No. More. Writing. Code. On. A. Fucking. Piece. Of. Paper.

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Writing script to handle fan speed now.

Writing a change log must be fun.

When I'm writing a test button

Writing code for a startup without signing a contract first...

Things I'm half decent at: Writing code
Things I am absolutely the worst at: Managing projects

Things I got employed for: Writing code
Things I do: Managing projects

Writing Regex be like..

Currently sat in an airport writing shit code. But soon be in Italy writing shit code.

Toughest part of git is writing the commit message

When you implement a feature by (primarily) deleting existing code...

It's 2016, I'm still writing commit messages like,

Sometimes you'd think you're just writing pseudocode...

Writing a master piece

Programming just like writing a book but........

Not writing tests.

Yes we exist.

Was writing a word document.
Ended it with semicolon;

The first time writing code in an airplane was very uncomfortable. Everyone around me thought I was hacking the airliner.

I was writing HTML.

I actually like writing comments and documentations.

When you're writing documentation at half past midnight

Writing HTML is not coding. You can't relate to me.

Writing bugs

Writing regular expressions from the top of my head

Never writing down anything because "meh I'll remember it all tomorrow"

writing an assembler for my compiler, Manticore.

Currently working on writing a hand written parser and parse tree node system.

Absolutely hate writing "Just-Get-It-Done" code!

When you're less efficient at writing emails than code.

I realised this only after I started writing codes in JavaScript.

Writing code in MS Word 2010.

When you start cleaning your code after writing complete program

Or writing documentations...

Writing css feels like playing Jenga.

Writing in Electron...

Is there an English (UK) option for writing CSS properties? I could never get used to writing "color" all the time 😧

Writing "every other f*****g language" after Python is pure frustration

Version Control for Writing

Writing code after months!
Oh I missed you so much :')

Writing code in a hipster language like Haskell

Customer writing User stories

Supporting outlook in your mail templates.. On a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being writing code in sublime/eclipse to 10 being writing code in MS Word, how difficult is it??

Writing code for SJWs be like

Writing in a language I barely know cause clients requirements...

Not writing unit tests :(

Writing ES6 JavaScript

TFW you're writing code and feeling it become legacy as you're writing it.

Writing half the software before remembering I need to commit

Writing a script to do my job

The floor is Writing librarie documentation

I skip writing unit tests. YOLO.

writing a cover letter sucks

While writing code...

My cat was not amused that I am writing Haskell today!

Writing an a.i assistant so i can fire my real one...

Writing a list of censored words is fun!
Hehe

Writing a custom PDF parser from scratch. Hehe fuuuuuuck me

Note to myself: don't start writing algorithms at 2 am

I hate writing documentation... :(

When you start writing CSS yourself, and every style is

! important

Writing essays in different programming languages :)

Writing sql queries on production server makes me nervous.

I have to write an xml configuration parser for an in-house data acquisition system that I've been tasked with developing.

I hate doing string parsing in C++... Blegh!

What's a language you were once biased against fanatically, but ended up really enjoying writing with?

Common Lisp's format function.

Because it supports some crazy convenient formatting directives, such as: writing numbers as words, writing numbers as Roman numerals, correctly writing plurals, etc

The code in the image will print:
one cat
two cats
three cats
...
seven cats

Writing a book

Writing an if condition instead of properly handling it.

You want cringe:

Writing an interpreter in an interpreted language.

When you thought writing code on paper in university was bad, wait till you apply to Google and have one of your interviews writing code in Google docs.

Today I thought I had a really unique idea so I started writing the script for it.

In the middle of writing it I decided I would take a break and look at social media.

First thing I see is an ad for what I was just writing...

FML

Writing no bugs. :)

I improve my patience by writing code.

When people start sentences with 'when' while writing in English.

I'm always a little torn between writing

variable++;

Or

variable ++;

Writing tons of code without testing and it all works

Someone is not writing HTML properly...

Python developers starts writing his code with indentation and on multiple lines. Javascript developers look at him and writes the entire script in one line. Php developers looks at python and js developer and starts writing $$$$$$$$$$$$$

"You should blog as a developer."

Ain't nobody got time foh dat.

A collaborative writing platform

Start writing my book!

No javascript frameworks were created during the writing of this rant. :)

Nothing like writing some code on vacation #workneverstops

Writing JavaScript after Python is surprisingly frustrating

So here I am again. Writing my final assignment for the first 2/3 of my bachelor's degree. After 9 hours of constant writing yesterday, it's an understatement to say that the motivation is low.

