Normal people's morning :
Checking Facebook /Instagram

Developer's mornings :
Checking bit bucket

Laptop should be declared useless, when semicolon stops working.

So I reach office early , bcz I like to have sun left when I go home.
Other devs arrive almost 3-4 hours after me. And when it's time to leave,
They : you leave so early
Me : yes you ahole. I come early too.

And then they get credits for staying long I'm like yeah if you come at 12-1 you have to stay back.

So fucking frustrating.

Is java any element of air ? I have seen people posting " I breathe java "