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5th June is World "Environment" Day..
Reaction of Software Engineer -
Which one? Dev, Test or Prod?
😂😂2 -
This is why one shouldn't code in more than one language a day. Basically spent almost 15 minutes to find out why it wasn't working.
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Microsoft creates a new chat bot:
Day 1
User : hi
Chatbot: hello, how's yours day? 😁
One month later:
User: hi
Chatbot: fuck off your piece of shit.😡4 -
My birthday is coming up on the 13th so I'll be 17 soon, but it's a shame. I like being 16...
Anyway... I'm going to spend the entire day working on my python script because I know no one will come.
For 5-6 years no one came to my birthday even though they said they would.
It's fine. I stopped caring, besides, I get to spend the day with variables and loops! It'll be a fun day, not to mention I'll be home alone so no one will bother me.
Useless but interesting fact: I got lucky. I was born ONE MINUTE before Valentine's day. At 11:59 I would be so upset if I was born on the 14th.78 -
Bad news: Company shutting down, gave one day notice and was told not to come in for work the next day. Was compensated, of course. But still, it sucks.
Good news: I'm a developer.9 -
Finally the day when boss changes my position to senior developer. One of the biggest promotions I have ever had.7
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One big advantage of being an adult is that you can spend all day before the PC without having parents nagging.20
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This morning I WILL code! I WILL finish that multimillion pound idea!! I CAN DO IT!!!!!!!.....then wife and baby wake up 😣6
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This is my colleges server room, it was built by students, for the students. I have attended this college for two years. Every day we here it whirring away. Not one day have I seen one student actually use it.
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> *makes literally one change in the code*
> welp! Calling that a day!
> *proceeds to play GTA Online*2 -
Don't be stressed about day-to-day challenges/problems. They'll mean nothing in one year or even one month. But the health damage caused by stress will stay with you.2
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'your good with computers right'?
Me: I work with one every day so I guess...
Can you fix a problem I have with my pc? (relatively old man, and I feel bad for him so I agreed)
Next day he had me fix 4 laptops (from his kids) and a Macbook of his own almost all had shady malware and were WAY behind of their windows updates... Like sub wannacry level...
Rip one of day of my vacation 😠8 -
So I've been down recently and unable to find the motivation to code. Today I woke up felt motivated, turned on my Desktop... then got distracted by games and wasted my day. Hope tomorrow goes better.19
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One day you’ll write a line of code which will be your very last one.
Imagine wasting it on something like php.10 -
I drink hoping that one day I’ll invent something when I’m drunk bcz drunk me is smarter than sober me.
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It's all about the little things. Like getting my first cup of coffee of the day while watching all the AWS alarms trigger one by one.
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One day Linus Torvalds will make a statement about git like: "Why is everybody using this? It was just a joke!"2
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I think I'm not the only one.
Code Applications every day in different languages, but too stupid to use Excel.4 -
Sometimes I just go on autopilot:
every morning I buy bananas and then eat them during the day
one day I forgot to buy, but still ate bananas3 -
“One day you will find a real job”
It looks like if you don’t lift weights, move hands, sweat… and sit all day doing click click on keyboard, it cannot be a real job…3 -
One thing that will eat up your whole day is someone else's uncommented code and you are supposed to enhance its functionality.4
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That moment that you realize that you forgot one critically important data tag in a very heavy multi-day render.
😥3 -
After dropping my c++ book, I just gifted my python book to a store keeper, in the hope that one day may be her twelve year son will become one of us, a programmer.
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My PM googles some really weird things. One day I saw him googling "how to play songs during phone call android"5
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One fine day, at work, I was doing one of my favourite things.
git push origin test:mainline
And it prompted for my credentials. I gave them and continued as per yooozh..
What I didn't realise then was that I had used my personal github credentials instead of my official account's!
Oops.
