D)1 -
> be me
> be developing a react native app
>realize the iPhone X notch is clipping your content on the first/home screen of the app
>google says: simple fix
>find a built-in react native thing to add safe area padding
> refresh the app
> ohno.png
> the other screens with navigation bars already have built in padding
> TOOMUCHPADDING.jpeg
> remove safe area thingy
> finds a clever, not particularly hacky way to pad the home screen without showing the header bar by setting its height to 0 and the color to match the content background
> more-problems.app
> there’s a small 1–pixel light colored line separating the header from the content clearly breaking the otherwise continuous single color background
> google.sh
> wtf.txt
> stackoverflow.html
> no responses except something I’d already done
> keep experimenting
> tries basically everything to figure out where that line is coming from
>sets borders to thicccc and bright red
>no bottom border? Ok that’s not it
>opacity?
>forgetaboutit.mov
>try shifting the header position around by a few pixels? Maybe it’s misaligned with the white parent layer underneath?
> nope.jpg
>it’s past bedtime
>Sleep.jpg
>thenextday(today).zip
> what about the content? Is that misaligned?
> nope2.jpg
>Maybe its an iOS feature not a react thing?
> make a test Xcode project, completely native to test
> negative.dng (pun intended)
> more-furious-googling.mp3
> find a native iOS stackOverflow question with the same issue (1px line)
> realize your Xcode test wasn’t done properly.
>atleastimmakingprogress.iso
> start looking into the SO post
>it’s native so I have to find out how to do it in react-native
>invent a bunch of style parameters that don’t exist in the documentation to see if there’s an undocumented thing
>loadsaloadsaerrors.log
>googles for a react native version of the iOS only SO post
> somethingpromising.tar.gz
> *tries it*
> “Haha nope” -my code
> whataboutthisotherthing.bin
> KENSISHSBUCNEGWISBVSIDNRVSIDNFIRJRBDKFNFIDJFIFKFNR
> HOLY FUCK
> IT WORKED
> AFTER TWO FUCKING DAYS OF SHITTERY AND SHENANIGANS
>AND MANY STACKOVERFLOW EDITS TO A NOW VERY MESSY POST
>THEREISNOMOREBORDER(final).zip
>*screams of relief*7 -
Love when my teacher pronounces URL's as "EARL's". Makes Programming entertaining in another way 😂3
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Arrived...! Dev rant stickers are way too sexy, can't wait to see 'em on my pro 😄😄 .. @dfox gratitude sir!!
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So I got some new methods to call, when I tried to call them the usual way, it didn't work quite well.
Surprised, I asked the coder of them.
"Yeah, we're using the new way, you don't mind ?"
nah, no problem, I'm starting to develop my skill in divination and mind reading, that was just my usual training.1 -
On my way to my first interview for my internship as a software developer. I just hope I don't fuck it up D:8
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I used jQuery to solve an issue today because I was too lazy to restructure the way my site was rendered by my framework :(3
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As a way of saying thanks to my voters I put together a quick trailer to showcase my games latest features :)
https://youtube.com/watch/...8 -
My biggest regret is underestimating what my school's server would log and what my teachers could see me do.
SSH is just way to powerful...4 -
Finally my stickers have arrived. ^^ now I only have to find a way to get the stressbal I could really use it.
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Windows 10 doesn't to let me use my wifi.
*sighs*
No way to solve it.
Is this a new Windows feature?11 -
Today I learnt that I'm much more productive if I get a constant loop of feedback on my tickets and stuff. Feels better that way.
Edit: I'm working with a new coworker from QA and she's more responsive than the others. I get my feedback fast and timely and this makes it way easier to work7 -
Too many broken promises then I don't care anymore.
Javascript has ruined humanity. Catch me on my way out. -
My biggest challenge was trying to convince my old boss why things need to be done the way I'm saying and not the way he wants (of course, arch wise and not business wise)
After giving up, I ended up going back to collage, studying Masters in Business Administration just to know how managers think, took me two years, and now I'm in my final semester, even though I left my old job, I am now able to handle things in a better way in my current one regardless if I was arguing with general manager, or project manager, luckily clients are not allowed anywhere near me ... -
I always challenged myself to explain my work in a very approachable way. Everyone knows what I do and in a way how IT works 🎉3
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!rant, story
Wonder if I’m alone on this:
I have habits.
Always use the same cup, with very same amount of coffee grounds. Same four presses with the same fingers on the coffee machine.
Same way I place the cups in my desk. Same way I carry my notebook, same way I dry my hands. Same exact spot I place my card on the rfid reader. Use same elevator, same locker. God.
You name it, I do it on my own particular way.
Thing is, that I think about it. I do it consciously. I am just happier if things stay the way they are. It not just muscle memory thing.
Not judging here, just wonder if there’s people who can relate as much 🧐7 -
After reading the news I am way more determined to make my startup a success. Evan spiegel is my main source of inspiration, for now. 😆2
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My stickers arrived.
Within less than a month all the way to Germany.
Finally something for my laptop and my first US letter.
Thanks guys :)
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I just spent way way too long trying to get my Bootstrap navbar to not be a giant ugly grey block.
