User: "What should I do? I'm confused."

Defragmentation

[via https://twitter.com/jeremiahtolbert...]

Not buying bitcoin in 2008

So adopting this price list. Like right now.

Solving crashes via *big data*

Definition of Irony:

When your css works in IE but not in Firefox.

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

We are in 2017! :)

I like my humour how I like my UI.

DARK.

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

*Wants to learn a programming language*
*visits Udemy*
*It's costly af*
*Visits youtube*
*Plays learn complete java in 30 min*
*Completed*
*Visits hacker earth*
*Started solving a problem*
-- eternity later--
*Still on same problem*
*Cries in corner*

THE END

It's 2017 and you're not allowed to complain about syntax error bugs. Get a proper tool for the job.

We don't use rocks for hammers, and we don't use notepad for coding

RandomGuy: I can't seem to play some videos on my laptop. Can you help?

LinuxPro: You have to install Arch Linux to do that. Windows 10 sucks.

Being honest in an interview:

- Can you work under pressure?
- I can, but I'd rather not.

Dear people who complain about spending a whole night to find a tiny syntax error; Every time I read one of your rants, I feel like a part of me dies.

As a developer, your job is to create elegant optimized rivers of data, to puzzle with interesting algorithmic problems, to craft beautiful mappings from user input to computer storage and back.

You should strive to write code like a Michelangelo, not like a house painter.

You're arguing about indentation or getting annoyed by a project with braces on the same line as the method name. You're struggling with semicolons, misplaced braces or wrongly spelled keywords.

You're bitching about the medium of your paint, about the hardness of the marble -- when you should be lamenting the absence of your muse or the struggle to capture the essence of elegance in your work.

In other words:

Fix your fucking mindset, and fix your fucking tools. Don't fucking rant about your tabs and spaces. Stop fucking screaming how your bloated swiss-army-knife text editor is soooo much better than a purpose-built IDE, if it fails to draw something red and obnoxious around your fuck ups.

Thanks.

Aww.....

So Linus runs chrome inside of him? Interesting ...

Hello, I'd like to hear a Torrent joke ..

Definitely not malware!

Hahahah

For any job, you can include in your resume, without a hint of lying, that you are Time magazine person of the year 2006. Seriously.

To whoever decided to get on my wifi channel:
Fuck you

When you're a front end developer and want to use a hashtag.

It could be so easy, we are just doing it wrong...

Explaining the difference between these two using Null && 0

Fav so far

Thanks google

This is just sad

I love the Slack changelogs 😂

Just noticed YouTube got inspired by porn video sites and now they are showing very short preview of video on thumbnail hover.

Nice but not that useful feature for non porn video site.