Looks like Firefox has taken over the mantle of shittest browser. Never thought I'd see the day.

1s and 0s mate

Had a look on freelancer, motherfuckers want websites and apps built for $25 haha. Surely they mean per hour!

Head down and keep coding. Hopefully when I'm finished this crazy world will be back to 'normal'

12 test st testville

Anyone still use KnockoutJS?

Best admin template?

> .bash_history

When the designer uses a react component in the design and we have to convert to vanilla or redo..

So I quit after 10 years of service to start my own company. Never had the resources or tools to put the full documentation effort in unfortunately. Trying my best for a handover. The board have started to treat me like shit, no respect after a decade of propping these assholes up. I have offered my services post employment but they are being difficult.

Just got an email and call from our data centre... they are shutting down the site and can't relocate our boxes physically due to the ip ranges in use. Only option is to migrate the sites and code to new boxes. Which means patching of db and code for newer versions.

Do I leave them with this mess since they are being assholes or try to sort it properly in my last few weeks while I also document..

Don't let anyone sit down. Meetings will be much faster that way.

Going to register a company soon. Wonder if Shite Tech is available? Maybe Broken Technolgies.. suggestions?

Anyone still use embarcadero for db modelling?

I have no problems if you share the same IQ as a 10 year old.. just not in the workplace.

"What if you get hit by a bus..??"

My name is url

If WestWorld used ssd instead of flash none of this would have been a problem

The "cloud"

I only have resting angry face at work

Stop pushing straight to master.... argh

Best nicknames to call front-end devs?

It takes less time to create a child than it does for my work to launch a website!

Fuck i hate it when clients use dedicated windows servers for mysql.

New wave of startups using blockchain tech in their pitch deck. I wonder how many of them are full of shit and its just a replicated db?

Downloaded a bitcoin wallet. Now i have two empty wallets.

I put an ad out for a front end developer and all i get is WordPress geniuses.

Sometimes i code straight to production

I would like to get through one day without saying "The level of retardation here is mind boggling" at work.

Buy a domain. Watch 100s of spam email, sms and dodgy phone calls come in.

I wonder if the person who invented the "Low Priority" feature in email clients is proud..