Found this potential solution to your boss problems on reddit:

Databases

Me if there's no coffee at work:

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I WANT COFFEE.

┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) I WANT COFFEE.

┻━┻ ︵ ＼\('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻

I WANT COFFEE!

ಠ_ಠ Kurt...

ಠ_ಠ Put.

ಠ__ಠ The tables.

ಠ___ಠ Back.

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!

Go home Android Studio, you're drunk...

Coding level: jedi master

Let's have a nice Friday my friends.

When everyone is fixing their bug but your app doesn't have any. And you are bored as fuck.

I also finally get to do it😂

Ayyyy!
I'm a supporter now!

How to make sure your users appreciate your work

When grandma complains about her "shrinking internet".

oh god

lol apple joke

Coding Levels

I have no idea why he doing this ._.

journey of life in ce

So I got this message months ago, did a screenshot then, thought it's a good idea to share it with you.

F*ck WordPress!! That is all.

Stupid HR's. Really? Really?

Yeah...Windows...

The answer to my deadline. HAHAHAHA

"Only one level of indentation per method". This image just made my day :)

Close Enough... :-p

I had seen million people like those and I bet I was controlled the same way!

Rant:
Why in the freezing cold all people think that linux = secure. Ransomware... Bla bla not happening on linux bla bla... Linux is secure.

If Linux would have been the most popular one people will pretty much run everything on root and install every stupid package available and never run: apt-get update.

Users were so dumb they got scammed by a phising mail... In freaking 2017... This is user stupidity not OS fault...

God its stupidly annoying seeing the same stuff : Linux secure...
Everything can be secure if you paid attention to the same stuff in freaking 2000.

Found this gem in our production code today

Apple beta testing new product in India!

Client: other do this with very low price

Result:

Do you agree with this????

Freelance programmers