Day 3 - and no one has noticed yet...6 -
A while ago I found one of my old notes. It was from around two years ago. I had written down my programming long term goals and what I wanted to learn (more like a wishlist). While I was reading it, I realised that throughout these two years, without me being actually aware, I had learned all of it. It had been a slow progress but eventually not only had I reached it, but I had also surpassed it. It made me feel pretty good about myself. 😊
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Today we moved a lot of stuff from one server to another and nothing broke!
Today was a great day!!!
Tomorrow might be a bad day though...2 -
When you stand up an entire web application in one day by pulling code from other projects. #winning #miracleworker2
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I've decided to look positively at my life. Eve ry morning, I am one day closer to death. How good is that?8
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Thanks Firebase! I dont have to buy a 5$ server and install php mysql etc.. anymore. It is super easy create something for one-page one-day side projects! I am so happy..2
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Why is it that no one asks me for anything all day until 3 mins before I'm supposed to leave work?1
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One of the interns:
"I'm thinking about switching from CS, I don't think I wanna write code all day"
Me:
Don't worry, you'll spend most of the day in meetings anyway2 -
Am I the only one who isn't getting any mention notification and even ++ count is updating periodically?
Ugh! dR bug count is increasing day after day..21 -
- Procrastinate 1 work day
- Try to crunch 2 work days into one
- Feel frustrated because there is not enough time
- Repeat2 -
LEGIT FUCK ME!
So I use KDE Neon RN. One day, it randomly doesn't boot. Checked logs, sddm was fucked. Reinstalled. Everything worked fine for a day, next day: fucked. Reinstalled, disabled sddm (auto login) and then a day later: basically no services start / are missing and random parts of the os randomly crash.
Wtf do I do 😢13 -
My parents know I systematically google every question they ask me about computer in general. Hopefully one day they'll do it too.
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Get one of the 2 startups I’m involved with (one is 100% my own project, other is with co-founders) into a state that will allow me to quit the day job.
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bought one of most trending things domain name.
daily 1m+ hit every day for that keyword.
little confuse
what is next ?4 -
while finishing my almost 3-day easy task with bg music of evanescence, one of my boss sent this image.
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The day I was only one ++ away from getting the stress ball.
Decided not to claim it in the end, though.7 -
I would like to get through one day without saying "The level of retardation here is mind boggling" at work.3
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Completed the coding for my story .One week later just a day before the demo,I am being told that the requirement has changed.Need to do from scratch and I have demo for it the next day ... 😶6
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Best: finishing 20+ tasks in one day... felt like I had no tasks on my list
Worst: I had to deliver twice the size the next day3 -
Today is the first day of the last year of my bachelor's degree.
It's also the first day of work for one of my closest friends.
I wish him the best for this new adventure.
Good luck my friend and have a nice day !1 -
One day i started to code.
One day i was told you will not code without git.
Many days i lost code on git because i was ignorant.
Today i reset the act of commiting without losing all my shit.
Git reset --soft HEAD^
I didnt event sweat it ;)
Today i feel like half a boss!!! -
That one day when the only thing you are doing is fixing other people's code to start working on yours 🙄🙄1
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Thanks for all the ++ notroot. One day, I hope your permissions are elevated beyond your wildest dreams.2
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Hey friends! Milo here, I sincerely hope all of you are having a tremendous day and or night wherever you may be. This photo i have attached here below is a dream one day i wish to achieve.
A good friend of mine who I personally consider a mentor invited me to check out their workplace which one day i really hope to be able to work in! Such a nice place with a spectacular view! Please pardon the horrible weather on that particular day! :-)
Kindest regards
Milo
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By taking one 30 minute dump in the toilet per day to relax and read other people's code on my phone
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*Opens IDE*
My brain: oh right! This is that thing that you do to try and convince yourself that coding something will make you feel good about yourself, one day buddy, one day...
Also me: welll... Thanks for the confidence brain *said as I pound down the sixth beer*1 -
Why is the most useful Explorer shortcut (rename element, F2) besides the least useful one (Help, F1)??
