Oh.. I see.. How about pass@123...

The United Nations should make a law or pass a resolution to ensure better coding standards. :)

I almost died crossing the street today.
I saw all the code i ever wrote pass before my eyes.

Now that's a creative hack

Still the best example of
pass by value vs pass by reference

except Exception as e
pass

Pass my state examination ✅
Kid on the way ✅
Job locked down ✅

Pass me the aux
We about to hop

I have this one major pet peeve - getting interrupted on any messenger by "hey".

Q: Hey
A: Hey, what's up?

-minutes pass, I try to resume work-

Q: Do you have a second?
A: Sure, what's up?

-minutes pass, I try to resume work... Again-

Q: Do you know anything about #feature#?
A: Yeah, I wrote most of it, what do you need?

-minutes pass, I try to resume work... AGAIN-

(goes on same pattern, takes half an hour for a 10 second question/answer)

Like... Come on!!! Don't do this to me

I get it, I like to be cordial and friendly - but there is absolutely nothing stopping you from getting your message across without making me have to go back and forth (interrupting my work).

Programming when i'm alone and programming when someone fucking pass near by me.

way to pass the time in a painful meeting!

School server (Windows XP something)

Username: user
Password: pass + YEAR

Zero bottles of beer on the wall, zero bottles of beer; take one down, pass it around, 65535 bottles of beer on the wall.

Now I lay me down to rest,
I pray I pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take.

I found that being a (good) software engineer and a girl is such an effective way to piss off a lot of people. I could never pass on an opportunity like that.

WTF your function takes in 12 parameters!!! Then it checks one and pass the rest to another function!!

I told my colleague today that he didn't pass the Turing Test.
He did not understand.
Which proves my point.

When petrol stations worldwide have default user/pass...

*facepalm*

When you are doing dijkstra every 5 fucking second trying to pass the guy in front of you while walking.

Rewriting my resume to pass the algorithm for a job IDENTICAL to mine in responsibilty, but with fewer hours and more pay...

Due by Thursday. Wish me luck

* Updates and adds unit tests *
* Runs unit tests *
* All tests pass *

What the fuck? I'm not THAT good to write tests that pass on the first iteration.

* Runs unit tests *
* All tests pass *

Someting's not right here.

* Checks terminal *

FUCK I'm in the wrong project folder

Since git, sometimes I drink and code until I pass out

Today I woke up with good working code that I don’t even remember writing

Access granted. 😂

Every 2 months without fail:

Manager: I don’t understand what the point of writing tests is. They only ever pass and when they fail we just fix them so they pass again! It’s completely redundant!!! An exercise in absolute futility!

Dev: …

Me: I should try out Figma's vector tool

[30 minutes pass, this happened]

Pros: its nice

Cons: not as intuitive as Illustrator's or Inkscape's....

AND MUH GRIDS

* On a field trip *

🎵 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF BEER. TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, 98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL 🎵

Oh please don't.
...

🎵 1 BOTTLE OF BEER ON THE WALL, 1 BOTTLE OF BEER. TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, 0 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL 🎵

Finally, they've been singing for like an hour. Good thing it's ove--

🎵 0 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 0 BOTTLES OF BEER. TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, 4294967295 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL 🎵

>_>

My dad said if I fix his old car then I can have it once I pass my driving test. I can't seem to find the source code...

Yea so I was creating registration form and I did this:

...

if ($pass != $passrepeat or
$passrepeat != $pass) {
# MAGIC
}

...

I think I should quit being a programmer..

Me: i have to pass this test tomorrow so I better study

Me to me: start an overambitious project that will take years to complete

When you changed a logic structure but the tests still pass.

Today:
Me: I need to reimage my Hard Drive

IT (Professional):we need to check the disk for errors.

Me: no, I need reimage my HD

IT: we shouldn't do that if the disk is bad

Me: the disk is fine we just need to reimage my HD

IT:let's check it anyways to be safe

Me: :/

Three hours later................
HDD: Pass
All checks: Pass

IT: maybe we should reimage the hard drive.

Me: Great Idea

ME: 😵🔫

When you start a project.
You pass 6 stages.
But in the end it is the best thing you ever did.

