I speak c# like I speak Spanish. It works and I get by, but it ain't pretty.
(currently living in Mexico)

The moment where the powet cuts out. :/ (Mexican problems)

Confidence peaks when you run a project and bluescreen arrives

Was dreaming about a repository for a good night's sleep, when I took a 4 hours long nap. All because of non existing sleep last night. - Might need to take a day of soon, it's just so darn hard.

When clients calls me, and tells me that the website is broken.
client: It won't upload my pictures, says that file size is to big.

me: How big is your picture?

client: How do I check that?

30 min of explaining and a him forgetting to charge the laptop.

Client: It says 32 mb.

Me: Yep that's way to big, won't work for a website.

Client: How do you make them smaller?

Me: Crying.