Our website doesn't look the same on phone and desktop.

Please remove responsivness.

When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux

Code runs, time to remove all the System.out.println("AAAAAAAAA"); from it.

Hoorah! My code finally works! Now gotta remove those 1000 print statements I used to identify the bugs 😥

A friend asked me to test a program he made
So i downloaded it, and i noticed that i crash when you try to minimize the window
After i tell him about the bug, he send me a new version, and said "I fixed it, it was pretty easy"
He just removed the minimize button
"to remove a bug, remove the feature"

How to remove WannaCry: Russian edition

Joe is a moron

Joe :- Please remove that immediately.

// Joe is a moron

When you don't know what a part of code does to your program but you are too afraid to remove it.

There are two type of people

1. Use programming as a source to gain stress

2. Use programming as a source to
remove stress

Just wait until I remove my headphones before you start to talk to me...

Just received my very first pull request on GitHub. Pull request: "Remove jquery as dependency".

* Makes repo private *

Me : "I want to remove this file"
Windows powershell : "No you can't"

Me : "I'd like to remove this file and then sort all my /home files in alphabetical order and rename all of then adding some text before and after there actual name"
Linux bash : "Ok. Done."

There are two type of people

1. Use programming as a source to gain stress

2. Use programming as a source to
remove stress

Delivered Project to Client (Android App) and forgot to remove a Toast that I used for Debug purposes. "it fucking works!!"

Life is too short to "Remove usb safely"

the actual code is way more than that . Is there anyone who adds the code but doesn't remove the code that isn't necessary

When you forget to remove your console.logs, and other developers be like:

Seen at work in code:

<!-- DO NOT REMOVE CONTENTS PLACED HERE //TODO: Would have loved if some one also had said why we should not remove this -->

Lol

Here's my setup. I don't want to remove my laptop to take outside, unfortunately. So, ain't gonna happen.

Today a client asked us if we could remove http:// of his website url...

Go home windows you're drunk! 😂
Remove 4tb of data on a 256gb ssd

"Remove it i don't want it" - display: none !important;

Best way to remove and hide pimple 😂

ctto

Remove the egos, and then read other people codes, it doesn't matter their codes are good or bad, you can still learn from it.

"let's setup a seedbox quickly to seed Linux iso's!"

-

You can remove that 'quickly' part. My own goddamn fault but fuck this is annoying.

Ever accidentally +1 someone, remove it, and then feel bad cause they probably got a notification?

Best App Review ever:

"Awesome app but please remove the ads, then i will give you 5 Stars"

So basicly you are saying the developers should not make any money of the app they spend multiple hours making? Well lets remove the ads then i guess 😤😤

Remove the d from dfox.

Fox has three words.

Triangle has three edges.

Therefore dfox is illuminati

I have to update Visual Studio Installer before I can remove Visual Studio

Makes sense

Thank you Microsoft

and that's how i remove bugs 😂😂😂😂

What's your story when you had to scrape your code, for the better, when you went working for days and had to remove it all?

My doctor told me to remove coffee from my diet for a week

This will be a looong week

Instead of using actual debugging tools, using print statements and forgetting to remove all of them.

My life is too short to remove USB safely

Don't put a hack and leave comments like "// HACK: Remove this later". It's gonna stay there forever. Trust me. Do clean codes from the start!

sudo apt-get remove --purge idiot-in-the-room

- Guys, today the security auditors are coming, don't forget to remove your sticky notes with passwords. And for God's sake wear the badges for a least a day!

Not me, but a colleague questioned himself for a while over this one. He simply forgot a semicolon when doing some server maintenance:

sudo yum remove application1 sudo yum remove application2

This didn't just remove application1 and 2, it removed sudo and yum too. One slightly embarrassing call to the ops team later, we had to replace the box.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should automate your server maintenance!

Being majestic as a web developer:

1. Hacking through the DevTools to remove the anti-AdBlocker overlay + vertical scrolling paralysis on news website
2. See point 1

$ sudo apt-get remove UK
...
After this operation, 1 GB will be lost.
Do you want to continue? [Y/n]

When you can't remove an app cause one of its dependencies depends on itself

Oh, let's alias 'vagrany' to 'vag', y'know, to save time typing...