Learn more dev tech and hopefully pass through master degree

Can you pass me the salt? 😃

Developers don't sleep,
.
.
They pass out.

So I finished my personal website. It works fine on every browser... Except IE. All JS functions pass the compatibility check and I don't get any errors. Great.

Some former colleague just blatantly commented out units tests I wrote for his build to pass. What the...

When you pass a completely unproductive day and start questioning your life choices

Me: Wish I got one guilty free murder pass..

God: GRANTED! Which software tester would you like to kill?

How to pass tests, sooner or later
(free code camp)

THREE FREAKING DAYS ON THIS SAME FREAKING SPEC AND I FINALLY GOT IT TO PASS!

That’s the most beautiful bit of green I’ve seen in months.

Our Service Oriented Architecture team is writing very next-level things, such as JSON services that pass data like this:

<JSON>
<Data>
...
</Data>
</JSON>

I should find me a girl that loves to code. Those would be some arguments I would like to pass through

Well, after two hours of scratching my head, I found that angular.isNumber () returns true when you pass in a NaN. Brilliant.

You don't ever have to pass parameters...
If everything is in main. 👌

Run tests locally... all pass. Run tests on build server... fail..

Even during games, I find bugs in it...
Just found NULL in FIFA GAME.
Wonder which object failed to pass it's value

2 situations when you are equally fucked :

1. It should have failed here, why is it passing?! 😯

2. It should have passed here, why is it failing?! 😯

Currently waiting to pass a test in order to get in a French dev school next year. Wish me luck!

My manager needs his position renamed to mail forwarder.
Lossless pass through and no value add

Today is my fourth try to pass advanced algorithms. Wish me luck.

So Groove has a Coding Playlist.
How about that ._.

In the uni at an exam:

Professor: I can't let you pass.
Student: Can't you ask me something?
P: I can lose my job if I let you pass

Look lighttpd just pass by and took port 80! Lol!

OS : Tail OS ✓
pass : 16+ ✓
Update password : every 15 days ✓
Mac address : spoofing ✓

Then you realise

Your Aadhar information is in gov DB.

Pass by reference, do not wrap needlessly

// Bad
takesCallback(function (data) {
// Literally all this function does
processData(data)
}

// Good
takesCallback(processData)

I see this all the time, especially with jr devs.

I love TDD.

It's so relaxing to know that your fix didn't fuck up anything else when the tests pass.

I finally stopped being lazy and wrote 31 unit tests for my Discord bot.

Nothing is more satisfying than seeing them all pass and the GitHub workflow working without any problems. :)

Unit tests fail.

Re-ran it again without looking at details.

Unit tests pass now.

What. Why?!

Now I can't sleep at night.

Me: yo pass me the photoshop
Friend: You better not make weeb idol game design
Me:

bladder: I got to pee.
me: NO! To deep in code zone.

[20 mins pass]
bladder: I got to pee.
me: NO! Let me finish this.

[30 mins pass]
bladder: I'VE GOT TO PEE
me: NO! In a zone.

[5 mins pass]
bladder: GO! GO! GO!
me: D**n you bladder.

I hate this game. I lose every time.

Client send email ... (15 seconds pass) ... client sends IM/Slack ... (15 seconds pass) ... client calls.

Me: Yes?
Client: Did you get my email asking how the project is coming along? Also, can you do this <totally unrelated> thing that will sidetrack you for 2 hours?

Our team is developing a online e-commerce application. Since the owner uses Last Pass and doesn't like the extension icon in input fields, he asks the developer team to install the extension and ensure Last Pass was disabled for all input fields, password and usernames included, across the site. It was unacceptable to ask him to disable it though the extension menu.

Python tip: some python functions have **kwarts (key-word) arguments, that means you can construct your parameter dictionary like so:

kwargs = { 'a':1, 'b':2}

And pass those arguments like so:

function(**kwargs)

That moment when... something finally works.

But you don't trust it.

So you pass it bad inputs to see if it's failing as it should.

!student

Principles of Programming Languages teacher:

No one in industry uses git.

