No Wonder this is going to crash!!

Boss: “Our YouTube channel doesn’t look at all like our website.”

Me: “I’ve made it look as close to our branding as YouTube allows for with its limited editing controls.”

Boss: “This is unacceptable. I expected more from you.”

Me: “I cannot accept the blame for this. YouTube is setting the design parameters for all channels and I can only do so much.”

Boss: “You can call the YouTube, can’t you? Why didn’t you call them?”

Me: “.......and ask them....what?”

Boss: “You don’t ask! You tell! Our company has been around for 140 years. Our brand name carries that weight. They’ll change their design to what we need if you’re assertive enough.”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s just not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.”

All y'all CSS and frontend folks. Looks like IE8 issues can wait.

How do we deal with this??

Windows in a nutshell...

When you want to withdraw some cash but forgot your windows username and password

I wish not to have seen this... And they are using a personal lisence... :/
I mean, if you are using for commercial purpose, then fucking pay for it!

Please behave same.

may be

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

My 1366x768 laptop resolution is not enough to even have intellij open along with firefox in split screen mode... :(

Entity Framework Core Mapping LOL

550 GB graphics..... but will it run Crysis?

My boss just revised my report and sent it back with new file names. Memes have officially infiltrated the workplace.

Sigh, Microsoft we need to talk...

This is a proof that Microsoft and Linux are friends now.

Just android things!

My experience with Adobe...
(I recently moved to Canada)

Me: I want to give you money. (Tries to pay with Canadian card)

Adobe: Sorry, you have a US account, you must use a US card.

Me: Okay, what are my options to pay with my Canadian card?

Adobe: We have to delete your US account and create a Canadian one.

Me: Okay... Why can't you just switch the country from US to Canada on my account?

Adobe: *bullcrap response*

Me: Okay, delete it and transfer everything.

*Kicks me out of the chat.
*I log back in. Try to reconnect to customer service chat.

Adobe: AdobeID unable to participate in chat.

*I'm 30 minutes into this ordeal

Me: (to myself) I could literally torrent this program in 5 minutes 🤔

Lesson: if a company wants people to not torrent their software make it easier for a willing fucking customer to buy your software!

Since the chat doesn't work anymore, I called customer service and am still on hold.... 😤😤😤

Why does the internet have borders?

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

Mehhhhh

My new debbuging buddy :D

!false

Fixing bugs on the production server..

Me explaining what I do!

I personally enjoy VB from time to time

Could not resist sharing.
Src: http://commitstrip.com/en/2013/...

When you are enjoying but windows doesn't like to party

When you're trying to explain a concept as simple as it can be to your non-dev family and friends, but they're just quietly staring at you.

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Just noticed you can ++ a rant by double tabbing it. Nice hidden feature :)