"vag destroy"
Ok. Let's remove that asap.

*Code review a PR*

“Remove extra new line here.”

Registered for a job application website and on profile page I see my password in clear type! ...

Time to change password to an easy one and remove profile as fast as possible...

Story goes on: changed password which included a special char successfully.
Tried to remove the account but was told password has invalid chars.

Logged off to see if the password still works. Can't login anymore...

Instant rant mail to admit.

SVN commit log for a project folder:

"Remove printing of user and password to log"

Haven't written Python in months. Noe I have to go back through a couple hundred lines and remove all the ;s 😂😂

FUCK JOOMLA, SERIOUSLY FUCK IT. HOW DIFFICULT CAN IT BE TO REMOVE ONE FUCKING ITEM?! FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK

It gives me utmost pleasure knowing that even people at Google forgot to remove the link to Orkut for three years!

Was wondering why my rig was slowing down to a crawl to find it was MalwareBytes so had no choice but to remove it...Goodnight sweet price.

"First remove the break points, and then commit the code".

He described it as if the breakpoints could stop time!! 😂

fuck me X'D Complained to nowtv that their player wasn't working because apparently it finds 'screen sharing' software running on my mac. This was their response

The more code I remove the better it works

When the Marketing team runs a promotion focusing on a feature you're about to remove.

pushed an error ajax to production: alert( data + "form not submitted you cunt"); I forgot to remove it. 😂😂

No, "Remove big elephant" is not a suitable commit message. Especially not 15 times in a row 😒

PSA: "sudo apt-get remove nginx" doesn't actually remove nginx. It will still continue to run and block port 80 on every reboot.

Until you run sudo apt-get autoremove, nginx-core and others still remain.

And that's how twenty seconds of scheduled downtime turns into 10 minutes.

Dammit nginx

>X gets corrupted somehow
>"sudo apt-get remove xorg"
>begins uninstalling millions of packages
>a fullscreen warning flashes by: "Are you SUUUUUURE you wanna remove the kernel?"
>wasn't prompted to deny
>After process, get kernel panic
>reboot
>kernel panic within 10 seconds

Why must you do this to me, Debian?

1. find bug
2. remove bug
3. error! go to 1

This is just like me when I play with my baby niece to remove some stress from work. Effectively recharges me and can code again even if I'm tired

Happens everytime PM tells me to remove a feature 😥.

My manager doesn’t like code comments, want us to remove from PRs 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

-> everyone at the company uses git
-> asked to change some stuff
-> boss says "don't remove the old code, just comment it in case we need it in the future"
-> ...
-> ???

Just a thought...

Is it illegal to remove a geo blocker from a website by just setting the display to "none" in the dev tools?

Asking for a friend.

Remove USB drive safely..
°×°

the yellow knight watching over linux looking for problems to fix and windows to remove

When you forgot to remove your lorem ipsum text

All I wanted to do is remove some features. 1 hour later - still waiting.

I can remove these fucking overlaying popups from the DOM when I want to view the content in the webpage :/

There are two type of people

1. Use programming as a source to gain stress

2. Use programming as a source to
remove stress

Just remove social life

Worst coding mistake: forget to remove print statement that prints user authentication details.

Actually happened on a code review:

Tech lead: "Why did you remove this code?"
Dev: "Why did you wrote this code?"

That feeling when you remove unused parts of the code.

Next keynote from Apple:
"Lets remove the battery from all our devices!"

sudo remove stress

99% of apps I remove from my phone are apps with bad UI/UX interfaces 😂

I DO NOT OWE FB MONEY.....

Should I write a GreaseMonkey svript to remove this?

sudo apt-get remove windows

Safely remove drive C:

Should I remove the code, or comment it out until the client changes their minds...

GNOME devs: “ah users use this feature. Let’s remove it completely and fuck em”

I don't believe this. I have to install Gnome Tweak Tools to remove the "Trash" icon from desktop. What the hell :/

Commenting in code isn't to remind you what you did, its to temporarily remove features your boss doesnt want today, but will tomorrow

Never remove Python (and its dependencies) from Ubuntu.... I'm not proud...