The same guy who refused to take semester project submissions as github links.

Also "Python is never pass by reference/id()"

Was fired after 3 months. My boss said "how did you even pass engineering school?!"

I'm not a skilled programmer... and never will be!

Half way through a 2 hour deployment, and a fucking test fails.
Yes, it takes 2+hours to run the tests.

Rerun in test environment: pass
Rerun in prod: pass
Rerun changed test in prod: fail..

Why, why you got to hate me for?
I love it when production is the place where config gets changed.

I hate it when you pass hardwork as the argument and all you get is a void.

Do developers have to get everything approved from the product manager. Even the name of a function and explain why you chose to pass something as a parameter? Isn't this micromanagement?

Articles 13 and 11 pass exactly during the world cup, so news channels won't report on it coz they're too busy showing Ronaldo's goal for the 376th time

While Google is developing breakthrough AI systems that might quite possibly pass the Turing tests in the near future, my university suggests I learn JQUERY and calls the course Advanced Web Programming

-"Need to install a program, but dont have a browser!"
-"Use other computer and USB stick"
-"Do i pass the icon?"

Building a product from scratch is a fucking nightmare.

Teams building such products should be given a green pass to the heaven.

Has anyone felt the astonishing effect that is writing a whole bunch of test classes, hitting run for the first time and they all pass.

I'm kinda sitting here staring at my screen in disbelief, either these tests all passed, or I've really missed something and they passed anyway, or it's just a lying piece of shit trying to question my own abilities... all are possible right now.

And no, they are not " assert(1,1) "

Have to use a 3rd party API which responds to all requests like

{
status: 200,
data:{
status: 'fail' / 'pass',
data: { data}
}

Should I be sad?

P.S. They ask for a 'userName'

Need my vaccine receipt to go to a wedding. And I’m in line to get the pdf document. On the one hand this is some cool implementation for a load balancer, on the other hand this so strange… be online in a line to get a document -.0

To all the people who don't know how to yield when merging on the highway...
To all the people who ride my ass when I am trying to pass a slower moving vehicles...
To all the people who try to pass on the right when I am trying to move back into the right lane so I don't break other peoples windshields with rocks by providing enough space...
To all the people who tailgate, then pass me almost causing a head-on, then 200ft later slow down and make me wait for you to turn...

FUCK YOU!

Just failed at 4/6 subjects at my uni. And now I have to study subjects I have completely no interest in just to pass. I feel depressed

just a tip. if you read the emails from the management in funny voice they wont pass you off.

Apply for a job, pass the application stage, pass the practical demonstration and get invited for interview.

2 other candidates dropped out before the interview. It was an internal position for me, the other two were externals.

I still got made to interview for the position even though I was the only suitable candidate and everybody in the organisation knew me from my current role.

Why HR? Why?

P.S. I got the job.

When one of CS teachers went to jail for asking money to pass exams.

Defiently an experience for both him and students.

Fuck you for imposing the upper limit on password length for my online banking! Why do you even care about my pass - don't you fucking hash it beforehand?!

When you make tests for all the methods you know are working and you pass the required coverage.

Moving to a new job 5 months after starting the previous one. The company did not manage to pass my probation period.

New Year resolution 2018:

Actually read / pass at least 2-3 of the 100+ books/courses on professional topics that I bought in 2017.
And stop buying stuff I don't use.

Function bool NewSpeedTestingStandard()
{
AskUserToLoadAPage();
return UserUsesPhoneWhileLoad()
? "Fail" : "Pass";
}

In a programming exam, we had to write a program in 60 minutes, part of which was sorting some strings by length (strings the same length had to be in the same line)... I had like 3 minutes left, so i wrote this beauty:

boolean b = false;
for(int i = 0; i <= 999999; i++){
for(int j = 0; j <= strings.length; j++){
if(i == strings[j].length()){
System.out.print(s + " ");
b = true;
}
}
if(b){
System.out.println();
b = false;
}
}

When the devs "fix" the unit tests by modifying the test cases so they pass.... Bugs are still there, but our deployment succeeds now. Oh federation....

How did this pass review?!