And why does Help open in the browser? Not the default one, but EDGE.
Fuck them. I'll find a way of disabling F1 one day...12 -
Girk,are you pixel ?Because you're one in like 8 million Sorry, that was bad , carry on with your day4
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To not become too pessimistic, I have decided to say one good thing about Eclipse each day, but damn it's hard!5
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Why i cant work for myself ?
this is the question which every programmer one day will ask himself32 -
I love gaming. I love Linux. Why can't these i have both of these in one platform.
Using Windows day to day is killng me please the gods of os development, seinors, senpai find a solution for this...8 -
I have two math final exams on the same day, and one is scheduled 30 minutes after the first one 🙁🙁
I fucking hate math, and this shit sure isn't helping me.7 -
Man emotions are funny
One day you're up, one day you're down
Sometimes I don't even know why I'm still trying anymore. Just to waste more time4 -
DevOps
"Bro, are you a DevOps Engineer?"
"Yup, why?"
"For you, which one is more important, Programmer's Day or Sysadmin's Day?"
"Both of them."
"How come?"
"They are Pizza's Days, dude!"
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I can't be the only one who gets really hungry when coding? I just snack and snack and snack all day6
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What a nice day. We've been working on this for the past few hours. All we need is just one PCI-E extender. Well, halfway through, there was one tiny cable from 12V rail touching something else. Result: one probably dead GTX 1060
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Change one thing a day, stick with plan, do one thing at a time and be consistent and after 356 days or less you would have a product.
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Trying to perform a "reboot" by not sleeping one night, to force myself to sleep the next night instead of doing the opposite and being drowsy at day every fucking day of the week44
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You should just switch off your adblocker for one day....
... and see what blatant ads are available these days. 😡
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just saying, NO ONE who has forgotten their username should be expected to remember their password.
have a nice day.2 -
System.out.println("Hello Programming and DevRant");
One year since I started learning programming and one day since I have DevRant.
Maybe I'm just gonna get crazy.2 -
Day by day linux distros are increasing..! I'm trying one distro per week (you can call it as weekend timepass ).. ;-)2
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Today is the birthday of Sir M. Visvesvaraya, one of the greatest engineers of all time. In India, we celebrate his birthday as Engineers' day. Happy Engineers' day to all engineers here!1
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First day of a group project and one of your group members utters the immortal phrase: "what's a get hub?"
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I think that we should have a global tech free day once a year. A day when no one is allowed to use their phone/computer/tablet etc.
It's scary how addicted we are to that shit and it would be very nice if everyone just got a day off.3 -
I hate Mondays. I hate Mondays even more if everything went wrong. F**k this day. Tomorrow is a new one.
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One day, you make a full pot of coffee and don't drink much because you're too busy.
There's next day, you make no coffee and wish you had. -
Showed this one to my manager the other day, she wanted to include it in our documentation for new team members...
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"never call anything 'ng'.. One day it won't be."
- Michael W. Lucas @ BSD Now 197 at ~26:40 mark.1 -
Even I know I'm bullshitting right now. But maybe (like never) I'll optimize this one day (like really really never)
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I'm a software developer, but I'm finding myself more interested bio and electro-mechanical engineering. And to top it off, I'd most like to be a bio-mechanical engineer — which is very different from the other two previous mentions. ...But, I'm well paid now, my last retail start-up failed, and money talks. For now my fogponic ecosystem (fish + biofilter + fog + plants) in my backyard will have to suffice. Now I'm actually interested in waste recycling...
Yeah... I get bored while waiting for parts to come from China. Can never have too many hobbies.
Anyways AMA, if you like. It can be about robots, fish, plants, IoT, apps, web, solar power, 3D printing, VR... You name it! -
I have a dream, that one day I'll be able to work normally without the FUUUCKING corporate proxy blocking every shit1
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I never thought I'd say this, but if I could just have one day where I don't HAVE to open this laptop lid. Just one.
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Spent the whole day testing the tests.