And somehow I've set my website to shrink on mobile devices, so all that fussing over a hamburger menu... bloody pointless.
#growingpains
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Finally found a way to deploy my Docker image to my VPS with nothing else than GitlabCI. My CI/CD system will soon be perfect.
[ Heavy breathing ]3 -
Switched to Visual Studio Code as my main editor when not using an IDE and really enjoy it way more than I thought5
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Me: Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: No way
Me: sudo will you be my Valentine?
Girl: Yes..yes..yes! Let’s go!
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Best way to start a new year? Force deleting all the malware my dad has somehow accumulated in his laptop...
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I’m 15 and I love programming and electronics and I need a way to earn some money in some way even if a small amount, so if anyone knows or advises some kind of way to use my skills to earn money I’d like to know. Thank you.10
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my ISP provides me an external IP address. what is the easiest way to hide that external IP and show only my local ip lets say 192.168.1.113 to the outside world?19
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When there is no way to test the code you have written.... I cannot help but stress my arse off...4
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One of our developer told that my code is ugly to our project manager. And my response was 'I know right! By the way your code also sucks. Fair enough.'1
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I got my first client! I am programming an autohotkeys program for my job to make inputting on their site way easier. It was mostly my idea but, they were onboard!
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My favorite item imported all the way from the Netherlands. best drink ever. love using my soda stream to turn it into a soda :)
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My dev area of focus is Stack overflowing. When you develop orient to errors, stack overflow is the best way to progress.
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Listening to music and watching movies helps me to focus. But I never found a way to solve my procrastination problem...
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Why there isn't a way to change username or email here? I had to delete my previous account for that.7
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Feature request: a way to ignore users so their rants don't appear in my feed. Some of the frequent ranters, while very popular on here, really rubs me the wrong way, and I'd love to be able to filter them out4
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My buddy is on his way to Singapore in an A380. Drinking fancy whiskey and eating little pickled fishes.
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Every time I hear footsteps in the office comming my way after a commit: "Oh dear god, what did I break?!"2
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!dev
Fuuuuuuuuck
My passport is expired and I need it soon, another way for the government to take more of my time and money
(Yes ultimately it's my own fault but still fuuuuuuuuck)2 -
My first job was being a sales clerk. I exel macroed my way to my coworkers hearts. Today im just a simple developer, and I love my job!
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Got a text from the bank that my salary is credited in my account on my way to work.
Can I turn around and head back home now? -
From yesterday I started using the proper typing way (Qwerty) instead of using only two index fingers .
Guess what My WPM dropped from 47 to 8(average).
I'm doing it Just to get better at vim and increase my programming efficiency.
I feel a long way to go to fix my bad typing habits.10 -
I want to access my Server from anywhere. Should i use something like noip.com (DynDNS)? Or is there a better way?11
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My rant yesterday or whenever it was.
Dumbass tier 2 support staff told me i didn't know what i was doing and i had to do it his way while my way is pretty much the standard -
Still pissed apple didn't release a new MacBook Air yesterday! Anyways, on my way to get my first ever MacBook (newest Air model with 8Gb).
I'm so hyped ☺️10 -
What's the best way to ask my IT manager for a first year review? What's the best way to approach it from a junior position where I feel I'm being underpaid and overworked?3
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I understand the good intentions behind a client wanting to be helpful, but...
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Listened my PO talking with client and she explained why we did it the way we did (so the app user flow has more sense) ending the sentence with "... so if you look it that way, this is not a bug, it is a feature!"
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My most disliked part about my job is one recurring event that happens way too often: waiting for other teams to do their fucking jobs so that I can do mine.1
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Guess, I'm slithering my way out from "tough dev days" by mentoring. I tell you, it's very convenient.3
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Cox may crap out a lot, but I am pretty damn happy with my connection speed. This is all the way at the far end of my apartment too. #FuckYeah!
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My previous workplace was toxic whereas my friends and family were encouraging and always cheered me up
Now, it’s the other way around2 -
My first real programming teacher. She showed us strings, then made us use dynamic arrays in C++ for a year and a half. But we learned pointers and arrays very well!
The hard way can be the best way for education. -
Hello my fellow Android nerds! Spent the last few hours coming up with this...
Surely there is a better/easier way?
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Hello dR
Here after a long time
I'm getting way to stressed with the assignments my college is throwing at me atm
I can feel the depression returning to me
I am quite mentally unstable (after way too long)
From my home, I'm already at record low productivity but the college is not letting it slide off just yet...2 -
I worked hard to learn it so I can impress and then ended up loving way too much that it became my career.
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Got my devRant-letter today, it arrived pre-opened and taped back together with two strips.. anyone else got it this way?
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The only way I can edit Puppet config files is by git. And the only way I can git pull/push/commit/etc is generating a ssh key with a private key and give my public key to my supervisor to the git server (wherever that may be).
Because I'm on Windows 10 and screwed up my installers, I completely forgot to backup my ssh keys before resetting it. FML2 -
A while a go I bricked my wireless harddrive by symbolic linking busybox what would the best way of recovering it be?1
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Detaching the success of the project Iam working on from my confidence as a person.
