Apparently, HERE Maps supports transport via spaceship 😲

I don’t know if this is a joke or not but it’s in the API documentation:

https://developer.here.com/document...

I have spent 20 minutes explaining to a contractor how to stage a file in git and what a filepath is.

It's moments like this where I stop worrying about my job security

Merging my slaves into “main” just isn’t the same.
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/s

Someone on a Facebook group asking how they can make a video auto-play with sound at maximum when a visitor hits the home page.

Me: Here’s how: Log into your site via SSH and cd to the docroot. Type “rm -rf” and hit Enter. Then throw your laptop in the river and go work at McDonald’s. Because if you are stupid enough to ask this question, you are too stupid to be allowed to own a website.

People want to have a 45 minutes scrum😭

Hehehehehehe

Heaviest element yet detected in an exoplanet atmosphere:
https://eso.org/public/news/...

Your mom...

pay it!

Can we talk about something? I can't be the only one...

Code dreams.

What are they? You either sleep poorly, lightly, or not at all and continually repeat nonsensical code that you would otherwise KNOW is wrong when awake, (and it may even be a problem you already solved!) but for some reason your brain just wants you to mull over it over and over again.

I've been free of them for quite some time, but it happened now the past two nights. Drives me fucking nuts.

Just got an E-Mail about a small Chrome extension I made. They want me to add a Bing search button lol. What would I get in return?
Quote:
> you could earn $0.65 per month, and we don't want you to miss out on such an opportunity

What an opportunity indeed.

Software is getting slower faster than hardware is getting faster.

True that

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Me: IT call center.

Lady: Hi! I cant access the shared folder!

Me: Ok. I'll try and help you out. Whats happening when you click on it?

Lady: ok ok... {clicks}... Now it's asking me to entered my password. Should I enter it?

Me: Do you know it?

Lady: Yeah.

Me: yeah try entering it.

Lady: YES. That worked! Thank you so so much!!!

Me: No problem. Have a good day!

$ man unzip
Definitely the weirdest command I've used in a while

Thanks but don't tell my boss

I wish any of my friends could understand it.

In 2014,. I sold 0.17 btc for $87. I bought pizza with that money. It was delicious. I regret nothing.

It has been a long day... 😐

On my twitter feed today.

Want to see the Most incompetent co-worker?

My mind : See yourself in the mirror :(

AI's be like!

Wore a suit to work.
Feels like a project manager.

Didn't open the IDE.

This got me thinking

Great😅😂

Nope.. Not doing that.

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

Release time :)