How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?

You console it!

;)

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

Why is this so satisfying?!

Go home candle. 🕯️
You are drunk. 🍺

Do you guys feel a need to create something "cool" and "unique" but have a hard time coming up with ideas?

I think someone in the finance department had to create an ad

A software engineer was smoking...

A lady nearby asked him: "Can't you read the warnings? Smoking is injurous to health!"

He replied: "We are bothered only about errors, not warnings!"

“Don’t comment bad code—rewrite it.”
—Brian W. Kernighan and P. J. Plaugher

"How does your live chat work?"

we fell in love because both of us prefer tabs over spaces

Holy shit, this is fucking awesome

So, King's Cross is zero-indexed...

I don't get it -.-!

When you are enjoying but windows doesn't like to party

Product dev: We need a new volume slider for ou...

Dev: Say no more!

You probably find the issue even if you don't speak German =)

SO doesn't like newbies

4gb ram + android studio + android emulator = slower than slowest sloth!
Died 👻💀 waiting!

Past me : There's no need for testing. It's only a small change.

Never been so wrong...

God is one of us

With quantum computers, will my code be right and wrong at the same time?

Turning my 27" monitor vertically was the smartest thing I did all year.

There's so much space now that just using it makes me happy!

That only drawback is the 1080p horizontal resolution which is not enough for many sites to fit without zooming out.

I feel like I will soon persuade myself to buy a 4K monitor...

"Programming is a marathon, not a sprint"
-MPJ

Finally installed Ubuntu and successfully configured the wifi setting, any package I should install?

Fucking clients:/

When your Artificial neural network set the weights right through the first iteration.

@dfox I just double tapped a rant to ++ it and then, after I double tapped, I got this:

Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

And i'm just sitting here like sudo nano