Was going to though my old private repos to remove the unused ones. Looks like I wasn't happy about this particular one

When Android Developer forget to remove .git folder before building his APK file...

When you look at a layout and consider the hour it will take to refactor and clean stuff out to remove built functionality.

Nah fuck it - display: none !important;

Sometimes I get scared that one of my posts is gonna get so many downvotes that it'll remove my previous +1000 that I have.

Got a request from a client to remove the dot on the i because umlauts are bad for SEO in URL paths

Remember to remove your placeholders!

Found a code comment that states, "//Don't remove. In for a reason." with no further explanation. Um, shouldn't all the code in this project be in for a reason?

Sudo apt-get remove --purge hurricane-irma

A most cathartic feeling: when I get to remove a huge block of commented code that isn't necessary. 😌

I've got a puzzle! How well do you know the weird GNU coreutils error messages?

$ rm foo/
rm: cannot remove 'foo/': Is a directory

$ rm -r foo/
rm: cannot remove 'foo/': Not a directory

What am I?

The moment when you made branch restrictions, but your colleagues just remove them so they are able to merge their branch into master.

- Insert alt text here (but don't remove the placeholder).

Windows can't remove hyper-v,
FCK you Windows.

2 Things:. Never symlink the root directory and don't try to remove a symlink with rm -rf

Nearly shit my pants today.

Does anybody know how to remove that large white bar attached to every window on ubuntu 17.10?

When my sister asks me to remove the datestamp fort her wordpress website ->
.datestamp{
display: none !important;
}

So they did remove later the function itself but forgot the invocation :)

Feels so good to refactor code and remove unnecessary complexity

I can't believe this is part of an official documentation (wordpress).
Tldr, they want to tell you how to remove all characters in the end of a file lol

#DevOps life:

Reading package lists... Done
Calculating upgrade... Done

0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove
and 0 not upgraded.

... my day is done here.

Dear Ubuntu 16.04, thanks for always freezing when i remove the VGA cable. :)

Didn't even bother to remove their name 😂

Mac logic.

set app as default for a file type.
remove the app,
open the file. heheh

"shall I remove the folder /var/www/?"

"To envision what will be, you must remove yourself from the constant concern for what already is." - Scott Belsky

wtf google chrome? who the heck decided that this could be a good idea??? will have to remove chrome from my circley icon dock 😔

"Remove comments" said one bright developer, when asked how to reduce code space!👍
#ohshitmoment

Got my new laptop today!
Traded my old laptop..
The devRant stickers were too difficult to remove, so I had to part with them. :(

!rant

You're Hired,
Now please remove the Virus.

I was tasked by a client to build a blogging / News website.

Client's first request: remove any reference of a publish date from the blogs, it ages our content.

Right so I have to subscribe for this website's spam to remove the already spammed inbox.

Fuck logic

sudo apt-get remove -y ruby

Why would a software update remove apps while doing an overnight update??? Very frustrating

How to remove the write protection on a .docx file under linux?
Well, duckduckgo has the answer.

I had to remove the inherited elements of a div element in jQuery so I googled "kill children".

took me a while to understand ...

Nothing more depressing than a response like "No, no, no, we can't remove this old code. It doesn't matter that there's 0 references as of 3 years ago"

When you forget to remove print statements before you push... 😐

Peeve of the week: Youtube videos with robot voices (text-to-speech).

Youtube needs detection and a filter option to let users remove those vids from search results.

TFW you just made 8k additions in lines to a github repo.
By forgetting to remove the log files.

I hate subscription-based payments.

Oh, you want to charge my credit card 90$ if I forget to remove it from your shitty website? Oh, well.

I really wish my break points would adjust themselves when I add or remove lines of code. 😑

When you accidentally commit and push code that has massively commented out sections that you meant to remove >:/

Can't fix the error...
Just remove the throw exception

Inspired from Jase's face reveal, doing it again for me new friends.

Image in comments (so I can remove it later for privacy reasons).

That moment when you remove a giant CSS vendor lib from the project repo and it goes from 60% main language and 40% CSS, to 90% main language

If you have plans to open source one thing, just start it open source from scratch. It’s extremely painful to remove business logic of a closed source project.