Wrote my final exams a few hours ago. I just hope I pass.

I need a hug.

Thanks for the suggestion, Google, but I'll pass this time.

99 IT recruiters on the phone, 99 IT recruiters.
Take one down and pass it around, 99 IT recruiters on the phone.

Ugh all but one unit test is passing :-(. I know the code is working- so the problem must be in the test... [add @ignore to test]. Yay they all pass now!

Any Stromae fans on devrant

His music get me in the zone...when code works and test pass 😅😅😅

my worst dev sin:
Commit and go home on a friday not waiting for the build to pass.

Tons of notification from counterparts the following monday

Dev trend I think will pass?

Creating new frameworks on this dumpster fire of a language we call JavaScript.

Rant about the Hungarian corruption.
Today I was on a driving test with two others, I was the last one.
They just flat out told us that two of us will pass, the first two who bribe them(the driving instructor and the inspector)
I was the last in line, and both paid before me so I failed my driving test automatically and I have to retake it(because if all three pass, than attention is brought onto the corruption), and even have to pay the fee to be able to retake the exam, and now I will have to bribe them too, so I can pass.
This pisses me off so much, I wish I had alexdelarge as my personal rant writer so he could express my pure anger and hatred.

I'm mainly a Java guy but JS ability to pass a function has a parameter to another function makes me feel like god.

This legacy will not pass to our kids...

99 little bugs in the code
99 little bugs
Take one down and pass it around
127 little bugs in the code

Sorry, boss. You can either have me friendly/sociable at work or pass a random. Not both.

Go to hell
Go directly to hell a bit early
Do not pass go
Do not collect 200 dollars

When all the unit tests pass…

Can I pass WordPress as wk27? 😂

All things have ends. Nothing lasts
If I am currently sad, this situation will pass.
If I am currently happy, this situation will pass too.

If there is a bug, boss like shit.. it'll pass, it doesn't deserve to be that sad ans depressed..

If there is no bug, and the work is perfect.. it'll pass.. there will be moments when sadness come..

it's just everything is going, nothing deserves to be sad or that happy.

The times when you just can't fall asleep and have to do something just to pass the time and end up getting up in the afternoon next day are the worst.

You mustn't pass null to this function that accepts nullable strings

This too shall pass.

Stuck in tutorial hell....
I have a list of ideas for applications I want to create but I always feel like I never know enough to start them. So I end up signing up for another tutorial from most of the popular sites to only skip pass all 50-60%. Has anyone ever experienced this? I'm open for suggestions to get pass this!!

Having an app doesn't give you a free pass to have a website that works horribly on mobile.

I'm looking at you, Mint.

Whatever you post, some people will still get offended. -_-

An update on my rant about that interview I had.
They emailed saying they're sorry I didn't pass etc.

My literal response was: wow. Shocker. No shit I didn't pass 😂

Some nice comments about how fucked up is the world of Android development.
Sometimes I feel like a clown having to pass though Google's hoops that change every five minutes. 🤡

We all know that scumbag test that sporadically decides to fail. Simply running it again makes it pass.

I've been meaning to mention for the pass three months that my Java Programming class has "Leet" in it's course number.

My personal projects never really pass through development phase

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas 😂

Oh man setting up postfix and dovecot (plus things like rspamd) is a pain in the ass.
But it's worth it, having your own mail server is just quite a good feeling.
Now I just need to find out how to get it to pass the spam filter of Google, despite the server and the DNS zone being well-configured (better than my school's mail server according to tests, but that one still manages to pass. I have no idea why.)

How I work:

I drink lots of coffee and pass out for 12 hours.

It’s like alcoholism, just less productive.

When companies pass themselves off as AI but it is really just profiling.

Dont know whztto say except it's a pleasure to pass bythe sea everyday

when you pass off on-call to another developer and wish them luck 😂

Easy to pass the tests if you don't write any.

Fuck me why do my unit tests pass with garbage input.

I can't go into a long weekend with this shit in my head rent free.

!rant
When I don't know, why I opened Google.