For the first time ever, I’m writing an academic paper while worrying it will be too long, as opposed to being too short. The difference with this paper is that it’s on something I’m passionate about. I’m having fun writing this one - I’m getting paid to do something that doesn’t feel like work. It really makes me think about what job I want to get after college. I understand it’s possible to work without feeling like you’re working, and that’s something I really want.

When the configuration files are bigger than the code you're writing.

Writing code is like writing poetry. You put your soul into it, you create something so beautiful that everyone appreciates it, but no one fully understands it. So comment your fucking code!

Help I Can't Stop Writing In CamelCase.

Me when writing 'Hello world' programs

Write Code || Managing people.

I'll prefer Writing Code. 🤪

I really like Stack Exchange's change log writing style 😁

One of my professors made us submit Hand Written codes. I mean writing, compiling, executing on the machine, and then writing by hand on paper to submit.

It was so irritating.

IM DONE
BORED WITH WRITING CSS

Don't get me wrong. it's a beautiful styling language. I know how to use it, I've been even teaching it.

I'm just damn bored writing css
writing a ".", then a damn class name, "{}" and "color:shit"

BRO IM DONE

.ME{
STATUS: "DONE WITH WRITING CSS"
}

While Elon Musk is writing history with his #FalconHeavyLaunch. I'm writing history as well... GIT History I mean :')

When non-cs people start writing code..

Trying to love writing unit tests.

Memes be writing themselves. This is next level Walmart:

Monday! Need a refill before writing anything...

Music composition and writing my book

Error while writing to file: success

Hello, everyone! I finally got to writing my first post. I'm not going to be writing any rants, just liking other people's posts. Good day.

How are people writing documents/reports? Markdown/Latex in your fav editor and export to PDF? Word? Pages? Libre Office?

I use Markdown, via VSCode, Bear, iA Writer, Marked and then push to PDF. If I have to, then export to DOCX.

When I was a junior engineer I used to hate writing unit tests but now I look forward to writing them.

Well written Unit tests will save your life

I recommend the writing of e-mail templates as an alternative to frequently writing similar e-mails; I have found that this is a good method of saving time.

That moment when you know you're writing shitty code, but you continue writing shitty code because the boss says he needs it yesterday... (._. )

Writing SQL queries in a controller should be illegal! 🙄

Writing documentation is an art! I am an artist.

I have suddenly started liking writing word documents rather than writing code ...
What’s happening ??!? What’s wrong with me !?!

writing sql at 3AM is so much fun.

I should be writing code, but I keep scrolling! #devRant

"If flowers could grow on the moon. I'd plant you a garden of stars. So you could see in the dark,
that you're not alone."

I have a poetry book coming out (eventually) called "Steal this poem."

To date, my poetry has gotten one guy laid. Thats good enough for me.

And if you ever wanted to know what it feels like to be a poet, now you too can be one.

Steal this poem.

I don't know what our teammates thought while writing this code.

I just can't stop writing shitty code.

Tried to write a short article about Javascript IIFE modules, ended up explaining about function block scoping all the way to closures before I eventually get to the IIFE module explanation itself...

I'm really bad at this 😓

Writing a new tool, and it's looking pretty slick so far.

This is much better than meetings upon meetings. Maybe I should ask for a demotion so I can be writing code more often?

!dev_related

Finally hit chapter 6 of my book's rough draft!

Feels good to be making good progress, had to do a bit of an info dump on the readers but still need to expand everything.

Might even think about publishing in the future :-D

Writing an email

and not getting any reply..

Writing assembler is so much fun /s

My thesis supervisors gave me a set of templates and guidelines for the whole thing and argh.

they constantly assume that I've no fucking idea about academic writing despite the very good graded talks and texts I handed in in the past - granted, they probably often deal with inexperienced students.

but what they've given me.. a) the thesis template does not work, they fucked up some latex packages and b) there's a almost passive aggressive 3 page explanation on academic writing and how wo work with sources and references and they forgot the fucking references lol. There are none included and the references all go like [?].

Start writing unit tests

Started writing this program on my calculator today....

is @TheltalianGuy good in writing spaghetti code? 🤔

What do we say to writing unit tests?

Not today.

Your code when Writing Java for Android.