CI is pretty fun, I get to slack off the whole day, because one test run takes around 10 minutes (without compiling3 -
Today is day two of User Acceptance Testing for one of our biggest and most complicated developments.
Today is also the day the requirements were agreed.
Somebody, somewhere is taking the piss. -
I finally got one of these boards, I still need to figure what to track on it, I already have a planner with me for my day to day
any suggestions?
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This one resumes every single day
hotfix 1.20.1
hotfix 1.20.2
hotfix 1.20.3
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release 1.21.0
hotfix 1.21.1
hotfix 1.21.2
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My teammate doesn't understand that the quantity of lines/method that he does in one commit nor the number of commits he does in one day translate directly into the quality of his commits.2
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Behing fuked almost every day because others don't clean after them... Like... I'm the only one who doesn't reply back, so... Almost every fuking day...
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That day before spring break starts, when no one is teaching you anything and you can just mess around on your laptop and code all day :D
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I think I’m gonna do one day coding challenge this Saturday as a break from a game which I’m making 😁
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Does anyone else code really slow? I spent an entire day Friday working on one DAO (and one small help desk ticket). Nothing complicated, and I knew what I was doing the entire time. At the end of the day, I just felt like I could have written it faster, or got more done. And I was really focused on it the entire day.3
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One of the nice bonus things about having 2+ kids is a father's/mother's day. A day off every month at the day of my choice.
Aahhh, finally a calm day to spend with my fam
Do other countries also have this?6 -
Finishing up a two week, four person, project in COBOL. Wondering if the same could be done in Java by one person before lunch on one day.1
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Building one or more online services that will require little maintenance and that will generate a good income. Got to stop "working" one day and own all of my time 🤑
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Code
That one day you suffering from Obsessive code disorder and Oh boy you love it.Bugs got no chance. -
I got one task left... One algorithm to solve... That's the second day I'm on it... And I need to sleep so much... Fix yourself please, let me write random lines and please work...1
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Whenever I thought everything is okay and I am all good for the day, earphone stopped working from one side.2
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I asked for first design feedback in weeks. I got a pissed off answer that he is losing patience. Seriously? YOU are losing your patience? Like you are the one working on this day in day out haha. Fukkoff1
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The one where they told me that the project I have been working on from day one was going to be handed off to an offshore team.
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Pomodoro technique but with 52min stretches and 15 min breaks.
For avoiding procrastination: create 2 Todo lists every day before leaving work, one for small tasks to be done first thing in the morning and others throughout the day.1 -
If one day you wake-up with a billion idea (tech/app) in mind.
What would be the stack for develop it?5 -
anything weird is beyond vscode
anything weirder is beyond vim
nothing is weird to emacs
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Each day waiting for others to deliever means one day less for me to do my work. Deadline still stands. Sigh.
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The feeling you get on fixing an issue after breaking your head the entire day and you fix it just in time to leave home... One bug a day 🖖
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Once again spent a day MacGyvering together all the missing pieces of the app for tomorrows presentation deadline. This time the code base is 95% good code and 5% of dirty hacks which are essential for the rest to function properly.
One day I'll enough time to finish a development cycle on time. One day... -
Day 1 of Engineering Programming 100. One "System.out.println("Hello world");" later, and I'm like "Yeah I'm a hacker so what?"
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Can't you do more than one Enki-Workout a day? That's way too little for the amount of time I spend in trains every day :O
Or am I simply blind?1 -
Maybe to have my creative team for web and videogames with a lot animations :D
Maybe.... One day.... :S -
One day @dfox, a person is going to lose their job being on devrant all day. Then rant about how they lost their job being on devrant.
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Happy Engineers' Day to all engineers here!
Sir M. Visvesvaraya, one of the greatest engineers of all time, was born this day in 1861. His contributions to the society through engineering is priceless. We celebrate his birthday as engineers' day here in India. -
Any developers using a iPad to help with workflow?
Would you recommend getting one as a support tool to your day to day activities?3
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