Every time I try to optimise the code

I have made +150 commits to remove technical dept of 67 commits

"sudo apt remove nano" is easier than "update-alternatives --set editor /usr/bin/vim.basic" so I just do that.

Anyone else have an irrational fear of others finding the swears in your comments that you forgot to remove before pushing?

SonarQube: You forgot to remove this one 'import' statement

Also SonarQube: This will take you at least 5 years to fix

- Genie!
- Yes lord?
- Please make Mendix modeler Linux compatible so I can remove fcking Windows os
- "insert shocked Pikachu meme here"

Why would someone remove a perfectly working GUI interface with a cmd interface?. Just learnt that android SDK manager and AVD manager have been replaced by their cmd versions.

1. Remove 'this.' from your js-syntax.
2. Be happy.

When a password hint tool throws an error saying your password is too weak, you then remove a symbol and it now works 👌

I just found out you can commit single lines of a file without the necessity to remove temporarily debug lines every time ... it has blown my mind.

Introducing Google Tasks

Default Tasks:
1. Reduce body
2. Reduce fat
3. Remove fucking image

For your Glassdoor needs:
document.getElementsByClassName('hardsellOverlay gdGrid')[0].remove()
document.body.style.overflow = "inherit";

What happens when I say "uhm... and what if I remove this two little lines of code?"
Ctrlzctrlzctrlz

Just received a Jira request to remove training videos from the business ethics page or our employee intranet because we longer hold the license's.

HaHa

Refactored my current portfolio grid :) Decided to remove margins for a cleaner look and removed slideshow functionality because things became too slow and it really doesn't need it.

Ok, so google asked me to remove SEND_SMS and RECIEVE_SMS permission from my app before January 9th, 2019 or I should remove my app from play instead. F***ing Great.

Accidentally nuking my hard drive with diskpart's lovely clean command because I was trying to remove an Ubuntu partition.

Phone: you have unsused Apps. Remove them maybe to save memory?
The unused apps: all default apps which can't be uninstalled only deactivated.

Do you notice something, phone?

Hold up... remove win 10 os?..... from Add and Remove Programs?....FROM WINDOWS XP?????

"If there is one word I’d like to remove from any conversation about design, it’s 'pretty.'" - Aarron Walter

You keep a song in your playlist that you skip everytime it plays.

You want to remove it but you don't.

Why are our brains wired like that?

I am wondering what would it take to remove the spam / bot accounts out of devRant. Just recently seen quite a lot of them. If we collectively report their profile, would @dfox remove them ?

E.g. @chaosesqueteam

This kind of stuff is what causes developer's to loss their mind. If you have to write a comment saying do not use a function, REMOVE IT!

To all dark theme lovers:
If you want an IRL dark theme just remove all the windows.

sudo apt remove --purge 2018
sudo apt-get install 2019
pip install happiness good-code

when you try to stop tracking changes to files you added on git but instead of running the remove from cache command you run the remove from server also command. and it deletes all the cpanel config files and ruins the hosting account.

Biking out to the beach on Saturday I remembered I forgot to remove a log.warn("cuntface", values) before committing on Friday.

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear douchebag than to open it and remove all doubt.

`git ci -m "Remove not needed escapes"`

Removed some \ from bash script.

But how it sounds :D

Huh? GitHub just added an empty column to my project with an empty item I can't remove, reloading doesn't fix it.

( ་ − ་ ) 'You can't see this item'

Hi guys @dfox @trogus , just wanted to report a tiny annoyance lol

If a rant is posted with a picture, then edited, I don't see any way to remove the picture without deleting the rant.

The "Attach img/gif" should say remove current attachment when the post is being edited, or an additional button maybe.

Thanks, others can give suggestions if got em (:

Install windows
Open internet explorer
Download google chrome
Remove internet explorer from existence

- this is the kind of hate ie gets

That moment you realise that bloatware you had on your xperia device that you couldnt remove without rooting? Google tries to install it on your new phone.. Nice

Who hates the new Skype app for Android?
Why remove so many features?

Remove a users virus, save them for a day. Teach a user to Google error messages, save them from a lifetime of viruses.