Fluently writing everything in brainfuck or even better in
Malbolge

Writing one dev-rant a day keeps dev-frustrations away!

So we're really writing

if __name__ == "__main__"

?

I'm lost for words.

Is writing code trully easier than reading it?

Writing a bot. 4 years before it was cool.

tbh: writing status reports which were never read again!

"What We Learned Writing Our Production Systems in Brainfuck"

Started writing JavaScript for a week now. Send help

Not writing or remembering what i did Yesterday

Writing tasks and crossing them out is fun.

I get it. Hooks prevent code repetition. But personally I hate them. I don’t know why. I just don’t like writing them. Maybe it’s because I like writing “this”. Weird, right?

What language would you recommend for writing CLI tools quickly?

Test code only after writing the entire class

Writing FizzBuzz in 3 lines via python list comprehentions.

Found this snapshot of the state of webdevelopment in 2012 in one of my old self-study notes/blog drafts. What progress since! Do you remember?

Writing AI to fight the AI that dun stole mine job.

And now for the fun part. Writing installation and user manual.

It feels like I've been writing this document for months

json.dump writing as json.dumps and json.loads as json.load.
just Python thing

Do you guys enjoy writing unit/ integration tests?

Any writers here that have tips on how to get started with writing?

I used to write a lot of stories as a kid, but nowadays I can never get my imagination started anymore. I guess you "just start", but I never know what to start writing about. Usually I write about my past and what I usually think about, but that often leads to nowhere or gets depressive.

Any ideas on how to start writing a story? Should I be more organized or should I just start with one thing (a character, a place, an event) and see where things go from there? Do you write by hand or on a computer?

Me: woo going to a massive LAN party, going to start hammering out some development, writing and gaming!

Friends: there's a pub just around the corner!

Me: *breathing intensifies*

I swear I'm not an alcoholic from all my rants containing grog or being induced by it but I swear it pops up every time I'm pumpedabout doing some coding...

I wrote three posts for a tech writing website - all of which were well researched, well formatted, and I figured, pretty relevant to most people working in software, right

The website decides hmm, we won't promote the posts at all - no retweets, nothing. So they all get about 100 views each within the first few days. Sad.

Meanwhile, one article written in basically BULLET POINTS gets pinned to the frontpage, and another article written in the most pajeet English I have ever seen containing factually wrong information (HTML is not a fucking programming language) gets retweeted and publicized and ends up with thousands of views

Why even fucking bother

*while writing a function, sees mistake in another function unrelated to the one I'm writing* eh, can't be bothered to fix that right now, I'll wait for someone to file a bug

"The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it." - Dennis Ritchie
So, how are you learning - By writing programs or by Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V? 😛

not a rant. I like poetry. Am a poemfag.
Be very impressed. VERY IMPRESSED!
Okay, well, just cringe through it at least. Smile and nod. I hope formatting doesn't butcher this.

"A King"
a king came to me one day
and claimed you will be my son!
and fame, and fortune, and all things good
yours your cup to overflow, overrun!

happiness and princesses, acclaim to your name
a life of leisure and of ease
land rich in treasures buried,
and swarthy ships on deep seas!

All these things, of emperors and kings
Will be yours to command! Though I warn
you my fair son, it is not as it seems
a charmed life is not grand

for though the riches of this earth
at your call, at your hand,
should find you at my passing, in your wealth
it is a kings fate to be damned

wealth to grave you can not take
and princesses demanding wives are one to make
and ships in harbor soon they rot
and health in age gives way to ache
and land is lost which once hard fought
truly that is rare the happiness which can be bought!

so upon the kingly head, heavy rests the (golden) crown
and though surrounded by apparent friends
never must he let his guard down

and ease which spoiled by fear of loss
magnified by all he'd gained
weary king, my boy, tis his lot,
to die a thousand times,
but never grow old again,

so heed these words my boy
it is not the wealth, or fame, or ease
that makes a man great my son,
but his words and his deeds!

Given how precise developers have to be with their code to get it to run, you'd think they'd be better spellers when they write blog posts. 🤔

To all the people who complain about writing a delete or update query. Not to talk you down, but seriously. STOP WRITING RAW QUERIES AND USE AN ORM!

Writing Java

Am I the only one who actually enjoys writing technical specifications?

Just finished writing a Git Mini Handbook for beginners. Plan on releasing it on Amazon this week and then begin finalizing the Mega handbook.

