When a software improvement organization (cough Scrum.org) does this stupid crap with their passwords, causing us all to be pwned.

Someone's
Crap
Ruined
Ur
Mojo

We need a separate app called devCribs where folks just post pictures of their sweet setups.

Recruiter contacted me about a job via email. Being the intrepid dev, I GlassDoor'd them. Nothing but shit reviews, so I told him no thanks.

"Oh we've seen the reviews and we're really trying to get our stuff together."

"Not on my back, you won't. I'm not going from the frying pan into the fire. "

He sent me more email asking me to reconsider. If you have shit reviews and have to beg people, uhh, are you that stupid to think anyone will come work for you?

"Hey, I think you'd be a great fit for this great startup we're doing. The work is all PHP."

"Umm, I don't have any PHP experience on my resume. And I never want to."

"Are you sure? We think you'd fit in great over here? "

Having another dev that sits near you never mute the video conference you're on - with the volume up so loud YOU COULD HEAR IT FROM SPACE! (Imagine Lewis Black ranting this)

Poking fun at another dev's typo but their lack of command of the English language doesn't even let them appreciate it.

PBIs that end up like War and Peace.