It's a one way street to burnout. -
is there a way to save the rant's image to my phone? (android user here)
if not, #featureRequest @dfox 😀4 -
Can someone-not me- make a way to go lower than the lowest brightness setting on my phone?
Thanks.
From me and my shut in photophobic eyes5 -
Almost halfway there to reach the milestone of 1024 ++es! My day couldn't start in a better way haha :D2
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When am trying to explain my app to potential client. And he behaves as he knows this app way better than me ? 😒1
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I feel like writing stuff down is like a HDD, too slow. I'd rather record my notes some other way, much faster...2
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Just moved my project for the first time from a windows server to Linux. Learned the importance of case-consistency the hard way...
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If I ever go missing, you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster.
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i want to make an object from data from multiple related tables in my database,
do you know a better way?
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Bass playing.
Helps me to reset my train of thought when I'm burnt out. And it's another way to get creative!4 -
I fix a problem, someone slightly higher up ( but not my boss ) sees me doing it and decides he needs to show me a better way and scold me on my way. I'm left saying to myself, but my way required less effort and I had FINISHED FIXING IT BEFORE YOU GOT YOUR HANDS ON IT1
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Anyone worked or researched on visual question answering!?
I need a best way to start a research on that topic for my thesis!2 -
Sometimes I hate coding just for the reason that my mind somehow finds a way to continue doing it in dreams.1
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AngularJs:
Two main Controllers (main layout, sub page) and two directives with controllers. Controllers and directives have two-way data binding. All of them use $watch, $broadcast, $on.
BRAINFUCK OF MY LIFE. DO NOT COMBINE WATCH WITH TWO-WAY DATA BINDING. -
This jobhunting with recruiters is such bullshit. Haha. I'm gonna troll my way away from them fuckwits.1
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Oh my gosh... IT Helpdesk people piss me off!!!!! Get the fuck out of my way let me fix my own problem, give me admin rights! Damnit
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So I just failed my maths exam.
Nothing more to say except all other courses have way way better grades than my course.
So my teach's got two courses and both of them massively fucked up, course average (both) 4.5-5.6 (d- - f).
All other courses are just Soo way better that I just can't believe that fault is only on the student side here.
And to top it off, this scenario is not new at all.
Had the same shit with our courses failing unlike the others anothet time too.
FUCK YOU FR. NIELEN4 -
Fuck my integration tests. They fail everytime in another way. Every computer restart other gremlins get into the machine and fuck up the tests another way. I've got no fuckin idea where to even start....2
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How do you guys manage your Dotfiles ?
I'm searching for a better way than just including them into my backups.5 -
Dear Gfycat, why in the seven fucks do your direct links not work with lowercase letters?
https://gfycat.com/oblongobedientca... works just fine but https://giant.gfycat.com/oblongobed... crashes and burns because 3 letters in the user's name are uppercase?
Now I have to find a way to hack my way out of this bullshit in my app. Thanks, you cunts.7 -
Surely there's a way to see where the source of my +1's are coming from? Is it my comments? Is it my rants? There's a +1 leak somewhere and I need to find it.1
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Shred some waves at the local break and drink some salt water in the process! That's my way to get unstuck.
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Do you know what's grinding my gears today... the way my colleague keeps finger slapping his left hand mouse button every 5 seconds.😠1
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I'm in a meeting with 6 consultants
...
On my way home from work
...
And my colleague who can actually use his mic don't know all the answers
...
But the other developers can't hear me because I'm on my way home1 -
Me: Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: No way
Me: sudo will you be my Valentine?
Girl: Yes..yes..yes! Let’s go!4 -
Just migrated my WHM instance from one server to another and it was actually way easier than expected
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My peers in college. All the way, if it weren't for them I wouldn't know what github was, esp my friend Gabe who really opened my eyes to many fields.
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why am i not able to find a way to use multidimensional associative arrays in vba?
plus: why am i too dumb to see my own data structure and process data sheets in a complicated way instead of using prepared data with a simple string split?3 -
whats the best way to find and ask a marketing company to forward web development projects to my compay?4
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I miss way back when I used to watch tales from the crypt with my mother when it was first being released
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Well my request is that Google back off and let me use this brosing App for the way its intended to be
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There are so many seniors here who knows the stuff way better than me that my imposter syndrome wants to kick in and slap my face to wake me up.1
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Seriously. Is there ANY way to work with my colleagues on the same xcode project, or is it fucked, and have to manually copy-paste storyboards, and .swift files? I found that it’s the easiest way so far. Any recommendations?6
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Syadmin: You can't use caffeine.
Me: How do you expect me to do my job without caffeine?!?
This conversation continued way longer than it should have today. (mostly my fault) -
Not a programmer just a CS student. Since I'm not appearing in my online classes I'm way far from my syllabus. I want to learn C# from 0. Suggest tutorials 😔14
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i still dont get how you retrieve webhook payload thru localtunnel. i just took my way around by polling
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I need figure out a way to work managing my fantasy football teams into my sprints this year, or were going to lose again.
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