I just find it better writing my knowledge into books other than sodding around a software project.

I am tired writing the assignments!

Writing a small scale Ecommerce site for a friend. He keeps asking why I am writing tests for it all the time...some of us have standards

Writing tokenizer for a new language.

While writing Python extension in C. ☺️

Love writing comments, hate writing documentation.

Ugh, I know it is needed but just don't care about it as much as the code/comments which is a more direct 'here is what this does' approach. Writing idiot proof documentation sucks. Any little change? Have to remember to update the docs. Yeah, not happy.

Anybody else accidentally writing IP-adresses insteand of dates?

Posted: 21.1.20.17

Who annoys you most while writing code?

So I was just sitting around writing some php, and was wondering, if there has been a study detailing the suicide rates of engineers and what languages they were primarily writing in?

Writing code in PHP and not documenting it.

How do you solve this... without writing a brute force solver

writing Apache directives in my .gitignore instead of .htaccess file

Is it me, or writing Swift after several JavaScript apps feels like writing "serious" code once again?

Project idea:
Writing something akin to JavaFX or WPF to use with Rust.

A fairly easy to use XML-oriented system for writing run of the mill GUI apps for the desktop

Writing comments*. Just stop doing it.

Not writing the damn code.

Some people be writing nude code...

Don't you love writing a novel, get to a section introducing some of the higher up main characters and you can only remember 3 of the 8 names... Yeah me too 😃🔫

I aren't gonna be writing any code today (Monday) at work.

People who think writing stuff on GDocs is work.

Found a bunch of topics to start writing blogs with 👍

Dear Devs,

after a bunch of years of exp I thought I would start to write a blog / write articles about dev-things. Small helper articles we all know :)

So 2 questions:

1) What is a good way to start it? Can anyone write for Medium.com? Or make your own website? Wordpress (never used wordpress before btw).

2) I think my english is too bad or a professional article about development - so I would write them in my native language (German) and want to have them translated by a native speaker. Where to find such people without paying a hugh amount each article?

Writing an email client in java.
Yes I consider it """fun""".

Just received a client who needed me to add content to his website. I do provide content adding services where clients have to provide all the content I will add to their website.

The only problem is that this client gave me the content for his about page, which only consists of three sentences. Seems simple? Well the three sentences are big enough to be considered three paragraphs!

Writing HTML on a paper...

Catch me writing JS comments on my notebook.

Writing documentation is one of those tasks that most developers don't like doing. Especially when it comes to writing in say a Word/PDF file, an online wiki, or Confluence. It's time consuming and a pain in the ass.

But even if you don't like it, at least write comments in your source code! I hate having to keep writing "Write the PHPDocs for this class/function" in every pull request that I review. It's wasting my time writing such comments when it's such a basic thing to do when writing source code.

I always use bootstrap or anything else except writing CSS from scratch. I cant help it, I dont like writing CSS from nothing.

Writing for a loop

Mindlessly writing SQL-injectable? code.

Finally decided to do some planning before writing code but now I feel like I'm just procrastinating around writing the code.
The struggle is real.

Shit, I lost the rant again. Well let's begin from the top.

This is little bit personal but I'm not keeping any of this as a secret. I'm a hyperactive thinker at nights (ADHD). I must write this down, although it's well over middle-night at this point.

I just discovered that I might be better writer whilst I'm sleepy, hungry, out of affection of the meds or all of the above.
And may I remind you that I'm not a native English speaker or writer.

* Saved to clipboard, so I won't lose this again *

I've written now 2 long rants, 8 issue reports (devRant) and a loong collab posting in this one sitting, or rather laying. It feels like I'm writing perfectly without missing a beat. I know that's not right, it's the main symptom in ADHD; My brain is actually running slower than an average, much slower. That's a reasonable explanation for the “fast” innovation.
I'm running without restrictions of a normal human, I don't "overthink" every single word and rather go with the flow. That's what spell checkers are for.

* Save *

You can probably see what's happening. It's certainly also true when writing code. I left out the normal cleaning up (except for the grammar, found 10 errors).

It's pretty much the same thing as I'd imagine being drunk or even high.

I must not be the only one.

* Writing tags... *
* Update error count *
* Recover one part from memory *

When there's "no budget" to spend time on writing unit tests...

i am writing this with Apple

Yea. I am writing a paper using Grammarly and this popped up for a sentence I wrote. I guess I plagiarized... NOT. I am not even writing a C#/VB.NET paper...