Today I spent like 30 mins trying to pass one of FreeCodeCamps test.
Found the problem.
I added 'u' to "favorite" when creating the field for a schema. 😂😂😭

Making them unit tests pass

#h@ckerrank #happiness #coding it all about how much you pass the test cases.

*waiting for xmas to pass, so I don't see that much of merry Xmas on devrant*

🤐

I'm doing a tiny project in c++ to teach myself, its infuriating. Forgot the pass-by-reference ampersand and spent a full hour trying to figure out why the program took so long...

"In this API you need to pass the epoch in user's timezone."

WTF!! can this world be any worse...... how many epochs are there in this world?

After writing ~200 lines of code and then unit testing it

THE TESTS ALL PASS!!!

then I run them again just to be sure and they all pass but mocha is saying I am getting 40ms lag on some of my tests...

Noooo!!!

This is meant to be an async message passing system; I cannot have an input lag of 40ms :(

That moment when you are about to pass out because you are so hungry, but you want to finish this module before you leave your PC.

Fix the Unit Tests to pass your Code!

Anyone ever had exams, where teacher tell you that if you study on said part of the course and you'll pass, then got completely blindsided on the actual exam... Oh the horror 😂

It is so awkward to watch 50 shades of grey movie and coding at the same time. Especially when the **** part someone pass by and watch it with you.

That someone is my CTO . He paid me RM 200 for the pass him the movies. Sounds like I have a new business.

So anyone need the movie , it is just 200MYR... 😂😂😂😈

Actually he can get it from torrent. But why?

I got a few resolution for this year.
-Releasing the app I am developing
-Learn more about devOps
-Learn machine learning
-primarily, pass out from this college without hurdle

All unit tests pass in eclipse, swap to maven 1 test suddenly fails.

Fuck you maven

my 4TB Seagate HDD is failing in a very strange way:

I noticed an issue where my PC would just outright hang for a minute or two occasionally when swapping to the 4TB HDD. When I look at logs, when it hangs, the 4TB HDD times out but then on a retry IMMEDIATELY reads whatever sector just fine. In fact, it reads fine constantly for a few days until the same sector has an issue. So, the timeout is a remap, then? No, as the spare sector and bad sector counts in the SMART info don't change. It doesn't even change how many read errors or anything it's had. Strange, but let's test it with Seatools to be sure.

Tests go as follows:

- Short: pass
- Short: pass
- Long: seatools immediately crashes. Reopening seatools, it pulled a serial of all zeroes... okay....?
- Long: seatools immediately crashes. Seatools gets the right serial on reopen.
- Long: pass
- Long: fail
- Long: pass
- Long: seatools immediately crashes. All zero serial again.

i have no idea what's happening

One project deadline coming up, one presentation to be given next week, and 3 exams on consecutive days.
Scared as fuck. 😭
I hope I pass.
Wish me luck!

~learn react enough to make a full-stack web app
~learn Flutter
~get good enough at data structures and algorithms to pass a fucking coding skills test

Ah perfect... Now none of the unit tests pass...

I want to buy a beer for everyone who developed the mobile pass app. Just breezed through immigration and customs without waiting in the 1 hour+ line. Technology wins. Cheers!

Python abstract classes... Looks like a pain in the ass...

I'm just gonna create a class filled with methods that just pass or throws NotImplementedException

Good enough?

What will be the future CAPTCHA, when robots will be able to pass the Turing test?

except Exception e:
pass

Everywhere. I'm so happy to debug this codebase :').

When my tests pass AND CI succeeds. Or just when my php code works haha

trying to login fb
username : ...........
pass : ...................

without thinking just type that pass

error changed pass 2 year back

again try to remember same password
:(

unable to remember

Can i pass being REALLY drunk as the ballmers peak?

$ python
>>> class Object:
>>> pass
>>> self = Object()
>>> self.attr = val...
>>> * copy paste code from some class
<Ctrl>+d
Testing ☑️

Having to explain to asp classic developers why you shouldn't try to pass a DataRow to an MVC view

😭

Please god let me pass my bachelor thesis so this is over and I have some rest and time for more fun stuff...

Can you add a reddit like feature to your digital hall pass system?