This place would be much better if we could ban idiots. I won’t give names but one wants to slit my throat and other is putin’s assole.

Oops accidentally created this Angular component in the wrong directory. Better run the Ng command to remove the component so I don't need to remove the files and references in app.module.ts otherwise it would take an annoying amount of time to track down the right lines there and it also opens the door to human error!

......shit

Todo list when you tell someone you are developer:
1. Fix slow computer
2. Remove virus.
3. Help with Microsoft Word
4. Check why printer is not working

When you are seeing a video tutorial and the guy remove a bunch of code that you didn't notice, and unconsciously you press 'ctrl+Z'

I hate Facebook messenger! Got a message about a freelance website I built a while ago with some change requests, as I was scrolling through the message I accidentally hit 👎. I tried to remove the reaction but deleted their message, which is only deleted for me so now I can't remove the reaction.

Dijkstra said if debugging it's the art of remove the bugs from the code, programming must be the art of putting bugs in the code.

The rant starts here....
die() function from PHP, it's like Hitler shouting, "if you can't solve the problem remove the source of the problem"

Thanks to restic and b2 I was finally able to remove my old server backups, feels refreshing and fuse is as always truly magical.

I hate it when people sneak up and I have to remove my headphones when coding just to ask.. what you doing??
Jerking off jackass.. Come sit down

Ehh.....
Another day of problems with Windows, just removed 96 unsafe files (Trojans, Malware, Adware etc.)...
At first, Defender refused to work with me, I tried to remove that with Defender (which found just 7 treats), but 'remove' or 'quarantine' didn't work, so I downloaded Malwarebytes and now works fine. Still, some minor problems, gonna format this crap soon...or maybe it's time to move to Linux or macOS finally? 🤔

In Morning: Let's remove this bug.
*after some time*
"Ok!!! I would solve this at night time."
Night: leave it! Let's work on another project.

Senior colleague wants to remove eslint from a project, it keeps giving him errors when his lines are several hundred characters long 😐

"Cortana can do so many things..."

buT CAn yOu rEmOVe AlL a(i)DS from thIs "OS", inCLuDinG yOursElF?

...

Thought so. Still fucking useless trash

I have a great idea:

Remove # from tags if people forget.
It should be easy to implement and it will finally shut up those purists.

A program I was using did not recognize a flag that I needed, so I edited the EXE file (using notepad++, no hexeditor) to replace a flag whose name was actually checked with the one I needed. Worked like a charm.

The response for my bug report was "this feature should not be there in the first place, we will remove it". Lucky me they did not remove it earlier.

If you install your OS to one drive; can you remove the drive, then boot your OS in another computer off of that drive?

When you’re working on a React-Native app and decide to remove a library, don’t accidentally type a space instead of a hyphen when trying to remove something like ‘react-native-svg’. Xcode/expo get super mad when you remove react-native.

"oh, you work with it? Can you help me remove viruses?"

hmpf...

Do any body know how to remove that stupid 1px border in Windows 10 ,
It's always drawing my attention 😡

Pro tip: get more battery life with one simple hack: remove the battery 🔋

a project to remove many boilerplate code from .net applications

How do you remove oily keys on keyboard?

What I’ve tried so far are rub it using a pencil eraser and clean it using cotton with alcohol.
Damn. I’m having a hard time to remove it.

When you forgot to remove your debug description and add a real one before publishing your watchface :)

When the week starts with the following task:

"Remove the page."

And mind reads:
"Remove the page, you had to invest hours of your precious, because we never really plan about things we really need. We just have a gut feeling and it would be nice to have fully functional websites instead of paper prototypes or click dummies. Thank you but keep in mind, we might need the deleted page next week."

I setup a Firebase project, and then remove the authentication completely, so I can send API call freely.

After 2 weeks I am still alive...

That's amazing!

I will remove the commented code LATER means I will NEVER do it :(

Feature request:
Option to remove everything that have something positive about Windows.

@drRoss

My creation after 1 day.
Enter any string ending with period and this program will remove any spaces that exceed.
Looks pretty beautiful and decorative too. :)

if i could just make sure it doesn't eat me or remove my face :)

For God's sake Oreo why remove the dark theme, why!

Remove automata theory class