I'm not writing bad code. It's just a spike

Stop writing unnecessary crons and start writing asynchronous code ffs.

By reading a ton of softwares and writing lot of softwares.

Writing a design document.

Writing error messages for a compiler While chatting.

FUCK MY LIFE

What's worse than not writing comments?!
Writing shitty useless irrelevant ones!

Spec writing, necessary evil 😬

My writing is so bad that usually I'm the only one that understands it

My excuse is that as a programmer I won't be writing by hand that much

Using javascript & writing a back-end server with node.js 😑😑

Apparently, writing a parser for a C-like syntax is hard.

When writing regexes why the fuck would you not use \w instead of writing [a-zA-Z0-9] or \d instead of [0-9] or the dozen other metacharacters? Makes it so fucking hard to decrypt long regexes.

Exercise and sports are good ways of relax and get some discipline. Writting, either blog posts or simply for yourself improves your communication skills. On the communication side, I've specially noticed that I improved by doing talks (dev and no-dev) even if it wasn't for and audiance of more than 30. Games also helped me with problem solving and management. There's a lot a stuff 😅

console.log('rant')

Writing unit tests is a pain

Not dev related so don't shoot me. If you like writing I figure you maybe might enjoy this and thought I'd share.

This is a section from an unfinished novel about 2050s America, set in a corporate subsidized mega-fevela sprawling across washington state, ruled by gangs and patrolled by the officers of a bankrupt nation suffering through austerity and on-and-off again spasms of mass civil conflict.

"Averice - Sex, drugs, and vice, in the downfall and dying days of america."

we lived in a smoke government, where everything was bullshit they blew up your ass so you could continue make believe while
you were bent over with your head in the hole in the ground you mistook for your ass to start with. And if you questioned it all, one bit, the mouth organ of the state would command
hate upon you, like an old latin curse, with a lexicon armada of phrases like "terrorist", and "troubled individual" to character assassinate you by drowning you in the humbling river of societies mass delusion giver, those two sweet letters "TV."

No, we were on the industry edge here, inventing better bait to catch what the state politiburo labelled 'bandits', all for what?

It had, in later years become fashionable to call those who didn't want to be stolen from any more, projected as it were, "thieves", in the same fashion as those in the middle east, defending
their homeland from foreigners, were labelled "insurgents." Tyranny had not so long ago grown a sense of irony it would seem.

And if you became enemy number one of the state, as thousands were, you would spend your days on the run, always looking over your
shoulder for the states vanish vans--black escalades with men in dark suits and mirrored glasses, like bugmen with shiny inhuman, and inscrutable eyes full of alien malice.

These were sordid summers, full of plastic playhouses where the cost of a days wages you could lay with a synthetic lover and pay away the days tense tax for a good lay, and forget your toils and troubles. And so many were kept in poverty because of easy habit and routine that they forget they were not living.

But for me, I had none of it. I preferred the troubled thing on the corner when I could coax one into my state issued sedan. She was sulky, with bright blonde curls, 19, maybe 20, with empty eyes, as if watching some invisible horizon. And in the glow of the blue neon, among the wet sidewalks, and trash, she leaned into my car. No words were exchanged. I nodded, and
she got into the car, a miniskirt, and slinky little handbag.

This was no more than state business with a bureau guy like me, and for her, little more than the prison trade taken public.

She huffed some powder and climbed spraddle leg onto my lap, grabbing me along my jawline, eyes locked onto the depths of my soul, and
for the next ten minutes as she moved on top of me, I was motionless property while my lusts became animal, and she, my cream cup.

After, I arrested her to the standard protests, but she new the game and quickly hushed. This was the verdant arithmetic of the state. I was awarded x amount of pension points for every criminal, no matter how, and it was no gentle hand, not the judge, not the jury, or the executioner of their will. It was the rigid touch of a long arm, dislocated from the law, and now, like frankenstein's monster, cobbled onto the mechanism of the state not unlike the manner of a combine harvester.

We were the owners of all by virtue of all we could take, and we took all we could get. The serial romeos of state police power, romancing
the unwilling citizenry with televised patriotism and five minute power talks at the beginning of the corporate day.

It could be paradise or a wasteland if we wanted it to be. And for a time it was.

Edit: devrant always breaks my formatting. sigh.