That moment when you are a new coder,ask a question on StackOverFlow,get -3 rep and you can't ask a new question for 2 days

Countdown has begun! July 29 is the last day we see this f***ing dialog. Bye bye annoying Windows 10 update.

"I'm a very bad girl" she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished hard" she said and crawled toward him.
He said "Oh yes I will punish you in a way you can't imagine!" and installed windows 10 on her laptop.

This guy arrived just in time... Thanks @dfox and @trogus!

That's why...😬😬😬

the most confusing part of the job is when your boss ask you to develop a world class product, single handedly in a month and you cannot refuse. You some how believe that it can be done

Thinking about an amazing app.
Me: "I will start doing it tomorrow"
Brain: "yeah cool... LET'S DO IT!!"
tomorrow arrives.
Me : "I will this other app...it's fantastic!"
Brain:" oh my god...I can't wait!!!!"
a month passes.
Brain: "weren't you supposed to do your 46 side project apps??"
Me: "I remembered I already work 12 h/day......"

When my co-workers thinks it is fun to add this to my bashrc when i was away:

alias cd='exit'

Techsupport vs Client

my monday is so productive.
i named my interface for a factory method :
ICanCreateSelf

so proud.

Stumbled upon this old gold on reddit. If I tell you that my monitor is now not covered in accidentally spat out espresso, I'd be lying. 😂😂😂

linux 🐧

Drivers.

You know you have to go to sleep when f.lux start turning to daylight

This, my friend, is the best meme ever 😂😂

JAR JAVA

sysout + space = system.out.print()

For thoses who began programming in Java :)

java it is a black box that convert XML to SQL

Java developers never R.I.P, they just get garbage collected.

Java is kind of like teenage sex--everyone is always talking about it, but in reality they don't even know what they're talking about.

An old one, but still pretty funny 😂

If Java had true Garbage Collection, it would delete itself.

Java... 😑

When you first start learing development patterns on Java

You know you need to take a break when you start scrolling through webpage using `j` and `k` keys

When you try to get BIOS..

What the fuck am I doing...

While browsing LinkedIn, I came across someone who's title is content developer! First, I thought she is a cms developer, then realized she is just a content writer.

Giving functions exciting names so you can feel like a Bond villain while programming:

execute(); destroy(); fire(); isDead();

:quit :exit :x :fuckoffvim

It's a pain in the ass working with an interpreted language :(