A few years ago, one of the largest customers of our agency came up with an idea for a facebook app for Easter... the day before Easter Monday.

Managed to get the app working, but I didn't receive any overtime compensation from my employer...

I don't work there anymore, and I couldn't be happier.

Magento, it's in the same category for me as drupal, joomla, WordPress,... Bloated, slow, general pain to work with... No learning sources, cap of a 'documentation'...

Back in '95 my grandfather started creating his online gallery and I've started to get interested in it, but quickly found the limitations on manual labour and started to look into more advanced solutions...

I was hired to create a MailChimp clone for internal use. Since then, more than half of the marketing team has been fired because their work is not needed anymore.

Can't do an 'if' in HTML...

Develop a facebook canvas app with share to Twitter, LinkedIn, pinterest, reddit, Google+ functions...

When my would be group leader came in, looking like an escaped Zombie from the Walking Dead, and had to fake a mind blank to escape alive...

Student: what are indexes on mysql tables?

Teacher: I don't know, nor do I recommend it's usage.