88 hours on the clock
Take one more, pass it around
89 hours on the clock

Maybe my goal next week should be to clear 100 😂

I tried "sudo, honey could you pass me a beer"...

It worked !

Dev trend you think will pass?

👉 NLP Chatbots

If you apply for a job advertising 35,000-45,000 and get offered 26,000 how would you handle it? If you meet the requirements and pass there test.

icons I need to pass 8 hours with

A non dev has no right to pass judgement whether a dev is good or not. Be it engg manager or a product manager or any other manager

Want to get last value of a list?

value = 0
for value in list:
pass

working with 10 year old code :/

#include<semester.h>
#include<tension.h>
void pain()
{
mind=confused;
while(study!=done)
{
paper = back;
parents=scold;
}
if(i==pass)
{
tension free;
}
else
{
go to hell;
}

I think YouTube is trying to tell me something. I think I'll pass though, I don't really fancy working at such a massive company.

memes!

They make me feel better for all the shit I have to pass through..

I think i need friends to go drink à beer sometime. I pass 20h on a PC ... Not normal XX

After all the pain I just went through trying to get this workflow to pass config data, I'm gonna relax by writing overly fancy config file documentation.

LET THERE BE BOX CHARACTERS!
┏┓
┗┛

How to pass yourself off as a Web Developer.

Download Wordpress.
Install theme.
Install plugins.
Activate plugins.
Customize theme.
Email client: "Done, invoice attached."
Receive sum of $10,000.

Perfect use of DI in .NET Core project.

> Passed logger object in UI project's controller class constructor.
> Then pass it to internal class.
> Then pass it to business project.
> Then pass it to another class and finally used logger in a method to log exceptions in try-catch

Does anyone else here use PuTTY to SSH into a linux server and then create a tunnel into a Windows PC on that local network for remote desktop to pass through.

Go directly to production. Do not pass unit tests.

mvn clean install: all tests pass

run all tests in IntelliJ: the same 6 tests fail every time

run those 6 tests in IntelliJ: they pass

-_-

Comments are made and arguments are passed

Job requirement for mee position opening in 11 days: CISSP...

I want this job. Anyone have tips on how to pass this exam in a week?

!rant

Paradoxon: if an AI gets good enough to pass the touring test, it would also be good enough to _not_ pass it 🤔

tl;dr never heard about rubber duck debugging before devrant

i didnt worked with Yii fw in the past but we bouth a site written in Yii and i wanted to add a form but could not pass the model to the view so i went for a smoke with my roommate to think about it

"i have the view, i have the model, the action but dont know how to pass the model variable because its an existing view..."

"...it should be passed to the render function in the existing index action but thats written somewhere else, so if i could pass it there..."

"...i can write the action there and then i should pass the variable to the render function in the index action and goddamit, so thats how you do it, thanks mate!"

he stared at me like wtf? o.O

room mate debugging ftw!

Hang the fuck on Microsoft... Isn't the whole point of a season pass to get DLC...

I smell a money grub!

started with
printf("Hello World... It's 2010")

Journey to
cout
println
Document.write
echo

Stayed at
try:
print('hey there...')
except:
print('got issue.... Fu#k this bug')
pass

I forgot my last pass password.
Me to my brain : You had one job!

Youtube with its annoying ads that pass my dns server. Well, no longer! Just add /api/stats/ads to the universal routing. Poof ads gone ^^,

I dont know what they're selling but they be trying really hard 😂.

23 machines down, 50 days lab access left. Hope I'll pass the exam on November and become an OSCP.

"Coding and testing of the iOS app will be done tomorrow. Then we need to sign and publish it + pass review so it might be live this time next year"

Best way to pass a DB dump with sensitive data: zip with password and email. :|

That moment when you directly submit the code and pass all test cases in the first try.

Listening to Kavinsky and having the urge to do some coding in 80's atmosphere , then remembering semester starts in two days and I really gotta pass those courses. *sigh*

Applied to an AI startup, offering 100 bucks if I pass their coding challenge…hopefully just an algo question and not a damn jira ticket

Trying to pass an array in URL as a path variable
(Spring)